Be a Supporter!

bad translator fun!

  • 19,622 Views
  • 601 Replies
New Topic
Trip1295
Trip1295
  • Member since: Apr. 6, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 03
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 07:46 PM

Original text:

"Run to the hills"

...54 translations later we get:

"Ridge."


BBS Signature
Trip1295
Trip1295
  • Member since: Apr. 6, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 03
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 07:48 PM

Original text:

"Curiosity killed the cat"

...54 translations later we get:

"Kattliv interesting.


BBS Signature
deadlaw117
deadlaw117
  • Member since: Jan. 26, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Gamer
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 07:49 PM

Original text:

"fuck yo couch bitch! im rick james!"

...10 translations later we get:

"Needs of women on the couch! Export Rick James!"


BBS Signature
biohazard362
biohazard362
  • Member since: Mar. 19, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 05
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 08:02 PM

"my anus smells like tuna"

...54 translations later we get:

"I Love Donkeys."

LIES ALL LIES................................FFFF UUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKk


PSN: notataco21
dont use guns use nukes I AM THE BIOHAZARD

BBS Signature
PWJP
PWJP
  • Member since: Oct. 28, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Gamer
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 08:13 PM

"can i speak with comrade Jack Meeov?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Jack Meeov friends"

oh snap.

Arctic-Zone
Arctic-Zone
  • Member since: Jun. 12, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 08:42 PM

Original text:

"Eh Bee See Dee Eee Eff Gee Aitch Aye Jay Kay El Em En Oh Pee Kyoo Arr Ess Tee Yoo Vee Dubbleyoo Ex Why and Zee"

...54 translations later we get:

"Network of the Year dubbleyoo Esau documents - power, ability, sex and big losses - business intelligence and open discussion"

I seriously don't understand how the alphabet gets incorporated into that.


ahaha god damnit i'm here.

BBS Signature
Pure-Metal-UTA
Pure-Metal-UTA
  • Member since: Jan. 28, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Musician
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 09:30 PM

A slightly adjusted alphabet.
""Eh Bee See Dee Eee Eff Gee Ach Aye Jay Kay El Em En Oh Pee Kyoo Arr Ess Tee You Vee Double-you Ex Why and Zee"

...54 translations later we get:

"January is the European Development Fund, Electrical and Electronic, mohammad only eyjyeeypei Palace - Institute of the two international standard - the, M"

bobtheplaya
bobtheplaya
  • Member since: Apr. 8, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 09:43 PM

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
TRANSLATED
Marmot Marmot how much wood, wood Charlie Charlie?


What's a sig?

sonickles
sonickles
  • Member since: Oct. 23, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 10:03 PM

I want to fuck you.

54 translations later...

I know.

LMAO!

J1m
J1m
  • Member since: Nov. 13, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 10:16 PM

Original text:

"James Bond is a hardass."

...54 translations later we get:

"007 font."


BBS Signature
MastaGeneral
MastaGeneral
  • Member since: Dec. 29, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 10:34 PM

"I had sex with your mother while I had sex with your father while he shoved his dick in your anus. It was an orgy."

...54 translations later we get:

"There were Explosions ... Sex and anal sex and my mother, or family"


You just lost the game
Sig by Sig crew.

BBS Signature
sonickles
sonickles
  • Member since: Oct. 23, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 10:44 PM

Original text:

"Masturbaters"

...54 translations later we get:

"Anonymous"

I think we should check into this service.

deathbynerf
deathbynerf
  • Member since: Sep. 6, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 11:58 PM

Original text: pedobear raped my child
54 translations later we get...
main shock

deathbynerf
deathbynerf
  • Member since: Sep. 6, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 12:03 AM

what the fuck...

deathbynerf
deathbynerf
  • Member since: Sep. 6, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 12:06 AM

At 4/11/10 12:03 AM, deathbynerf wrote: what the fuck...

forgot pic

bad translator fun!

Homfrog
Homfrog
  • Member since: Dec. 6, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 12:13 AM

Original text:
"Wearing purple makes me feel sexy"
...54 translations later we get:
"Should I use?"

Original text:
"My kangaroo ate my homework."
...54 translations later we get:
"Cable and Duties."

Original text:
"May I take a nap in the folds of your belly fat?"
...54 translations later we get:
"People forget everything."

Original text:
"What do you call a girl in a swamp?"
...54 translations later we get:
"Children feel the heat."

Original text:
"Love is love is love."
...54 translations later we get:
"Love."

deathbynerf
deathbynerf
  • Member since: Sep. 6, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 12:14 AM

i just noticed this

bad translator fun!

Trip1295
Trip1295
  • Member since: Apr. 6, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 03
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 01:03 AM

Original text:

"I'm stupid"

...10 translations later we get:

"I'm crazy"

Original text:

"Popped a boner"

...10 translations later we get:

"From Bonaire"

Original text:

"I watch you at night"

...10 translations later we get:

"We will see in the evening"

(LAWL ROFLMAO!)


BBS Signature
Trip1295
Trip1295
  • Member since: Apr. 6, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 03
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 01:04 AM

Original text:

"I'm stupid"

...10 translations later we get:

"I'm crazy"

Original text:

"Popped a boner"

...10 translations later we get:

"From Bonaire"

Original text:

"I watch you at night"

...10 translations later we get:

"We will see in the evening"

(LAWL ROFLMAO!)


BBS Signature
Alec-D
Alec-D
  • Member since: Sep. 8, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 01:06 AM

"Why do you fuck with me?"

...54 translations later we get:

"40 years!"

What.

LovetteCher
LovetteCher
  • Member since: Jan. 18, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 02:51 AM

"If you do that one more time, I'm going to smack the shit out of you."

...54 translations later we get:

"If you have time."

Whoa. I think I just got burned in 54 languages?

LovetteCher
LovetteCher
  • Member since: Jan. 18, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 02:58 AM

"Don't you talk that way to me."

...54 translations later we get:

"I did not."

....disturbing.

"You better cut your shit out, that is not fucking funny."

...54 translations later we get:

"It's fun to him."

What the hell's going on?

"Who the fuck is he?"

...54 translations later we get:

"What?"

"I SAID WHO THE FUCK IS HE. Don't you try to weasel your way out of this!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I get the fist!"

And normality is restored.

blznavy
blznavy
  • Member since: Aug. 6, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 04
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 03:08 AM

i typed in "satan" and then i got "granny explosion"


indeed!

BBS Signature
Letiger
Letiger
  • Member since: Aug. 6, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Melancholy
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 03:25 AM

At 4/11/10 03:08 AM, blznavy wrote: i typed in "satan" and then i got "granny explosion"

Satan is a granny explosion!


BBS Signature
HahaISuckMoreThanYou
HahaISuckMoreThanYou
  • Member since: Dec. 25, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 03:38 AM

"I'm going to kill poozy, then steal his crane."

...54 translations later we get:

"Sex mother poozi"

How the fuck... that pretty much describes poozy in 3 words D:.

-

"You better watch out bitch. I will EAT YOUR FACE!"

...54 translations later we get:

"The girls are our problems!"

Damn straight they are.

-

"Can you read my thoughts right now?"

...54 translations later we get:

"You can read my thoughts."

-

I stopped afterwards for fear of it saying I'm coming out of the closet.

onda
onda
  • Member since: Aug. 13, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 02:17 PM

A while ago, if you typed in 'iloiset ruotsalaiset' (it's finnish, meaning Happy sweadish people) and translated into sweadish, you got: Homosexualler Svensks (with correct sweadish spelling)


This sentence is a lie.

onda
onda
  • Member since: Aug. 13, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 02:19 PM

Original text:

"hey sexy."

...54 translations later we get:

"Therefore,"


This sentence is a lie.

luigipwnsmario
luigipwnsmario
  • Member since: Jul. 27, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Melancholy
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 02:21 PM

Original text:

"Something sexual."

...54 translations later we get:

"Monday"

...54 translations later we get:

"Monday"


Bread makes you FAT!?

BBS Signature
luigipwnsmario
luigipwnsmario
  • Member since: Jul. 27, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Melancholy
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 02:24 PM

Original text:

"Why do you enjoy putting frozen shit from the deceased in your asshole?"

...54 translations later we get:

"What is business class?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Company?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Company?"


Bread makes you FAT!?

BBS Signature
nissemand
nissemand
  • Member since: Jul. 26, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Blank Slate
Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 11th, 2010 @ 03:27 PM

YeaH!!!

bad translator fun!