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beastman442
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 11:41:26

"my cats names are Pandora,Eris, and Boogey. Boogey is a boy, Eris and Pandora are girls"

...54 translations later we get:

"Based on the cat is very difficult vamupuketto women and men in Buenos Aires."

WTF?


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 11:53:57

Original text:
Go fuck yourself!

Translated text:
Download!

I am confused.


Just chillin' like always.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 12:59:09

RRREEEEEEEAAAADDDDDDD TTTTTHHHHIIIIISSSSSS
my penis is so big, it is considered a concealed weapon in forty nine states. "

...54 translations later we get:

"More than 40 centimeters in 9 countries and local communities."


A merry heart does good like a medicine; but a broken spirit dries the bones. Proverbs 17:22
"It's not gay because we're bros." - Gobblemeister

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 13:35:00

Original text:

"Warm butt?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Gay;"


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 13:41:53

We had...

Im a fangbanger and i want to suck your blood and maybe your penis if my teeth dont hurt. Would you like that big boy? Mwah."

and we got THIS...

Because bone and - write to me, Bandar, teeth, blood or per kilogram.


Why won't you die?
Your blood in mine…
We'll be fine…
Then your body will be mine

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-25 14:09:45

"I sucked off your dad while buttfucking your mom."
...10 translations later we get:
"I am a father and mother fuck, stupid time."
...25 translations later we get:
"I am a mother and father, the fool."


Ignorance is bliss, kids.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-26 22:32:50

"I miss her so much, I wish she would love me."

...54 translations later we get:

"Perfect love."

Mods, if you are going to lock this as a old thread, and if you ban me, please don't delete this post.
Please.


You just lost the game
Sig by Sig crew.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-27 18:39:38

"Watch out! A large smoothie look-alike is headed for your butt!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Maillet Scary ass!"

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-27 19:34:45

Original text:

"BUILD ME UP BUTTERCUP"

...54 translations later we get:

"State of the City."


XBox live GT: Willplay4F00D
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-27 19:57:08

start: you are so fat and ugly it is hard to look at you

54 later get:
Very ugly and fat, which is responsible for Resolving problems

oh, and this is my first post yay!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-27 21:07:51

"Who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves Orange Soda!"

...54 translations later we get:

"What is love? Sodaorenjibokkusu!"

WTF?!


"Soup actually isn't a spam crew ... Except for Narcissy, that guy sucks." - ih8dude

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-27 21:15:00

Original text:

"Smoke weed every day"

...54 translations later we get:

"11 products."

I don't really get it.


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-27 21:15:47

"perverted jellyfish"

...54 translations later we get:

"Click and wait."

I laughed my ass off.


Originality isn't original.
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 17:09:52

i put Si alguien aquí hay%uFEFF un violador es probable que sea usted. and 54 later it says Humans are illegal, the United Nations Convention on Maritime Industry

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 17:17:29

Original text:

"A friend of mine joined newgrounds yesterday"

...54 translations later we get:

"Niuguraunzumeru."

WTF?


Proud Scotsman | PSN: Trystlions | Typing Useless Posts Since 2008

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 17:20:48

bad translater"

...54 translations later we get:

"Error"

lolz hahaha

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 17:25:04

At 4/24/10 09:43 PM, domos12345 wrote: Original text:

"suck donkey balls"

...54 translations later we get:

"Finally, competition"

lol i said google sucks balls ass and it said Google donkey balls <3
it

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 17:27:57

Original text:

"The ice-cream man raped my mother and killed my father... Both at the same time!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Einstein's mother was Raped ..."

Hehe... "mother"


Yes... I have nothing interesting to say...

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 17:41:02

"What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is love Yeah "

...54 translations later we get:

"Well, some people do not want to hurt mensintaiku valid."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 17:44:55

"Newgrounders love Edward Cullen."

...54 translations later we get:

"Nevgrounds edovadokaren want."


Last.fm | Xbox LIVE - TEE B1ZZL3 | Steam

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 17:50:39

Original text:
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

54 translations later...

"The head of Michigan."


Life is a performance, and the world is full of critics. Give it your all like it's your last show.
last.fm Never Forget

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 17:56:35

Original text: I love marijuana
54 translations later: medicine


The Stoner's Club
Current PC: Windows 7 Ultimate x64, AMD Radeon HD 5450, 4GB RAM, 1TB HD, 80GB HD, Intel Core 2 Duo 3.40GHz

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 18:00:39

Original text:

"i am running for president."

...54 translations later we get:

"President of the United States."

Eclipse
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 18:05:31

Original text: I fucked your mom in her bed last night!
54 translations later: He went to sleep at night!

What the hell?


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Current PC: Windows 7 Ultimate x64, AMD Radeon HD 5450, 4GB RAM, 1TB HD, 80GB HD, Intel Core 2 Duo 3.40GHz

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 18:14:52

fuck > Man, that brings misery


imgay

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 19:37:56

"Stamper is a dirty whore."

...54 translations later we get:

"Results may not be rude"


Last.fm | Xbox LIVE - TEE B1ZZL3 | Steam

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-29 19:50:23

rape is a must for minors in all countries
54 translators later we get.
members of child rape


Have steam? Add me

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 13:25:26

plain old vanilla rape
to
ice cream sex


'Bizzy"

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 16:05:11

real word: ur a noob

...10 translations later we get: Raul moment

lolwut


Destroyer578

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-05-01 16:10:21

"I am Kobe Bryant. I will dunk on your wife and or mom. I also will destroy your favorite team in the NBA playoffs."

to

"NBA Playoff my wife and my mother, I am proud of the team of Cuban favorite is introduced."


Dicks

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