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chipotleaway
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 05:39 PM

wtf?

bad translator fun!


I am a vagina cleaner. My Steam
In world god make every thing. Therefore God can't deid. -calvinmark

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 05:56 PM

Original text:

"FUCK YOU"

...54 translations later we get:

"Arts"


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 05:57 PM

"GODAMN MY FOOT"

...54 translations later we get:

"Godamn Football"


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 06:00 PM

"The ghost in GOTHCLAWZ closet."

...54 translations later we get:

"Gothklavz spirit in the office."

Watch yourself at work, man


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 06:00 PM

Original text:

"8=====D"

...54 translations later we get:

"8 ===== D"

A cock in every language.


Bread makes you FAT!?

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Roytheshort3
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 06:15 PM

"I got kicked in the groin!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I plan to send in the future!"


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 07:25 PM

"Fuck"

54 languages later we get...

"When the dog is sick."

WTF?

95688kage
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 07:30 PM

"95688kage is sexy"

...54 translations later we get:

"95,688 cafe sharing."


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 08:04 PM

"this shit is the rawest crap ever and if you dont agree then I'm gonna ask Chuck Norris to kill you even though he's already dead. fuck yeah."
54 translations later:
But if he killed me. Yes, but that the death of Chad Norris!"
WTF Chad norris?

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 08:08 PM

Here's another one:
"screw you you fucking retard. Im gonna kick your ass and eat you for dinner LOL :D :3"
54 translations later:
Sex is too late. For recreation, food import and export and courage: Design: 3"
WTF? and no, i am not a cannibal

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 12:25 AM

Original text:

"It is obligatory to the thread, that I post this."

...10 translations later we get:

"The purpose of this discussion, I look forward to."

Original text:

"I see that you have some herpes on your lip."

...10 translations later we get:

"I see you in your mouth rash."

WHAT?^

Original text:

"Shut up woman and get on my horse"

...10 translations later we get:

"Silence these women and find a horse"

...lol?


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 12:33 AM

Original text:

"Cum"

...10 translations later:

"Current"

What... The... Fuck...?


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 12:34 AM

This website kicks ass! XD


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 12:51 AM

Original text:

"When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"

54 translations later we get:

"I think you read, of course, that is harsh reality"


I'm afraid you'll have to speak up.

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Trip1295
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 12:55 AM

At 4/12/10 12:51 AM, MrDark01234 wrote: Original text:

"When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"

54 translations later we get:

"I think you read, of course, that is harsh reality"

How did happen? XD


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 06:24 AM

If that's literally translated, I just don't know anymore. I just don't know...


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 04:25 PM

I like turtles becomes......skiing?


teh Clock Crew will n3vr die. and dont u underline mai authority agen or ill g0 clyde shafe on ur ass

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 04:30 PM

Do i have to explain this one?

bad translator fun!


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 04:32 PM

"this is the best thread ever"

...54 translations later we get:

"Left"


I am lemonsourkid's alt. I am used for double posting, clever alting and other rule smartassing.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 04:40 PM

Original text:

"I smoke lots of weed"

...54 translations later we get:

"Movies"

That just makes no damn sense.


My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 04:58 PM

Original text:

"i like to eat cheese off your sweaty bum cheeks"

...54 translations later we get:

"Sweet said City."


I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 05:55 PM

"Eyelovepoozy, STEM, Rucklo"

...54 translations later we get:

"Contact eyelovepoozi"


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 06:01 PM

"Once upon a time, A man got married and had a baby girl. Later his wife died and he lived on until he got poisoned by his daughter who inherited all his money and pornography. The End"

...54 translations later we get:

"Please, his wife and children, marriage, death, happy to leave your hand, my son died for money every day"


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 07:53 PM

I am going to waste so much time on this site.

bad translator fun!


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 08:08 PM

i think i broke it.

bad translator fun!

Danavers
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 08:12 PM

Well okay then.

bad translator fun!


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 08:12 PM

Original: I like to punch old grandma's in the vagina

54 translations later: Hide your images.

wtf?

Nintendoobsessed
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 08:51 PM

"George Bush sucks ass"

to

"This is George Bush"

SkittleKitten
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 09:00 PM

"If i was a cat i would go meow mew meow!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Business Resources sperm you about my cat!"


I am so hip.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 12th, 2010 @ 09:20 PM

Original text:

"Mayonnaise is delicious!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Mayonnaise ready!"

That's actually not that bad! It is funny though.


Come reply to my Art Thread or I will forever hate you with a passion!

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