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DudeGoofyGuy
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-15 22:56:38

During the process of translating, the name Carl kept popping up.

"Brown sugar, how come you taste so good? Brown sugar, just like a young girl should."

...54 translations later we get:

"Children Scam karuburaunshuga brown sugar."


My 1,337th post (the second one I made in that topic).

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-17 00:52:59

Real grande finale:

"I have AIDS!"

54 translations later...

"Jews!"


I love everyone!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FUN?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-17 01:08:53

At 4/5/10 07:24 PM, Catoblepas wrote: It turned

"My secret is that I get turned on by stroking little children."
into

"I'm glad that it's no secret, I have a son."

One of the funniest things ever


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-17 01:13:16

Wow, I'm bookmarking this wondrous tool for all of eternity.

Somehow, this:

I was unaware of the massive effect the sight of clocks had on my horny level until I realized I wasn't in the shower, silly me, but rather, my pants were soaked from the aforementioned arousal.

Turned to:

The most important I feel bad old is in my eyes Choose United States.

It's definitely a conspiracy.


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-17 01:18:36

At 4/5/10 09:07 PM, e-lord wrote: "I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye. And the world just fucking watched."

BECAME

"So far 30,000 people every day, and wake up the world."

Where did the profanity go?

Nice. Copy someething from MW2. "remember, no russian"="noting russia" W...T....F


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-17 01:20:10

money

...54 translations later we get:

Tuesday

So thats how they calculate when pay day should be...

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-17 01:22:04

Sorry for the double post, but this was too funny not to share.

Original text:

"Everyone can suck it. Fuckers."

...54 translations later we get:

"This loss would be a mistake here."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-18 11:15:41

Original text:

"i like penis"

...54 translations later we get:

"I love chicken"

YAY

IM SO AWESOME
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-18 11:18:36

Sorry for double post*

"why is the world so big?"

...54 translations later we get:

"What in the world?"


IM SO AWESOME
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-18 11:21:14

"i like to suck dicks"

...54 translations later we get:

"Dikushitabako."

wut?

IM SO AWESOME
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-18 11:36:10

I like balls

dick chany in a toilet???

bad translator fun!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-18 11:37:15

At 4/18/10 11:36 AM, BLADE109 wrote: I like balls

dick chany in a toilet???

You just made that up.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-18 11:38:11

Original text:

"vaginas taste good"

...54 translations later we get:

"Tshiko faighne."

...WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!!!! (CAPS)

IM SO AWESOME
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-18 12:27:48

Original: Do you want my cock to suck?
Translated: Like sucking cock? Like sucking a penis? As the baby dick? Your child fat?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-18 13:24:54

Remember, remember, the fifth of November of the gunpowder treason and plot. For there is no reason the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

Became...

Will not powder Brody, Brody, and 11 -5 dust causes around the world forget, remember, in March

That's not even the same month!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-18 15:49:04

At 4/6/10 01:57 AM, rapperdude678 wrote:
At 4/5/10 10:03 PM, Haloya wrote: "I'm so happy, I can tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!"
Shutup Sheogorath.

Lmao.

Original Text:

"Don't drop the soap"

...54 translations later we get:

"Menghidrolisis."

Original Text:

"Politics are generally rather boring and uninteresting."

...54 translations later we get:

"The company is very small."

Original Text:

"Some strange little people like to watch odd TV shows which in all honesty don't make that much sense."

...54 translations later we get:

"I love good television, can not be ignored Joel."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-18 16:18:59

Lady gaga has a dick.

Becomes

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-18 16:23:31

"Who is Kevin Bacon?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Kevin Buchan, in the future or not. '"

and...

"Shrooms and weed are good"

...54 translations later we get:

"Beautiful glass."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-18 16:55:20

"Using this translator, I will now create a horrible mess of jumbled words derived from a normal sentance. This is going to be completely fuck awesome."

...54 translations later we get:

"Describe the security center of the debate, which is great."

what is this i dont even

Ignore me spelling sentence wrong like a fuckwad
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-20 04:33:52

"Is this the real life, is this just fantasy", 54 translations later became "indeed, virtually".


Dean: Rorys parents didn't give him dancing lessons. That much is obvious.
There are many things I regret, one of them Is asking the above buckfast swilling prick for a sig.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-20 06:39:34

"This is a bad translation."

...54 translations later we get:

"The translation error."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-20 06:41:21

LOL internet translators are so bad why do they even bother leaving these things available for ignorant people?!


I win. Flawless victory.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-20 16:05:22

Most apt response ever, "We were no strangers to love" became "Avoid"


Dean: Rorys parents didn't give him dancing lessons. That much is obvious.
There are many things I regret, one of them Is asking the above buckfast swilling prick for a sig.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-20 16:17:25

My name is so cool"

...54 translations later we get:

"This is good"


I have been excpecting you... mr schlong.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-20 16:18:11

"One day I smoked marijuana"
"Kanabisu age."

"I drive my car over a bridge of dead people."
"Killed in a vehicle class"

"Selling deadly warriors of human class drugs eating woman fry"
"Potatoes women and men in society, especially in politics."

"Suck my dick please"
"Ops in in November"

"Rape"
"Beauty"

I lold


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-20 16:32:20

"my name is shakezula the right rula the old schoola"

...54 translations later we get:

"I am old school shakezula"

"lol wut"

...54 translations later we get:

"Smile"

"i just ate a grape and i jizzed in my pants"

...54 translations later we get:

"Eat grapes pants all the time."

BOOKMARKED!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-20 17:49:11

Original text:

"I ASKED MY MOTHER FOR A PENICORN, ALL I GOT WAS A LOUSY UNICORN"

...25 translations later we get:

"Ask your mother, a Unicorn Penis Corn"


Pm me and i will make you a shitty sig for you in GIMP

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-20 18:12:24

Original text:

''Cat face has got a big cat's face. He's got the body of a cat and the face of a cat,and he flys through the air 'cause he got a cat faces, cat face''

54 translations later we get:

''Cat Clothing (b) jet physical status cat cat, cat''


Proud Scotsman | PSN: Trystlions | Typing Useless Posts Since 2008

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-20 18:27:24

More and more....
Actually just one, but it's hilarious!

"You are a Jewish faggot in a tree. I hope you fall and break your big toe. I smell like dog piss, but I have gas. Can you smell that?"

...54 translations later we get:

"I am the tree of Jews. Fortunately, I fall down, cut fingers. My, dog urine and more I think of gasoline?"