Original text:
"I'm going to fly to the moon on this magical invisible monkey."
...54 translations later we get:
"How to attract New factories."
What the hell?
Original text:
"I'm going to fly to the moon on this magical invisible monkey."
...54 translations later we get:
"How to attract New factories."
What the hell?
Original text:
"Remember, Remember, the 5th of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. "
...54 translations later we get:
"11 interrupt sources and Treachery essay even remember the wind, I forget."
"I love the Internet"
54 translations later...
"I love the Internet"
How the piss did that happen?
I decide to run it through five times.
Original text:
"I'm going for a walk in the forest, care to join me?"
...54 translations later we get:
"I in afraid of voods going?"
________________________
Original text:
" "I in afraid of voods going?""
...54 translations later we get:
"Your best Indian?"
________________________
Original text:
"Your best Indian?"
...54 translations later we get:
"India?"
_________________________
Original text:
"India?"
...54 translations later we get:
"Turkey?"
__________________________
Original text:
"Turkey?"
...54 translations later we get:
"Turkey?"
So after 5, it wouldn't translate anymore.
Original text:
"i like my new shoes alot"
...54 translations later we get:
"I Liked his post in November"
Not bad right?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAH!...
"Bang your mum"
Became
"Fear of mother"
"We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you "
...25 translations later we get:
"We love that it is not fully in accordance with the rules, I do not think anyone would say that I think I have an idea, do not go"
Hoping this hasn't been done before
"Resistance only makes my penis harder!"
...54 translations later we get:
"Chicken only!"
Original text:
"Ya'll gunna make me act a fool! Up in in heya, up in heya. Ya'll gunna make me loose my cool. Up in heya, up in heya. "
...54 translations later we get:
"38 minutes 04 seconds, Anna 02:00 joy! 02:00 38 minutes 04 seconds of fire, I thank God for my farewell"
HAHAHA
"Scout: Need a dispensah heah! Engineer: Erectin' a dispenser. Announcer: BLU spy stole the intelligence! Engy: SPAH!"
...54 translations later we get:
"Listen ... Vertical structure News: First Blue: ranji city in spain!"
4chan = 4chan
Apparently everyone can understand memes now.
Great things come in small packages =
Jump to treat children.
hmm...
"Once, I held in my hands the power to shove the red hot poker into your love hole, but it eluded me for much time. The aids that i eventually contracted from the man's hairy bloomers ran rampant throughout my system till I decided to poke a chicken"
...54 translations later we get:
"If you want an iron first, but the state must meet the fire pit will not buy chicken Kiev."
Now im in the limelight cause I rhyme tight time to get paid blow up like the world trait"
...54 translations later we get:
"Many of export products, and cancer as after the attack."
Everyone's making cock jokes. :P
I'm putting in everyday things to see how they get warped. I doubt you can get one sentence through this thing unmarred. For example:
Original text:
"What time is it?"
...54 translations later we get:
"Therefore,"
Crazy!
If I offer to help you in a post, PM me to get it. I often forget to revisit threads.
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"I LIKE TO SUCK THE DICK."
...10 translations later we get:
"I love sucking cock."
It... improved the grammar?
"Stevie Wonder was a blind n*gger."
...54 translations later we get:
"Stevens, a white napkin."
Original text:
"newgrounds is a poppy hunter open door cat food hairy sack"
...54 translations later we get:
"Nevgrounds dorahanta New cat door"
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AFRIKAANS : Saans sexy
Back to ENGLISH : Evening sexy
ALBANIAN : Evening sexy
Back to ENGLISH : Evening sexy
ARABIC : %u0645%u0633%u0627%u0621 %u0645%u062B%u064A%u0631
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
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Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
BULGARIAN : %u0421%u0435%u043A%u0441%u0438 %u043D%u043E%u0449
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
CATALAN : Sexy nit
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
CHINESE : %u6027%u611F%u591C
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : %u6027%u611F%u591C
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : %u6027%u611F%u591C
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
CROATIAN : Sexy no%u0107
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy Night
CZECH : Sexy no%u010Dní
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
DANISH : Sexy nat
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
DUTCH : Sexy nacht
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
ENGLISH : Sexy night
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
ESTONIAN : Sexy öö
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
FILIPINO : Sexy gabi
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FINNISH : Sexy yö
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FRENCH : nuit sexy
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GALICIAN : noite sexy
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GERMAN : sexy Nacht
Back to ENGLISH : sexy night
GREEK : %u03C3%u03AD%u03BE%u03B9 %u03BD%u03CD%u03C7%u03C4%u03B1
Back to ENGLISH : sexy night
HEBREW : %u05E1%u05E7%u05E1%u05D9 %u05D4%u05DC%u05D9%u05DC%u05D4
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy night
HINDI : %u0938%u0947%u0915%u094D%u0938%u0940 %u0930%u093E%u0924
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy Night
HUNGARIAN : Sexy Night
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy Night
ICELANDIC : Sexy Night
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy Night
INDONESIAN : Seksi Malam
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy Night
IRISH : Sexy Oíche
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy Night
ITALIAN : Sexy Night
Back to ENGLISH : Sexy Night
JAPANESE : %u30BB%u30AF%u30B7%u30FC%u30CA%u30A4%u30 C8
Back to ENGLISH : In the Cold of the Night
KOREAN : %uBC24%uC758 %uCD94%uC704%uC5D0
Back to ENGLISH : A night in the cold
LATVIAN : Nakts aukstumu
Back to ENGLISH : Cold night
LITHUANIAN : %u0160altas naktis
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
MACEDONIAN : %u0421%u0442%u0443%u0434%u0435%u043D%u04 30%u0442%u0430 %u043D%u043E%u045C
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
MALAY : Malam Sejuk
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
MALTESE : Cold Lejl
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
NORWEGIAN : Cold Night
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
PERSIAN : %u0634%u0628 %u0633%u0631%u062F
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
POLISH : Cold Night
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
PORTUGUESE : Cold Night
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
ROMANIAN : Noaptea rece
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
RUSSIAN : Cold Night
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
SERBIAN : %u0425%u043B%u0430%u0434%u043D%u0430 %u041D%u0438%u0433%u0445%u0442
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
SLOVAK : Chladné noci
Back to ENGLISH : Cold nights
SLOVENIAN : Hladne no%u010Di
Back to ENGLISH : Cold nights
SPANISH : Noches frías
Back to ENGLISH : Cold nights
SWAHILI : Baridi usiku
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
SWEDISH : Kall natt
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
TAGALOG : Cold Night
Back to ENGLISH : Cold Night
THAI : %u0E01%u0E25%u0E32%u0E07%u0E04%u0E37%u0E 19%u0E40%u0E22%u0E47%u0E19
Back to ENGLISH : Cold night.
TURKISH : So%u011Fuk gece.
Back to ENGLISH : Cold night.
UKRAINIAN : %u0425%u043E%u043B%u043E%u0434%u043D%u04 30 %u043D%u0456%u0447.
Back to ENGLISH : Cold night.
VIETNAMESE : L%u1EA1nh vào ban %u0111êm.
Back to ENGLISH : Cold at night.
WELSH : Oer yn ystod y nos.
Back to ENGLISH : Cold at night.
YIDDISH : %u05E7%u05D0%u05DC%u05D8%u05E7%u05D9%u05 D9%u05D8 %u05D1%u05D9%u05D9%u05B7 %u05E0%u05D0%u05B7%u05DB%u05D8.
Back to ENGLISH : Cold at night.
At 5/2/10 12:43 AM, Samen wrote: "I LIKE TO SUCK THE DICK."
...10 translations later we get:
"I love sucking cock."
It... improved the grammar?
Looks like even bad translators have standards.
Original
"Powered by Hamsters"
Ending
"Rossums"
WHATNOW?
"I fucking hate my fucking life "
...54 translations later we get:
"I can not complain."
This thing is only slightly better for making coherent sentences then talking to a cum guzzling downes-sydnrome toddler.
LOL
Original text:
"Ramirez! Go measure the universe, heres a ruler. Ramirez! Take out that Harrier, heres a throwing knife."
...54 translations later we get:
"Ramires! Daily Ramirez directly measure the surface! Tea, Cherry, and should."
"My job sucks dick."
...54 translations later we get:
"We have the right." :O
At 5/2/10 11:58 AM, Dark-critical wrote: "My job sucks dick."
...54 translations later we get:
"We have the right." :O
Your job openly admitted to being gay.
Taste the rainbow.
AFRIKAANS : jy moet klap my anus
Back to ENGLISH : you should slap my anus
ALBANIAN : ju duhet mu anusit tim
Back to ENGLISH : you should slap my anus
ARABIC : %u064A%u062C%u0628 %u0639%u0644%u064A%u0643 %u0635%u0641%u0639%u0629 %u0627%u0644%u0634%u0631%u062C %u0628%u0644%u062F%u064A
Back to ENGLISH : You should slap my anus
BELARUSIAN : %u0412%u044B %u043F%u0430%u0432%u0456%u043D%u043D%u04 4B %u043F%u0440%u0430%u043C%u0430 %u043C%u043E%u0439 %u0430%u043D%u0443%u0441%u0430
Back to ENGLISH : You should direct my anus
BULGARIAN : %u0422%u0440%u044F%u0431%u0432%u0430 %u0434%u0438%u0440%u0435%u043A%u0442%u04 3D%u043E %u043C%u0438 %u0430%u043D%u0443%u0441%u0430
Back to ENGLISH : You direct my anus
CATALAN : Vostè dirigeix el meu anus
Back to ENGLISH : You direct my anus
CHINESE : %u4F60%u76F4%u63A5%u6211%u7684%u809B%u95 E8
Back to ENGLISH : You directly to my anus
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : %u4F60%u76F4%u63A5%u5411%u6211%u7684%u80 9B%u95E8
Back to ENGLISH : You directly to my anus
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : %u4F60%u76F4%u63A5%u5411%u6211%u7684%u80 9B%u9580
Back to ENGLISH : You directly to my anus
CROATIAN : Vi direktno na moj %u0161upak
Back to ENGLISH : You directly into my anus
CZECH : Ty se p%u0159ímo do mého kone%u010Dníku
Back to ENGLISH : They directly into my anus
DANISH : De direkte ind i min anus
Back to ENGLISH : They directly into my anus
DUTCH : Zij direct in mijn anus
Back to ENGLISH : It directly into my anus
ENGLISH : It directly into my anus
Back to ENGLISH : It directly into my anus
ESTONIAN : See otse mu pärak
Back to ENGLISH : This is due in my anus
FILIPINO : Ito ay dahil sa aking anus
Back to ENGLISH : This is because of my anus
FINNISH : Tämä siksi, että olen peräaukko
Back to ENGLISH : This is because I am anal
FRENCH : C'est parce que je suis anal
Back to ENGLISH : Because I'm anal
GALICIAN : Porque eu son anal
Back to ENGLISH : Because I'm anal
GERMAN : Weil ich anal
Back to ENGLISH : Because I anal
GREEK : %u0393%u03B9%u03B1%u03C4%u03AF %u03B5%u03B3%u03CE %u03C0%u03C1%u03C9%u03BA%u03C4%u03B9%u03 BA%u03CC
Back to ENGLISH : Why me anal
HEBREW : %u05DC%u05DE%u05D4 %u05DC%u05D9 %u05D0%u05E0%u05D0%u05DC%u05D9
Back to ENGLISH : Why me anal
HINDI : %u092E%u0941%u091D%u0947 %u0915%u094D%u092F%u094B%u0902 %u0917%u0941%u0926%u093E
Back to ENGLISH : Why Anal
HUNGARIAN : Miért Anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why Anal
ICELANDIC : Hvers vegna Anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why Anal
INDONESIAN : Mengapa Anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why Anal
IRISH : Cén fáth anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
ITALIAN : Perché anale
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
JAPANESE : %u306A%u305C%u809B%u9580
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
KOREAN : %uC65C %uD56D%uBB38
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
LATVIAN : K%u0101p%u0113c an%u0101lais
Back to ENGLISH : Why does anal
LITHUANIAN : Kod%u0117l analinis
Back to ENGLISH : Why does anal
MACEDONIAN : %u0417%u043E%u0448%u0442%u043E %u0430%u043D%u0430%u043B%u043D%u0438%u04 3E%u0442
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
MALAY : Mengapa dubur
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
MALTESE : G%u0127aliex anali
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
NORWEGIAN : Hvorfor anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why anal
PERSIAN : %u0686%u0631%u0627 %u0645%u0642%u0639%u062F
Back to ENGLISH : Why anus
POLISH : Dlaczego odbytu
Back to ENGLISH : Why does anal
PORTUGUESE : Por que o anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why does anal
ROMANIAN : De ce nu anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why do not anal
RUSSIAN : %u041F%u043E%u0447%u0435%u043C%u0443 %u043D%u0435 %u0430%u043D%u0430%u043B%u044C%u043D%u04 4B%u0439
Back to ENGLISH : Why not anal
SERBIAN : %u0417%u0430%u0448%u0442%u043E %u043D%u0435 %u0430%u043D%u0430%u043B%u043D%u0438
Back to ENGLISH : Why not anal
SLOVAK : Pre%u010Do nie análny
Back to ENGLISH : Why not anal
SLOVENIAN : Zakaj ne anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why do not anal
SPANISH : ¿Por qué no anal
Back to ENGLISH : Why not anal
SWAHILI : Nini anal
Back to ENGLISH : What anal
SWEDISH : Vad anal
Back to ENGLISH : What anal
TAGALOG : Ano anal
Back to ENGLISH : What anal
THAI : %u0E2A%u0E34%u0E48%u0E07%u0E17%u0E35%u0E 48%u0E01%u0E49%u0E19
Back to ENGLISH : What rays.
TURKISH : Ne %u0131%u015F%u0131nlar%u0131.
Back to ENGLISH : What's rays.
UKRAINIAN : %u0429%u043E %u043F%u0440%u043E%u043C%u0435%u043D%u04 56%u0432.
Back to ENGLISH : What rays.
VIETNAMESE : Nh%u1EEFng gì các tia.
Back to ENGLISH : What rays.
WELSH : pelydrau Beth.
Back to ENGLISH : What rays.
YIDDISH : %u05D5%u05D5%u05D0%u05E1 %u05E9%u05D8%u05E8%u05D0%u05B7%u05DC%u05 DF.
Back to ENGLISH : Which radiate.
Taste the rainbow.
Original text:
"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."
...54 translations later we get:
"Fokkusufosubando."
LOLWUT