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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 15th, 2010 @ 05:34 PM

girls are hot.....into.....i'm loving it (wut???)


Hook 'Em Horns !!
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 15th, 2010 @ 06:16 PM

"penis"

54 translations later.....

"upload"

i think it is trying to tell me something!
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 15th, 2010 @ 06:25 PM

I typed in "Tom Fulp is a fag" I got "Tom Fulp is a cigarette


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 15th, 2010 @ 06:46 PM

The internet is such an interesting place, even my grandmother uses it.
turns to:
It is very interesting.


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 15th, 2010 @ 06:56 PM

"Will you fuck me? I'd fuck me"
To
"How long you want?"

IT MUST NOT KNOW


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 15th, 2010 @ 07:09 PM

My girlfriend wants to fuck me"

...10 translations later we get:

"My friend, I want to fuck


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 15th, 2010 @ 08:08 PM

Original text:

"field is a multisample based ambience generator. using original field recordings by twerk, field allows you to generate suitable backing ambience for any track. version 1.1 adds a new interface, more responsive EQ, and small performance enhancements."

...54 translations later we get:

"Friendly Tournament golf weather conditions, human Consumption according firudorekodingurisosu. Version 1.1 of natural resources and a sense of awareness levels of performance."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 15th, 2010 @ 09:14 PM

Do a barrel roll

54 Translations later

Death


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 15th, 2010 @ 09:43 PM

At 4/15/10 09:14 PM, DJ-Chilvan wrote: Do a barrel roll

54 Translations later

Death

lol, bad translations should take flying lessons


This is my signature, I guess

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 15th, 2010 @ 10:52 PM

I love my girlfriend too much
...into...
I need girl in tree ?


Hook 'Em Horns !!
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 15th, 2010 @ 10:54 PM

I guess we really DO lose a lot in translation.


My 1,337th post (the second one I made in that topic).

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 15th, 2010 @ 10:56 PM

During the process of translating, the name Carl kept popping up.

"Brown sugar, how come you taste so good? Brown sugar, just like a young girl should."

...54 translations later we get:

"Children Scam karuburaunshuga brown sugar."


My 1,337th post (the second one I made in that topic).

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 17th, 2010 @ 12:52 AM

Real grande finale:

"I have AIDS!"

54 translations later...

"Jews!"


I love everyone!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FUN?

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 17th, 2010 @ 01:08 AM

At 4/5/10 07:24 PM, Catoblepas wrote: It turned

"My secret is that I get turned on by stroking little children."
into

"I'm glad that it's no secret, I have a son."

One of the funniest things ever


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 17th, 2010 @ 01:13 AM

Wow, I'm bookmarking this wondrous tool for all of eternity.

Somehow, this:

I was unaware of the massive effect the sight of clocks had on my horny level until I realized I wasn't in the shower, silly me, but rather, my pants were soaked from the aforementioned arousal.

Turned to:

The most important I feel bad old is in my eyes Choose United States.

It's definitely a conspiracy.


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 17th, 2010 @ 01:15 AM

screw you

buy

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 17th, 2010 @ 01:18 AM

At 4/5/10 09:07 PM, e-lord wrote: "I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye. And the world just fucking watched."

BECAME

"So far 30,000 people every day, and wake up the world."

Where did the profanity go?

Nice. Copy someething from MW2. "remember, no russian"="noting russia" W...T....F


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 17th, 2010 @ 01:20 AM

money

...54 translations later we get:

Tuesday

So thats how they calculate when pay day should be...

The Main Thing is to keep the Main, Thing the Main Thing.
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 17th, 2010 @ 01:22 AM

Sorry for the double post, but this was too funny not to share.

Original text:

"Everyone can suck it. Fuckers."

...54 translations later we get:

"This loss would be a mistake here."


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 18th, 2010 @ 11:15 AM

Original text:

"i like penis"

...54 translations later we get:

"I love chicken"

YAY

IM SO AWESOME
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 18th, 2010 @ 11:18 AM

Sorry for double post*

"why is the world so big?"

...54 translations later we get:

"What in the world?"


IM SO AWESOME
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 18th, 2010 @ 11:21 AM

"i like to suck dicks"

...54 translations later we get:

"Dikushitabako."

wut?

IM SO AWESOME
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 18th, 2010 @ 11:36 AM

I like balls

dick chany in a toilet???

bad translator fun!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 18th, 2010 @ 11:37 AM

At 4/18/10 11:36 AM, BLADE109 wrote: I like balls

dick chany in a toilet???

You just made that up.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 18th, 2010 @ 11:38 AM

Original text:

"vaginas taste good"

...54 translations later we get:

"Tshiko faighne."

...WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!!!! (CAPS)

IM SO AWESOME
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 18th, 2010 @ 12:27 PM

Original: Do you want my cock to suck?
Translated: Like sucking cock? Like sucking a penis? As the baby dick? Your child fat?

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 18th, 2010 @ 01:24 PM

Remember, remember, the fifth of November of the gunpowder treason and plot. For there is no reason the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

Became...

Will not powder Brody, Brody, and 11 -5 dust causes around the world forget, remember, in March

That's not even the same month!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 18th, 2010 @ 03:49 PM

At 4/6/10 01:57 AM, rapperdude678 wrote:
At 4/5/10 10:03 PM, Haloya wrote: "I'm so happy, I can tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!"
Shutup Sheogorath.

Lmao.

Original Text:

"Don't drop the soap"

...54 translations later we get:

"Menghidrolisis."

Original Text:

"Politics are generally rather boring and uninteresting."

...54 translations later we get:

"The company is very small."

Original Text:

"Some strange little people like to watch odd TV shows which in all honesty don't make that much sense."

...54 translations later we get:

"I love good television, can not be ignored Joel."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 18th, 2010 @ 04:18 PM

Lady gaga has a dick.

Becomes

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 18th, 2010 @ 04:23 PM

"Who is Kevin Bacon?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Kevin Buchan, in the future or not. '"

and...

"Shrooms and weed are good"

...54 translations later we get:

"Beautiful glass."