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IrBORED
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 09:02 PM

Mr. Blue Sky

54 translations later

ski television

I kind of get it

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 09:07 PM

This translation tool is powered Google Translate. ConveyThis is not affiliated with Google. We do not mean to imply in any way that Google Translate is bad, we are just pointing out the inherent flaws in all current machine translators.

tooo:

"The process of the Institute of Translation Google Translation Google Google konveithis eunhaji less."


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 09:10 PM

"Rape is like candy."

...25 translations later we get:

"Rape is like candy."

Distorted View / Tim Henson for the win.


kind of reminded me of a angry blowjob.Like a muffled choking with a depressed sigh from the nose--ZyklonB-
Fuck this thread.--Rig--

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 09:14 PM

"You do not kill clown! Clown kills you!!!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Water can kill!"

Wait, what?


kind of reminded me of a angry blowjob.Like a muffled choking with a depressed sigh from the nose--ZyklonB-
Fuck this thread.--Rig--

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 09:32 PM

"LOL"

...54 translations later we get:

"Interesting spam."

This is very interesting spam...

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 09:32 PM

Original text:

"i am lady gaga and i am a hermaphrodite"

...54 translations later we get:

"My husband as well."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 09:42 PM

poopy santa dickbrain hentia is awsome
into
"Porn is a good idea."
REALY


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 09:43 PM

Original text:

"suck donkey balls"

...54 translations later we get:

"Finally, competition"

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 09:57 PM

I had to share this youre mother sucks dicks to you bong smoking mother


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 11:18 PM

Original text:

"i like when the red water comes out"

...54 translations later we get:

"A Red River."
holy crap :o

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 11:49 PM

Original text:

"how about some pancakes? this room is large"

...54 translations later we get:

"Cookie? Quality"

that is kind of weird


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 25th, 2010 @ 12:56 AM

The Exact Opost Actually, i put an emo frase and look what we got now:
"I fucking hate my life, because all i can do is shit, nothing else, really...te hell with it!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I know you want light in my life ... How Embarrassing!"


Check my art http://darkbrand.newgrounds.com/art = MSN - Daniel_dom99@hotmail.com , Got any suggestions?Mail me or talk to me ^^.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 25th, 2010 @ 09:21 AM

"I jizzed in my pants"

...10 translations later we get:

"Wherever I am, standing in his pants"

rofl


Only a Ninja can kill a Ninja-
~Sho Kusagi

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 25th, 2010 @ 09:27 AM

Original text:

"And the coloured girls go Doo do doo do doo do do doo doo do doo do doo do do doo"

...25 translations later we get:

"And his daughter, all colors, you can avoid all the cocaine"

this page is fucking hilarious lol , srsly , how would they get cocaine out of doo do do doo ? wait..actually it makes sense


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 25th, 2010 @ 10:12 AM

mokey farts taste yummy"

...54 translations later we get:

"Drink"

~

"i love sucking off polish people cause they have massive cocks"

...54 translations later we get:

"Before you swallow food."


I Know Drugs, I Know Video Games, I Know Rap, I Know Dru- wait...nevermind. Feel free to discuss any of these with me

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 25th, 2010 @ 10:28 AM

LOL!

"I'm the greatest man the man has ever known!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I understand."

F****** Lol!


Some people preffer non-moving art,I preffer motion art.
I SEE MY DRAWINGS MOVE!!!I think that means something.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 25th, 2010 @ 11:41 AM

"my cats names are Pandora,Eris, and Boogey. Boogey is a boy, Eris and Pandora are girls"

...54 translations later we get:

"Based on the cat is very difficult vamupuketto women and men in Buenos Aires."

WTF?


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 25th, 2010 @ 11:53 AM

Original text:
Go fuck yourself!

Translated text:
Download!

I am confused.


Just chillin' like always.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 25th, 2010 @ 12:59 PM

RRREEEEEEEAAAADDDDDDD TTTTTHHHHIIIIISSSSSS
my penis is so big, it is considered a concealed weapon in forty nine states. "

...54 translations later we get:

"More than 40 centimeters in 9 countries and local communities."


A merry heart does good like a medicine; but a broken spirit dries the bones. Proverbs 17:22
"It's not gay because we're bros." - Gobblemeister

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 25th, 2010 @ 01:35 PM

Original text:

"Warm butt?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Gay;"


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 25th, 2010 @ 01:41 PM

We had...

Im a fangbanger and i want to suck your blood and maybe your penis if my teeth dont hurt. Would you like that big boy? Mwah."

and we got THIS...

Because bone and - write to me, Bandar, teeth, blood or per kilogram.


I want to kill everybody in the world!
L O V E L o V e, oh..
I want to eat your heart!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 25th, 2010 @ 02:09 PM

"I sucked off your dad while buttfucking your mom."
...10 translations later we get:
"I am a father and mother fuck, stupid time."
...25 translations later we get:
"I am a mother and father, the fool."


Ignorance is bliss, kids.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 26th, 2010 @ 10:32 PM

"I miss her so much, I wish she would love me."

...54 translations later we get:

"Perfect love."

Mods, if you are going to lock this as a old thread, and if you ban me, please don't delete this post.
Please.


You just lost the game
Sig by Sig crew.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 27th, 2010 @ 06:39 PM

"Watch out! A large smoothie look-alike is headed for your butt!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Maillet Scary ass!"


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 27th, 2010 @ 07:34 PM

Original text:

"BUILD ME UP BUTTERCUP"

...54 translations later we get:

"State of the City."


XBox live GT: Willplay4F00D
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 27th, 2010 @ 07:57 PM

start: you are so fat and ugly it is hard to look at you

54 later get:
Very ugly and fat, which is responsible for Resolving problems

oh, and this is my first post yay!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 27th, 2010 @ 09:07 PM

"Who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves Orange Soda!"

...54 translations later we get:

"What is love? Sodaorenjibokkusu!"

WTF?!


"Soup actually isn't a spam crew ... Except for Narcissy, that guy sucks." - ih8dude

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 27th, 2010 @ 09:15 PM

Original text:

"Smoke weed every day"

...54 translations later we get:

"11 products."

I don't really get it.


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 27th, 2010 @ 09:15 PM

"perverted jellyfish"

...54 translations later we get:

"Click and wait."

I laughed my ass off.


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 29th, 2010 @ 05:09 PM

i put Si alguien aquí hay%uFEFF un violador es probable que sea usted. and 54 later it says Humans are illegal, the United Nations Convention on Maritime Industry