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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 08:51 PM

"George Bush sucks ass"

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"This is George Bush"

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 09:00 PM

"If i was a cat i would go meow mew meow!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Business Resources sperm you about my cat!"


I am so hip.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 09:20 PM

Original text:

"Mayonnaise is delicious!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Mayonnaise ready!"

That's actually not that bad! It is funny though.


Come reply to my Art Thread or I will forever hate you with a passion!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 10:34 PM

Original text:

"Chris is lame."

...54 translations later we get:

"Chris Law."


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 10:42 PM

"My name is Legion: for we are many."

...54 translations later we get:

"Many steps saemipnida."


"I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!"
- Culex

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 13th, 2010 @ 04:17 PM

Original text:

"Lets eat salty lemons with crunchy peanuts in them"

...54 translations later we get:

"Sitreatsh Hillel, grain Processing"


I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 13th, 2010 @ 04:25 PM

I love this!

Original text:

"Newgrounds is a sweaty website and smells like sweaty anus that hasnt been cleaned in 6 weeks."

...54 translations later we get:

"6 niuguraunzvebusaito %uC8FC%uB3D9%uC548 nepoti and anal sex."


I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 13th, 2010 @ 04:37 PM

You're a lesbian whore

54 translations

Only Prostitutes


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 13th, 2010 @ 04:38 PM

OMG i am the greatest user on newgrounds

to

God is my newgrounds user

so i´m Pimp?


"Let's just see what happens" is not a viable strategy

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 13th, 2010 @ 05:58 PM

''The newgrounds BBS is full of trolls''

2 niuguraunzufuruforamu tassel

:WTF???


Proud Scotsman | PSN: Trystlions | Typing Useless Posts Since 2008

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 13th, 2010 @ 07:33 PM

Original text:

"The Bird of the Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame."

...54 translations later we get:

"Heroes Byrd easy steps."


"I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!"
- Culex

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 03:22 AM

Original text:

"I can see yor magical man snake hanging out your pants."

...54 translations later we get:

"Rice was glad that I am not a snake."


I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 03:27 AM

"Nobody gives a fuck"

...54 translations later we get:

"School"

notable changes: at 10) No one gives dog feces
30)No dog's University
33)No. University

Bahahaha

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 08:50 AM

Original text:

"your brain smells like moon pie dumplings"

...54 translations later we get:

"Panpukinnyokki brain steam."


PISSING BLIMEY, THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 08:54 AM

lol majer discovery

Original text:

"i fucked your mum"

...54 translations later we get:

"There are Prostitutes"


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 09:00 AM

"This is an extremely long and pointless thread"

...54 translations later we get:

"He said it was stupid."

This works out a little too well...


Society sucks, humanity sucks, life is pointless, accomplishments mean nothing in the long run, but being depressed about it wont change that!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 09:05 AM

My penis is large and manly:

9 translations:

Pénis the mine of great, turnings of t is those

I don't even

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 10:59 AM

Here's a take on a famous Ghostbusters line.

Original text:

"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something that I loved from my childhood. Something that would never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay-Puft."

...54 translations later we get:

"I am very young children can be dangerous, you do not mind if I delete aerial President -."


"I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!"
- Culex

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 11:14 AM

Are you sure?

54 Translations later we get

OK

It's like a conversation with yourself!


comment pls - plug.dj
sevkitty.com forum - last.fm
D - ńęwgróuńdśęś ręśidęńt pątrićiąń

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 12:54 PM

"Killing dogs is nice"

...10 translations later we get:

"Dog killed by a fine"

what

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 12:59 PM

I hate you!
...54 translations later we get:
"October!"


The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 03:48 PM

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

"Do not give up, we'll continue to sink, the forest could not survive."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 04:00 PM

Decided to twist it around a bit.

Original Dialogue:

Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

...54 translations later we get:

Janine Melnitz: When judges John eh, Australia, exotic, spiritual, fantastic, image Processing, communication theory, most of the race. Atorantisuburisumonsuta?

Winston Zeddemore: If you have a regular salary, but I think.


"I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!"
- Culex

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 04:21 PM

Had to be done sometime!
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Original text:

" Essentialy what this site does is take something you write, translate it into one language, then back to english, then to another, and so on. It provides much hilarity. Make sure you have the # of translations set on max. http://www.conveythis.com/"

...54 translations later we get:

"Again, the actual source documents in English. This is good if you update, available vvv.conveithis.com / / /."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 04:37 PM

At 4/14/10 04:36 PM, nsc007 wrote: "Smoke some marijuana" turns into "Tuesday"
I think I like this website

Hahahaha. Yeah I posted this link in a chat room and caused the entire convo to be that for like a week in there XD.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 09:20 PM

"Ouch, the bee stings with the fury of a thousand suns, igniting the embers of bain in my bottom."

...54 translations later we get:

"China coal His dyejt until recent bad films"

I see...

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 09:22 PM

I typed, "I am bored beyond belief" and this is what I got:
AFRIKAANS : Ek is ongelooflik verveeld
Back to ENGLISH : I'm incredibly bored
ALBANIAN : Unë jam i mërzitur tepër
Back to ENGLISH : I'm bored too
ARABIC : %u0627%u0634%u0639%u0631 %u0628%u0627%u0644%u0645%u0644%u0644 %u062C%u062F%u0627
Back to ENGLISH : I'm bored too
BELARUSIAN : %u042F %u0437%u0430%u043D%u0430%u0434%u0442%u04 30 %u0441%u0443%u043C%u043D%u0430
Back to ENGLISH : I'm too bored
BULGARIAN : %u0410%u0437 %u0441%u044A%u043C %u0442%u0432%u044A%u0440%u0434%u0435 %u0441%u043A%u0443%u0447%u043D%u043E
Back to ENGLISH : I'm too boring
CATALAN : Sóc massa avorrit
Back to ENGLISH : I'm too boring
CHINESE : %u6211%u592A%u65E0%u804A
Back to ENGLISH : I'm so bored
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : %u6211%u592A%u65E0%u804A
Back to ENGLISH : I'm so bored
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : %u6211%u592A%u7121%u804A
Back to ENGLISH : I'm so bored
CROATIAN : Ja sam tako dosadno
Back to ENGLISH : I am so bored

It didn't turn out much different.


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 15th, 2010 @ 04:29 PM

"Rome was defeated by a giant penis carriying a sheild"
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"Lost to dick"


'Bizzy"

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 15th, 2010 @ 05:19 PM

"YOUR MOTHER HAS A BIG FLOPPY DICK."

...54 translations later we get:

"Mother, her beauty"

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 15th, 2010 @ 05:27 PM

I typed Newgrounds is awesome...

AFRIKAANS : Newgrounds is Awesome
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is Awesome
ALBANIAN : Newgrounds është Awesome
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is Awesome
ARABIC : Newgrounds %u0647%u0648 %u0645%u0645%u062A%u0627%u0632
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is an excellent
BELARUSIAN : Newgrounds %u0437'%u044F%u045E%u043B%u044F%u0435%u0 446%u0446%u0430 %u0432%u044B%u0434%u0430%u0442%u043D%u04 4B%u043C
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
BULGARIAN : Newgrounds %u0435 %u0441%u0442%u0440%u0430%u0445%u043E%u04 42%u0435%u043D
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
CATALAN : Newgrounds és una gran
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
CHINESE : Newgrounds%u662F%u4E00%u4E2A%u4F1F%u5927 %u7684
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : Newgrounds%u662F%u4E00%u4E2A%u4F1F%u5927 %u7684
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : Newgrounds%u662F%u4E00%u500B%u5049%u5927 %u7684
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
CROATIAN : Newgrounds je velik
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
CZECH : Newgrounds je skv%u011Blý
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
DANISH : Newgrounds er en stor
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
DUTCH : Newgrounds is een grote
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
ESTONIAN : Newgrounds on suur
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
FILIPINO : Newgrounds ay isang magaling na
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
FINNISH : Newgrounds on suuri
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
FRENCH : Newgrounds est un grand
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
GALICIAN : Newgrounds é un gran
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
GERMAN : Newgrounds ist eine große
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
GREEK : Newgrounds %u03B5%u03AF%u03BD%u03B1%u03B9 %u03BC%u03B9%u03B1 %u03BC%u03B5%u03B3%u03AC%u03BB%u03B7
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
HEBREW : Newgrounds %u05D4%u05D5%u05D0 %u05D2%u05D3%u05D5%u05DC
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
HINDI : Newgrounds %u0939%u0948 %u090F%u0915 %u092E%u0939%u093E%u0928
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds is a great
HUNGARIAN : Newgrounds nagy
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds great
ICELANDIC : Newgrounds mikill
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds great
INDONESIAN : Newgrounds besar
Back to ENGLISH : Newgrounds large
IRISH : Newgrounds mór
Back to ENGLISH : Large Newgrounds
ITALIAN : Newgrounds Grandi
Back to ENGLISH : Great Newgrounds
JAPANESE : %u30B0%u30EC%u30FC%u30C8%u30CB%u30E5%u30 FC%u30B0%u30E9%u30A6%u30F3%u30BA
Back to ENGLISH : Guretonyuguraunzu
KOREAN : Guretonyuguraunzu
Back to ENGLISH : Guretonyuguraunzu
LATVIAN : Guretonyuguraunzu
Back to ENGLISH : Guretonyuguraunzu
LITHUANIAN : Guretonyuguraunzu
Back to ENGLISH : Guretonyuguraunzu
MACEDONIAN : Guretonyuguraunzu
Back to ENGLISH : Guretonyuguraunzu
MALAY : Guretonyuguraunzu
Back to ENGLISH : Guretonyuguraunzu
MALTESE : Guretonyuguraunzu
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NORWEGIAN : Guretonyuguraunzu
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PERSIAN : Guretonyuguraunzu
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POLISH : Guretonyuguraunzu
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PORTUGUESE : Guretonyuguraunzu
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ROMANIAN : Guretonyuguraunzu
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RUSSIAN : Guretonyuguraunzu
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SERBIAN : %u0413%u0443%u0440%u0435%u0442%u043E%u04 3D%u0438%u0443%u0433%u0443%u0440%u0430%u 0443%u043D%u0437%u0443
Back to ENGLISH : Guretoniuguraunzu
SLOVAK : Guretoniuguraunzu
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SLOVENIAN : Guretoniuguraunzu
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SPANISH : Guretoniuguraunzu
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SWAHILI : Guretoniuguraunzu
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SWEDISH : Guretoniuguraunzu
Back to ENGLISH : Guretoniuguraunzu
TAGALOG : Guretoniuguraunzu
Back to ENGLISH : Guretoniuguraunzu
THAI : Guretoniuguraunzu
Back to ENGLISH : Guretoniuguraunzu.
TURKISH : Guretoniuguraunzu.
Back to ENGLISH : Guretoniuguraunzu.
UKRAINIAN : Guretoniuguraunzu.
Back to ENGLISH : Guretoniuguraunzu.
VIETNAMESE : Guretoniuguraunzu.
Back to ENGLISH : Guretoniuguraunzu.
WELSH : Guretoniuguraunzu.
Back to ENGLISH : Guretoniuguraunzu.
YIDDISH : %u05D2%u05D5%u05E8%u05E2%u05D8%u05D0%u05 B8%u05E0%u05D9%u05D5%u05D2%u05D5%u05E8%u 05D0%u05B7%u05D5%u05E0%u05D6%u05D5.
Back to ENGLISH : Guretoniuguraunzu


I accidentaly the Economy

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