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bad translator fun!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 19:21:24


Original text:

"I'm going to fly to the moon on this magical invisible monkey."

...54 translations later we get:

"How to attract New factories."

What the hell?

Insert humorous comment about the below user.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 19:24:58


Original text:

"Remember, Remember, the 5th of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. "

...54 translations later we get:

"11 interrupt sources and Treachery essay even remember the wind, I forget."


Insert humorous comment about the below user.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 19:27:52


"I love the Internet"
54 translations later...
"I love the Internet"

How the piss did that happen?

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 19:35:00


I decide to run it through five times.

Original text:

"I'm going for a walk in the forest, care to join me?"

...54 translations later we get:

"I in afraid of voods going?"
________________________
Original text:

" "I in afraid of voods going?""

...54 translations later we get:

"Your best Indian?"
________________________
Original text:

"Your best Indian?"

...54 translations later we get:

"India?"
_________________________
Original text:

"India?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Turkey?"
__________________________
Original text:

"Turkey?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Turkey?"

So after 5, it wouldn't translate anymore.


Insert humorous comment about the below user.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 19:45:27


Original text:

"i like my new shoes alot"

...54 translations later we get:

"I Liked his post in November"

Not bad right?


Check out my new song ''Open the Eyes Of My Heart Lord''

3rd place in the weekly 5!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 19:58:16


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAH!...
"Bang your mum"
Became
"Fear of mother"

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 20:14:19


"We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you "

...25 translations later we get:

"We love that it is not fully in accordance with the rules, I do not think anyone would say that I think I have an idea, do not go"

Hoping this hasn't been done before

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 20:19:55


"Resistance only makes my penis harder!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Chicken only!"

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 21:44:44


Original text:

"Ya'll gunna make me act a fool! Up in in heya, up in heya. Ya'll gunna make me loose my cool. Up in heya, up in heya. "

...54 translations later we get:

"38 minutes 04 seconds, Anna 02:00 joy! 02:00 38 minutes 04 seconds of fire, I thank God for my farewell"

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 21:50:44


HAHAHA

"Scout: Need a dispensah heah! Engineer: Erectin' a dispenser. Announcer: BLU spy stole the intelligence! Engy: SPAH!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Listen ... Vertical structure News: First Blue: ranji city in spain!"


ahaha god damnit i'm here.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 23:02:11


4chan = 4chan

Apparently everyone can understand memes now.


Strychnine and cyanide. A healthy part of this complete breakfast.

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 23:03:54


Great things come in small packages =
Jump to treat children.


Strychnine and cyanide. A healthy part of this complete breakfast.

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 23:21:30


hmm...

"Once, I held in my hands the power to shove the red hot poker into your love hole, but it eluded me for much time. The aids that i eventually contracted from the man's hairy bloomers ran rampant throughout my system till I decided to poke a chicken"

...54 translations later we get:

"If you want an iron first, but the state must meet the fire pit will not buy chicken Kiev."


There was a man from Dundee,

Who's limericks always ended on line three,

I don't know why.

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 23:34:11


Do you poop?

Youtube?

LOL wtf is this shit?

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 23:51:36


Now im in the limelight cause I rhyme tight time to get paid blow up like the world trait"

...54 translations later we get:

"Many of export products, and cancer as after the attack."


I Know Drugs, I Know Video Games, I Know Litliture, I Know Dru- wait...nevermind. Feel free to discuss any of these with me

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 00:38:46


Everyone's making cock jokes. :P
I'm putting in everyday things to see how they get warped. I doubt you can get one sentence through this thing unmarred. For example:

Original text:
"What time is it?"
...54 translations later we get:
"Therefore,"

Crazy!


If I offer to help you in a post, PM me to get it. I often forget to revisit threads.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 00:43:15


"I LIKE TO SUCK THE DICK."

...10 translations later we get:

"I love sucking cock."

It... improved the grammar?

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 00:50:05


"Stevie Wonder was a blind n*gger."

...54 translations later we get:

"Stevens, a white napkin."

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 00:53:31


Original text:

"newgrounds is a poppy hunter open door cat food hairy sack"

...54 translations later we get:

"Nevgrounds dorahanta New cat door"


Check out my new song ''Open the Eyes Of My Heart Lord''

3rd place in the weekly 5!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 10:50:15


http://www.conveythis.com/translator.php

check out their new INSULT GENERATOR!


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 10:55:31


Evening, sexy

AFRIKAANS : Saans sexy
Back to ENGLISH : Evening sexy
ALBANIAN : Evening sexy
Back to ENGLISH : Evening sexy
ARABIC : %u0645%u0633%u0627%u0621 %u0645%u062B%u064A%u0631
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
BELARUSIAN : %u0421%u044D%u043A%u0441%u0443%u0430%u04 3B%u044C%u043D%u0430%u044F %u043D%u043E%u0447
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
BULGARIAN : %u0421%u0435%u043A%u0441%u0438 %u043D%u043E%u0449
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
CATALAN : Sexy nit
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
CHINESE : %u6027%u611F%u591C
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : %u6027%u611F%u591C
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : %u6027%u611F%u591C
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
CROATIAN : Sexy no%u0107
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy Night
CZECH : Sexy no%u010Dní
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
DANISH : Sexy nat
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
DUTCH : Sexy nacht
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
ENGLISH : Sexy night
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
ESTONIAN : Sexy öö
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
FILIPINO : Sexy gabi
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
FINNISH : Sexy yö
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
FRENCH : nuit sexy
Back to ENGLISH : sexy night
GALICIAN : noite sexy
Back to ENGLISH : sexy night
GERMAN : sexy Nacht
Back to ENGLISH : sexy night
GREEK : %u03C3%u03AD%u03BE%u03B9 %u03BD%u03CD%u03C7%u03C4%u03B1
Back to ENGLISH : sexy night
HEBREW : %u05E1%u05E7%u05E1%u05D9 %u05D4%u05DC%u05D9%u05DC%u05D4
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
HINDI : %u0938%u0947%u0915%u094D%u0938%u0940 %u0930%u093E%u0924
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy Night
HUNGARIAN : Sexy Night
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy Night
ICELANDIC : Sexy Night
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy Night
INDONESIAN : Seksi Malam
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy Night
IRISH : Sexy Oíche
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy Night
ITALIAN : Sexy Night
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy Night
JAPANESE : %u30BB%u30AF%u30B7%u30FC%u30CA%u30A4%u30 C8
Back to ENGLISH : In the Cold of the Night
KOREAN : %uBC24%uC758 %uCD94%uC704%uC5D0
Back to ENGLISH : A night in the cold
LATVIAN : Nakts aukstumu
Back to ENGLISH : Cold night
LITHUANIAN : %u0160altas naktis
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
MACEDONIAN : %u0421%u0442%u0443%u0434%u0435%u043D%u04 30%u0442%u0430 %u043D%u043E%u045C
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
MALAY : Malam Sejuk
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
MALTESE : Cold Lejl
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
NORWEGIAN : Cold Night
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
PERSIAN : %u0634%u0628 %u0633%u0631%u062F
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
POLISH : Cold Night
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
PORTUGUESE : Cold Night
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
ROMANIAN : Noaptea rece
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
RUSSIAN : Cold Night
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
SERBIAN : %u0425%u043B%u0430%u0434%u043D%u0430 %u041D%u0438%u0433%u0445%u0442
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
SLOVAK : Chladné noci
Back to ENGLISH : Cold nights
SLOVENIAN : Hladne no%u010Di
Back to ENGLISH : Cold nights
SPANISH : Noches frías
Back to ENGLISH : Cold nights
SWAHILI : Baridi usiku
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
SWEDISH : Kall natt
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
TAGALOG : Cold Night
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
THAI : %u0E01%u0E25%u0E32%u0E07%u0E04%u0E37%u0E 19%u0E40%u0E22%u0E47%u0E19
Back to ENGLISH : Cold night.
TURKISH : So%u011Fuk gece.
Back to ENGLISH : Cold night.
UKRAINIAN : %u0425%u043E%u043B%u043E%u0434%u043D%u04 30 %u043D%u0456%u0447.
Back to ENGLISH : Cold night.
VIETNAMESE : L%u1EA1nh vào ban %u0111êm.
Back to ENGLISH : Cold at night.
WELSH : Oer yn ystod y nos.
Back to ENGLISH : Cold at night.
YIDDISH : %u05E7%u05D0%u05DC%u05D8%u05E7%u05D9%u05 D9%u05D8 %u05D1%u05D9%u05D9%u05B7 %u05E0%u05D0%u05B7%u05DB%u05D8.
Back to ENGLISH : Cold at night.


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 11:05:12


At 5/2/10 12:43 AM, Samen wrote: "I LIKE TO SUCK THE DICK."

...10 translations later we get:

"I love sucking cock."

It... improved the grammar?

Looks like even bad translators have standards.


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 11:31:05


Original
"Powered by Hamsters"

Ending
"Rossums"
WHATNOW?

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 11:37:25


"I fucking hate my fucking life "

...54 translations later we get:

"I can not complain."

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 11:49:45


This thing is only slightly better for making coherent sentences then talking to a cum guzzling downes-sydnrome toddler.

LOL

Original text:

"Ramirez! Go measure the universe, heres a ruler. Ramirez! Take out that Harrier, heres a throwing knife."

...54 translations later we get:

"Ramires! Daily Ramirez directly measure the surface! Tea, Cherry, and should."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 11:58:46


"My job sucks dick."
...54 translations later we get:
"We have the right." :O

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 12:02:26


At 5/2/10 11:58 AM, Dark-critical wrote: "My job sucks dick."
...54 translations later we get:
"We have the right." :O

Your job openly admitted to being gay.


ahaha god damnit i'm here.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 12:04:17


"you should slap his cock" turn into...

"sing"


Taste the rainbow.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 12:06:49


AFRIKAANS : jy moet klap my anus
Back to ENGLISH : you should slap my anus
ALBANIAN : ju duhet mu anusit tim
Back to ENGLISH : you should slap my anus
ARABIC : %u064A%u062C%u0628 %u0639%u0644%u064A%u0643 %u0635%u0641%u0639%u0629 %u0627%u0644%u0634%u0631%u062C %u0628%u0644%u062F%u064A
Back to ENGLISH : You should slap my anus
BELARUSIAN : %u0412%u044B %u043F%u0430%u0432%u0456%u043D%u043D%u04 4B %u043F%u0440%u0430%u043C%u0430 %u043C%u043E%u0439 %u0430%u043D%u0443%u0441%u0430
Back to ENGLISH : You should direct my anus
BULGARIAN : %u0422%u0440%u044F%u0431%u0432%u0430 %u0434%u0438%u0440%u0435%u043A%u0442%u04 3D%u043E %u043C%u0438 %u0430%u043D%u0443%u0441%u0430
Back to ENGLISH : You direct my anus
CATALAN : Vostè dirigeix el meu anus
Back to ENGLISH : You direct my anus
CHINESE : %u4F60%u76F4%u63A5%u6211%u7684%u809B%u95 E8
Back to ENGLISH : You directly to my anus
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : %u4F60%u76F4%u63A5%u5411%u6211%u7684%u80 9B%u95E8
Back to ENGLISH : You directly to my anus
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : %u4F60%u76F4%u63A5%u5411%u6211%u7684%u80 9B%u9580
Back to ENGLISH : You directly to my anus
CROATIAN : Vi direktno na moj %u0161upak
Back to ENGLISH : You directly into my anus
CZECH : Ty se p%u0159ímo do mého kone%u010Dníku
Back to ENGLISH : They directly into my anus
DANISH : De direkte ind i min anus
Back to ENGLISH : They directly into my anus
DUTCH : Zij direct in mijn anus
Back to ENGLISH : It directly into my anus
ENGLISH : It directly into my anus
Back to ENGLISH : It directly into my anus
ESTONIAN : See otse mu pärak
Back to ENGLISH : This is due in my anus
FILIPINO : Ito ay dahil sa aking anus
Back to ENGLISH : This is because of my anus
FINNISH : Tämä siksi, että olen peräaukko
Back to ENGLISH : This is because I am anal
FRENCH : C'est parce que je suis anal
Back to ENGLISH : Because I'm anal
GALICIAN : Porque eu son anal
Back to ENGLISH : Because I'm anal
GERMAN : Weil ich anal
Back to ENGLISH : Because I anal
GREEK : %u0393%u03B9%u03B1%u03C4%u03AF %u03B5%u03B3%u03CE %u03C0%u03C1%u03C9%u03BA%u03C4%u03B9%u03 BA%u03CC
Back to ENGLISH : Why me anal
HEBREW : %u05DC%u05DE%u05D4 %u05DC%u05D9 %u05D0%u05E0%u05D0%u05DC%u05D9
Back to ENGLISH : Why me anal
HINDI : %u092E%u0941%u091D%u0947 %u0915%u094D%u092F%u094B%u0902 %u0917%u0941%u0926%u093E
Back to ENGLISH : Why Anal
HUNGARIAN : Miért Anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why Anal
ICELANDIC : Hvers vegna Anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why Anal
INDONESIAN : Mengapa Anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why Anal
IRISH : Cén fáth anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
ITALIAN : Perché anale
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
JAPANESE : %u306A%u305C%u809B%u9580
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
KOREAN : %uC65C %uD56D%uBB38
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
LATVIAN : K%u0101p%u0113c an%u0101lais
Back to ENGLISH : Why does anal
LITHUANIAN : Kod%u0117l analinis
Back to ENGLISH : Why does anal
MACEDONIAN : %u0417%u043E%u0448%u0442%u043E %u0430%u043D%u0430%u043B%u043D%u0438%u04 3E%u0442
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
MALAY : Mengapa dubur
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
MALTESE : G%u0127aliex anali
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
NORWEGIAN : Hvorfor anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
PERSIAN : %u0686%u0631%u0627 %u0645%u0642%u0639%u062F
Back to ENGLISH : Why anus
POLISH : Dlaczego odbytu
Back to ENGLISH : Why does anal
PORTUGUESE : Por que o anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why does anal
ROMANIAN : De ce nu anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why do not anal
RUSSIAN : %u041F%u043E%u0447%u0435%u043C%u0443 %u043D%u0435 %u0430%u043D%u0430%u043B%u044C%u043D%u04 4B%u0439
Back to ENGLISH : Why not anal
SERBIAN : %u0417%u0430%u0448%u0442%u043E %u043D%u0435 %u0430%u043D%u0430%u043B%u043D%u0438
Back to ENGLISH : Why not anal
SLOVAK : Pre%u010Do nie análny
Back to ENGLISH : Why not anal
SLOVENIAN : Zakaj ne anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why do not anal
SPANISH : ¿Por qué no anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why not anal
SWAHILI : Nini anal
Back to ENGLISH : What anal
SWEDISH : Vad anal
Back to ENGLISH : What anal
TAGALOG : Ano anal
Back to ENGLISH : What anal
THAI : %u0E2A%u0E34%u0E48%u0E07%u0E17%u0E35%u0E 48%u0E01%u0E49%u0E19
Back to ENGLISH : What rays.
TURKISH : Ne %u0131%u015F%u0131nlar%u0131.
Back to ENGLISH : What's rays.
UKRAINIAN : %u0429%u043E %u043F%u0440%u043E%u043C%u0435%u043D%u04 56%u0432.
Back to ENGLISH : What rays.
VIETNAMESE : Nh%u1EEFng gì các tia.
Back to ENGLISH : What rays.
WELSH : pelydrau Beth.
Back to ENGLISH : What rays.
YIDDISH : %u05D5%u05D5%u05D0%u05E1 %u05E9%u05D8%u05E8%u05D0%u05B7%u05DC%u05 DF.
Back to ENGLISH : Which radiate.


Taste the rainbow.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-02 12:22:15


Original text:

"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."

...54 translations later we get:

"Fokkusufosubando."

LOLWUT


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