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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-24 21:14:41

"You do not kill clown! Clown kills you!!!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Water can kill!"

Wait, what?


kind of reminded me of a angry blowjob.Like a muffled choking with a depressed sigh from the nose--ZyklonB-
Fuck this thread.--Rig--

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-24 21:32:25

"LOL"

...54 translations later we get:

"Interesting spam."

This is very interesting spam...

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-24 21:32:50

Original text:

"i am lady gaga and i am a hermaphrodite"

...54 translations later we get:

"My husband as well."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-24 21:42:21

poopy santa dickbrain hentia is awsome
into
"Porn is a good idea."
REALY


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-24 21:43:55

Original text:

"suck donkey balls"

...54 translations later we get:

"Finally, competition"

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-24 21:57:19

I had to share this youre mother sucks dicks to you bong smoking mother


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-24 23:18:36

Original text:

"i like when the red water comes out"

...54 translations later we get:

"A Red River."
holy crap :o

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-24 23:49:19

Original text:

"how about some pancakes? this room is large"

...54 translations later we get:

"Cookie? Quality"

that is kind of weird


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 00:56:59

The Exact Opost Actually, i put an emo frase and look what we got now:
"I fucking hate my life, because all i can do is shit, nothing else, really...te hell with it!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I know you want light in my life ... How Embarrassing!"


Check my art http://darkbrand.newgrounds.com/art = MSN - Daniel_dom99@hotmail.com , Got any suggestions?Mail me or talk to me ^^.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 09:21:34

"I jizzed in my pants"

...10 translations later we get:

"Wherever I am, standing in his pants"

rofl


Only a Ninja can kill a Ninja-
~Sho Kusagi

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 09:27:03

Original text:

"And the coloured girls go Doo do doo do doo do do doo doo do doo do doo do do doo"

...25 translations later we get:

"And his daughter, all colors, you can avoid all the cocaine"

this page is fucking hilarious lol , srsly , how would they get cocaine out of doo do do doo ? wait..actually it makes sense


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 10:12:06

mokey farts taste yummy"

...54 translations later we get:

"Drink"

~

"i love sucking off polish people cause they have massive cocks"

...54 translations later we get:

"Before you swallow food."


I Know Drugs, I Know Video Games, I Know Litliture, I Know Dru- wait...nevermind. Feel free to discuss any of these with me

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 10:28:04

LOL!

"I'm the greatest man the man has ever known!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I understand."

F****** Lol!


Some people preffer non-moving art,I preffer motion art.
I SEE MY DRAWINGS MOVE!!!I think that means something.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 11:41:26

"my cats names are Pandora,Eris, and Boogey. Boogey is a boy, Eris and Pandora are girls"

...54 translations later we get:

"Based on the cat is very difficult vamupuketto women and men in Buenos Aires."

WTF?


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 11:53:57

Original text:
Go fuck yourself!

Translated text:
Download!

I am confused.


Just chillin' like always.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 12:59:09

RRREEEEEEEAAAADDDDDDD TTTTTHHHHIIIIISSSSSS
my penis is so big, it is considered a concealed weapon in forty nine states. "

...54 translations later we get:

"More than 40 centimeters in 9 countries and local communities."


A merry heart does good like a medicine; but a broken spirit dries the bones. Proverbs 17:22
"It's not gay because we're bros." - Gobblemeister

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 13:35:00

Original text:

"Warm butt?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Gay;"


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 13:41:53

We had...

Im a fangbanger and i want to suck your blood and maybe your penis if my teeth dont hurt. Would you like that big boy? Mwah."

and we got THIS...

Because bone and - write to me, Bandar, teeth, blood or per kilogram.


I want to kill everybody in the world!
L O V E L o V e, oh..
I want to eat your heart!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 14:09:45

"I sucked off your dad while buttfucking your mom."
...10 translations later we get:
"I am a father and mother fuck, stupid time."
...25 translations later we get:
"I am a mother and father, the fool."


Ignorance is bliss, kids.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-26 22:32:50

"I miss her so much, I wish she would love me."

...54 translations later we get:

"Perfect love."

Mods, if you are going to lock this as a old thread, and if you ban me, please don't delete this post.
Please.


You just lost the game
Sig by Sig crew.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-27 18:39:38

"Watch out! A large smoothie look-alike is headed for your butt!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Maillet Scary ass!"


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-27 19:34:45

Original text:

"BUILD ME UP BUTTERCUP"

...54 translations later we get:

"State of the City."


XBox live GT: Willplay4F00D
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-27 19:57:08

start: you are so fat and ugly it is hard to look at you

54 later get:
Very ugly and fat, which is responsible for Resolving problems

oh, and this is my first post yay!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-27 21:07:51

"Who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves Orange Soda!"

...54 translations later we get:

"What is love? Sodaorenjibokkusu!"

WTF?!


"Soup actually isn't a spam crew ... Except for Narcissy, that guy sucks." - ih8dude

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-27 21:15:00

Original text:

"Smoke weed every day"

...54 translations later we get:

"11 products."

I don't really get it.


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-27 21:15:47

"perverted jellyfish"

...54 translations later we get:

"Click and wait."

I laughed my ass off.


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 17:09:52

i put Si alguien aquí hay%uFEFF un violador es probable que sea usted. and 54 later it says Humans are illegal, the United Nations Convention on Maritime Industry

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 17:17:29

Original text:

"A friend of mine joined newgrounds yesterday"

...54 translations later we get:

"Niuguraunzumeru."

WTF?


Proud Scotsman | PSN: Trystlions | Typing Useless Posts Since 2008

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 17:20:48

bad translater"

...54 translations later we get:

"Error"

lolz hahaha

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 17:25:04

At 4/24/10 09:43 PM, domos12345 wrote: Original text:

"suck donkey balls"

...54 translations later we get:

"Finally, competition"

lol i said google sucks balls ass and it said Google donkey balls <3
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