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HrMorgaes
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 18th, 2010 @ 04:55 PM

"Using this translator, I will now create a horrible mess of jumbled words derived from a normal sentance. This is going to be completely fuck awesome."

...54 translations later we get:

"Describe the security center of the debate, which is great."

what is this i dont even

Ignore me spelling sentence wrong like a fuckwad
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 20th, 2010 @ 04:33 AM

"Is this the real life, is this just fantasy", 54 translations later became "indeed, virtually".


Dean: Rorys parents didn't give him dancing lessons. That much is obvious.
There are many things I regret, one of them Is asking the above buckfast swilling prick for a sig.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 20th, 2010 @ 06:39 AM

"This is a bad translation."

...54 translations later we get:

"The translation error."


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 20th, 2010 @ 06:41 AM

LOL internet translators are so bad why do they even bother leaving these things available for ignorant people?!


I win. Flawless victory.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 20th, 2010 @ 04:05 PM

Most apt response ever, "We were no strangers to love" became "Avoid"


Dean: Rorys parents didn't give him dancing lessons. That much is obvious.
There are many things I regret, one of them Is asking the above buckfast swilling prick for a sig.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 20th, 2010 @ 04:17 PM

My name is so cool"

...54 translations later we get:

"This is good"


I have been excpecting you... mr schlong.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 20th, 2010 @ 04:18 PM

"One day I smoked marijuana"
"Kanabisu age."

"I drive my car over a bridge of dead people."
"Killed in a vehicle class"

"Selling deadly warriors of human class drugs eating woman fry"
"Potatoes women and men in society, especially in politics."

"Suck my dick please"
"Ops in in November"

"Rape"
"Beauty"

I lold


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 20th, 2010 @ 04:32 PM

"my name is shakezula the right rula the old schoola"

...54 translations later we get:

"I am old school shakezula"

"lol wut"

...54 translations later we get:

"Smile"

"i just ate a grape and i jizzed in my pants"

...54 translations later we get:

"Eat grapes pants all the time."

BOOKMARKED!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 20th, 2010 @ 05:49 PM

Original text:

"I ASKED MY MOTHER FOR A PENICORN, ALL I GOT WAS A LOUSY UNICORN"

...25 translations later we get:

"Ask your mother, a Unicorn Penis Corn"


Pm me and i will make you a shitty sig for you in GIMP

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 20th, 2010 @ 06:12 PM

Original text:

''Cat face has got a big cat's face. He's got the body of a cat and the face of a cat,and he flys through the air 'cause he got a cat faces, cat face''

54 translations later we get:

''Cat Clothing (b) jet physical status cat cat, cat''


Proud Scotsman | PSN: Trystlions | Typing Useless Posts Since 2008

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 20th, 2010 @ 06:27 PM

More and more....
Actually just one, but it's hilarious!

"You are a Jewish faggot in a tree. I hope you fall and break your big toe. I smell like dog piss, but I have gas. Can you smell that?"

...54 translations later we get:

"I am the tree of Jews. Fortunately, I fall down, cut fingers. My, dog urine and more I think of gasoline?"

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 20th, 2010 @ 06:34 PM

"I just got a new tattoo that says 'murder' on my left arm."

...25 translations later we get:

"I have a new tattoo that says "have faith.""


John Rambo is my hero

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 20th, 2010 @ 06:56 PM

"Chainsaws and kitchen knifes, razors and dine-o-mite, guns and termites, these are weapons ,dangerous, everybody get spontainious! "

...54 translations later we get:

"Weapons, Knives, food, heat, mountains basic tools spontainyous dangerous!"

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 20th, 2010 @ 07:47 PM

Stop humping the table! = Help!

The hell?!?!


MuyBurrito's epic thread takeover! Like latin music? Check this out!
Quote of the Week!
"I was raped as a child" ~ Twilight

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 20th, 2010 @ 08:34 PM

"vagina. what? vagina. what? I want to have sex with your vagina "

...54 translations later we get:

"Glass in the Persian Gulf, Mr. master."

makes perfect sense to me.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 20th, 2010 @ 08:46 PM

"Sometimes I like to stroll around the park with a bucket full of hungry children. They want to adventure with my mother as she backflips into the Canadian river of smelly anus socks. I also enjoy the consumption of large amounts of feces."

...54 translations later we get:

"I am not dead, Protecting the area, interesting and sometimes children. I think the anal adventures of Canadian clean taste, some of them."


I hate Poozy.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 20th, 2010 @ 09:08 PM

I like mine:

"I like to eat my toenails. Don't tell anyone; it's a secret."

...55 translations later we get:

"%u0627%u064A%u0643%u0641%u064A%u0644%u0 628%u0644%u062F%u064A%u0627%u0644%u0631%
u0637%u0628 toonnaels. %u0647%u0627%u0646%u0633%u0649%u0634%u06 46%u063A%u0634%u0646%u063A %u0646%u062F%u064A%u062A%u0647%u0648 fire."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 08:22 PM

I put in "Suck it Jackass."

and 54 Later I got "Sock's Ass"

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 08:33 PM

"Oh Snap! ADOLF HITLER WALKS THE EARTH AGAIN!"

...54 translations later we get:

"If you want to start?. Adolf Hitler in this country."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 08:58 PM

"Newgrounds is and will always be a quite magnificent site."

...54 translations later we get:

"Nevgrounds always fun."

It feels like feeding it through a troll (the mythical kind)


RubberJournal: READY DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
Mathematics club: we have beer and exponentials.
Cartoon club: Cause Toons>> Charlie Sheen+Raptor

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 09:13 PM

I lol'd for five minutes.

"I hate blacks"

...54 translations later we get:

"Burakkureiji."


Originality isn't original.
Gamertag - Ghost SJB

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 12:05 PM

"Weeding makes the world go around."

...54 translations later we get:

"The next stage of International Politics."

Viktor
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 07:06 PM

This one made me LOL.

"I am so happy, I could just shit rainbows over your lawn."

...54 translations later we get:

"Love and inner peace."

I am happy enough to shit rainbows, so I have love and inner peace!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 07:38 PM

gay sex with dogs

homosexuality and the dog

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 07:48 PM

"Fuck you ass-faced cunt shit bag!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Professor Love catastrophe."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 07:58 PM

"There is Sand in my vagina."

...54 translations later we get:

"I put sand"


A merry heart does good like a medicine; but a broken spirit dries the bones. Proverbs 17:22
"It's not gay because we're bros." - Gobblemeister

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 08:09 PM

"ass vagina fuck bastard cunt piss cock shit damn hell mother fucker ass face bitch"

...54 translations later we get:

"Land use, prostitution, shop dog, I know teachers get fuck pussy thin"


A merry heart does good like a medicine; but a broken spirit dries the bones. Proverbs 17:22
"It's not gay because we're bros." - Gobblemeister

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 08:35 PM

Madness!
to
Idiot!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 08:41 PM

The cake is a lie

25 translations later

kaka

thats weird


Christmas is here so go get your friends a crap gift

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 08:59 PM

Original text:

"I'm going to rape your fucking ass"

...54 translations later we get:

"What horror."

>:3


#1 Penis worshipper. <3