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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-10 22:44:59

Original text:

"Masturbaters"

...54 translations later we get:

"Anonymous"

I think we should check into this service.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-10 23:58:52

Original text: pedobear raped my child
54 translations later we get...
main shock

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 00:03:26

what the fuck...

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 00:06:06

At 4/11/10 12:03 AM, deathbynerf wrote: what the fuck...

forgot pic

bad translator fun!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 00:13:22

Original text:
"Wearing purple makes me feel sexy"
...54 translations later we get:
"Should I use?"

Original text:
"My kangaroo ate my homework."
...54 translations later we get:
"Cable and Duties."

Original text:
"May I take a nap in the folds of your belly fat?"
...54 translations later we get:
"People forget everything."

Original text:
"What do you call a girl in a swamp?"
...54 translations later we get:
"Children feel the heat."

Original text:
"Love is love is love."
...54 translations later we get:
"Love."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 00:14:56

i just noticed this

bad translator fun!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 01:03:00

Original text:

"I'm stupid"

...10 translations later we get:

"I'm crazy"

Original text:

"Popped a boner"

...10 translations later we get:

"From Bonaire"

Original text:

"I watch you at night"

...10 translations later we get:

"We will see in the evening"

(LAWL ROFLMAO!)


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 01:04:07

Original text:

"I'm stupid"

...10 translations later we get:

"I'm crazy"

Original text:

"Popped a boner"

...10 translations later we get:

"From Bonaire"

Original text:

"I watch you at night"

...10 translations later we get:

"We will see in the evening"

(LAWL ROFLMAO!)


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 01:06:29

"Why do you fuck with me?"

...54 translations later we get:

"40 years!"

What.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 02:51:14

"If you do that one more time, I'm going to smack the shit out of you."

...54 translations later we get:

"If you have time."

Whoa. I think I just got burned in 54 languages?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 02:58:13

"Don't you talk that way to me."

...54 translations later we get:

"I did not."

....disturbing.

"You better cut your shit out, that is not fucking funny."

...54 translations later we get:

"It's fun to him."

What the hell's going on?

"Who the fuck is he?"

...54 translations later we get:

"What?"

"I SAID WHO THE FUCK IS HE. Don't you try to weasel your way out of this!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I get the fist!"

And normality is restored.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 03:08:58

i typed in "satan" and then i got "granny explosion"


indeed!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 03:25:52

At 4/11/10 03:08 AM, blznavy wrote: i typed in "satan" and then i got "granny explosion"

Satan is a granny explosion!


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 03:38:13

"I'm going to kill poozy, then steal his crane."

...54 translations later we get:

"Sex mother poozi"

How the fuck... that pretty much describes poozy in 3 words D:.

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"You better watch out bitch. I will EAT YOUR FACE!"

...54 translations later we get:

"The girls are our problems!"

Damn straight they are.

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"Can you read my thoughts right now?"

...54 translations later we get:

"You can read my thoughts."

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I stopped afterwards for fear of it saying I'm coming out of the closet.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 14:17:15

A while ago, if you typed in 'iloiset ruotsalaiset' (it's finnish, meaning Happy sweadish people) and translated into sweadish, you got: Homosexualler Svensks (with correct sweadish spelling)


This sentence is a lie.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 14:19:11

Original text:

"hey sexy."

...54 translations later we get:

"Therefore,"


This sentence is a lie.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 14:21:49

Original text:

"Something sexual."

...54 translations later we get:

"Monday"

...54 translations later we get:

"Monday"


Bread makes you FAT!?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 14:24:40

Original text:

"Why do you enjoy putting frozen shit from the deceased in your asshole?"

...54 translations later we get:

"What is business class?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Company?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Company?"


Bread makes you FAT!?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 15:27:56

YeaH!!!

bad translator fun!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 15:32:09

What do you think of this thread bad translator?

54 Translations later:

This is not true, I believe that it is better to sneeze?


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 15:33:52

What did you say?

bad translator fun!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 15:45:05

Original text:

"I cracked an egg and it had a chick beak in it, from then on I swore to be vegan."

...54 translations later we get:

"Chicken eggs, and my mouth is an insult Vegetarians."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 17:39:30

wtf?

bad translator fun!


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In world god make every thing. Therefore God can't deid. -calvinmark

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 17:56:33

Original text:

"FUCK YOU"

...54 translations later we get:

"Arts"


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 17:57:46

"GODAMN MY FOOT"

...54 translations later we get:

"Godamn Football"


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 18:00:47

"The ghost in GOTHCLAWZ closet."

...54 translations later we get:

"Gothklavz spirit in the office."

Watch yourself at work, man


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 18:00:56

Original text:

"8=====D"

...54 translations later we get:

"8 ===== D"

A cock in every language.


Bread makes you FAT!?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 18:15:39

"I got kicked in the groin!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I plan to send in the future!"


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 19:25:40

"Fuck"

54 languages later we get...

"When the dog is sick."

WTF?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 19:30:50

"95688kage is sexy"

...54 translations later we get:

"95,688 cafe sharing."


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