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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 11:37:25

"I fucking hate my fucking life "

...54 translations later we get:

"I can not complain."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 11:49:45

This thing is only slightly better for making coherent sentences then talking to a cum guzzling downes-sydnrome toddler.

LOL

Original text:

"Ramirez! Go measure the universe, heres a ruler. Ramirez! Take out that Harrier, heres a throwing knife."

...54 translations later we get:

"Ramires! Daily Ramirez directly measure the surface! Tea, Cherry, and should."


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[-*EducateYourself*-] [-*Listen*-] [-*Obey*-]

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 11:58:46

"My job sucks dick."
...54 translations later we get:
"We have the right." :O

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 12:02:26

At 5/2/10 11:58 AM, Dark-critical wrote: "My job sucks dick."
...54 translations later we get:
"We have the right." :O

Your job openly admitted to being gay.


ahaha god damnit i'm here.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 12:04:17

"you should slap his cock" turn into...

"sing"


Taste the rainbow.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 12:06:49

AFRIKAANS : jy moet klap my anus
Back to ENGLISH : you should slap my anus
ALBANIAN : ju duhet mu anusit tim
Back to ENGLISH : you should slap my anus
ARABIC : %u064A%u062C%u0628 %u0639%u0644%u064A%u0643 %u0635%u0641%u0639%u0629 %u0627%u0644%u0634%u0631%u062C %u0628%u0644%u062F%u064A
Back to ENGLISH : You should slap my anus
BELARUSIAN : %u0412%u044B %u043F%u0430%u0432%u0456%u043D%u043D%u04 4B %u043F%u0440%u0430%u043C%u0430 %u043C%u043E%u0439 %u0430%u043D%u0443%u0441%u0430
Back to ENGLISH : You should direct my anus
BULGARIAN : %u0422%u0440%u044F%u0431%u0432%u0430 %u0434%u0438%u0440%u0435%u043A%u0442%u04 3D%u043E %u043C%u0438 %u0430%u043D%u0443%u0441%u0430
Back to ENGLISH : You direct my anus
CATALAN : Vostè dirigeix el meu anus
Back to ENGLISH : You direct my anus
CHINESE : %u4F60%u76F4%u63A5%u6211%u7684%u809B%u95 E8
Back to ENGLISH : You directly to my anus
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : %u4F60%u76F4%u63A5%u5411%u6211%u7684%u80 9B%u95E8
Back to ENGLISH : You directly to my anus
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : %u4F60%u76F4%u63A5%u5411%u6211%u7684%u80 9B%u9580
Back to ENGLISH : You directly to my anus
CROATIAN : Vi direktno na moj %u0161upak
Back to ENGLISH : You directly into my anus
CZECH : Ty se p%u0159ímo do mého kone%u010Dníku
Back to ENGLISH : They directly into my anus
DANISH : De direkte ind i min anus
Back to ENGLISH : They directly into my anus
DUTCH : Zij direct in mijn anus
Back to ENGLISH : It directly into my anus
ENGLISH : It directly into my anus
Back to ENGLISH : It directly into my anus
ESTONIAN : See otse mu pärak
Back to ENGLISH : This is due in my anus
FILIPINO : Ito ay dahil sa aking anus
Back to ENGLISH : This is because of my anus
FINNISH : Tämä siksi, että olen peräaukko
Back to ENGLISH : This is because I am anal
FRENCH : C'est parce que je suis anal
Back to ENGLISH : Because I'm anal
GALICIAN : Porque eu son anal
Back to ENGLISH : Because I'm anal
GERMAN : Weil ich anal
Back to ENGLISH : Because I anal
GREEK : %u0393%u03B9%u03B1%u03C4%u03AF %u03B5%u03B3%u03CE %u03C0%u03C1%u03C9%u03BA%u03C4%u03B9%u03 BA%u03CC
Back to ENGLISH : Why me anal
HEBREW : %u05DC%u05DE%u05D4 %u05DC%u05D9 %u05D0%u05E0%u05D0%u05DC%u05D9
Back to ENGLISH : Why me anal
HINDI : %u092E%u0941%u091D%u0947 %u0915%u094D%u092F%u094B%u0902 %u0917%u0941%u0926%u093E
Back to ENGLISH : Why Anal
HUNGARIAN : Miért Anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why Anal
ICELANDIC : Hvers vegna Anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why Anal
INDONESIAN : Mengapa Anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why Anal
IRISH : Cén fáth anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
ITALIAN : Perché anale
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
JAPANESE : %u306A%u305C%u809B%u9580
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
KOREAN : %uC65C %uD56D%uBB38
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
LATVIAN : K%u0101p%u0113c an%u0101lais
Back to ENGLISH : Why does anal
LITHUANIAN : Kod%u0117l analinis
Back to ENGLISH : Why does anal
MACEDONIAN : %u0417%u043E%u0448%u0442%u043E %u0430%u043D%u0430%u043B%u043D%u0438%u04 3E%u0442
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
MALAY : Mengapa dubur
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
MALTESE : G%u0127aliex anali
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
NORWEGIAN : Hvorfor anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
PERSIAN : %u0686%u0631%u0627 %u0645%u0642%u0639%u062F
Back to ENGLISH : Why anus
POLISH : Dlaczego odbytu
Back to ENGLISH : Why does anal
PORTUGUESE : Por que o anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why does anal
ROMANIAN : De ce nu anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why do not anal
RUSSIAN : %u041F%u043E%u0447%u0435%u043C%u0443 %u043D%u0435 %u0430%u043D%u0430%u043B%u044C%u043D%u04 4B%u0439
Back to ENGLISH : Why not anal
SERBIAN : %u0417%u0430%u0448%u0442%u043E %u043D%u0435 %u0430%u043D%u0430%u043B%u043D%u0438
Back to ENGLISH : Why not anal
SLOVAK : Pre%u010Do nie análny
Back to ENGLISH : Why not anal
SLOVENIAN : Zakaj ne anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why do not anal
SPANISH : ¿Por qué no anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why not anal
SWAHILI : Nini anal
Back to ENGLISH : What anal
SWEDISH : Vad anal
Back to ENGLISH : What anal
TAGALOG : Ano anal
Back to ENGLISH : What anal
THAI : %u0E2A%u0E34%u0E48%u0E07%u0E17%u0E35%u0E 48%u0E01%u0E49%u0E19
Back to ENGLISH : What rays.
TURKISH : Ne %u0131%u015F%u0131nlar%u0131.
Back to ENGLISH : What's rays.
UKRAINIAN : %u0429%u043E %u043F%u0440%u043E%u043C%u0435%u043D%u04 56%u0432.
Back to ENGLISH : What rays.
VIETNAMESE : Nh%u1EEFng gì các tia.
Back to ENGLISH : What rays.
WELSH : pelydrau Beth.
Back to ENGLISH : What rays.
YIDDISH : %u05D5%u05D5%u05D0%u05E1 %u05E9%u05D8%u05E8%u05D0%u05B7%u05DC%u05 DF.
Back to ENGLISH : Which radiate.


Taste the rainbow.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 12:22:15

Original text:

"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."

...54 translations later we get:

"Fokkusufosubando."

LOLWUT


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 12:33:52

This one is a little wierd..

Original text:

"i like to wear my moms underwear"

...54 translations later we get:

"We hoped that"


Check out my new song ''Open the Eyes Of My Heart Lord''
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 20:09:12

"sometimes i force small animals into my anal cavity"

...54 translations later we get:

"Sometimes i make small round holes in animals"

This is a little too much to handle on both ends.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 20:15:05

Original text:

"Stupid people are actually often geniuses."

...54 translations later we get:

"Often this is crazy."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 20:19:43

Original text:

"I do not rape little girls"

...54 translations later we get:

"Two women as sexual violence."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 20:25:21

"im so fucking sick of your cock sucking"

...54 translations later we get:

"This is most important."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 20:28:06

Original text:

"The new Major Motion Picture, Angry Killer goats from Galaxy 67!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Killer sheep movie 67 attack Galaxy good!"


I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 20:42:29

this thread has outlived any type of humor. way to go the last....5 pages of posters, you ruined it.


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