Decided to twist it around a bit.
Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
...54 translations later we get:
Janine Melnitz: When judges John eh, Australia, exotic, spiritual, fantastic, image Processing, communication theory, most of the race. Atorantisuburisumonsuta?
Winston Zeddemore: If you have a regular salary, but I think.