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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-10 23:58:52

Original text: pedobear raped my child
54 translations later we get...
main shock

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 00:03:26

what the fuck...

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 00:06:06

At 4/11/10 12:03 AM, deathbynerf wrote: what the fuck...

forgot pic

bad translator fun!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 00:14:56

i just noticed this

bad translator fun!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 01:03:00

Original text:

"I'm stupid"

...10 translations later we get:

"I'm crazy"

Original text:

"Popped a boner"

...10 translations later we get:

"From Bonaire"

Original text:

"I watch you at night"

...10 translations later we get:

"We will see in the evening"

(LAWL ROFLMAO!)


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 01:04:07

Original text:

"I'm stupid"

...10 translations later we get:

"I'm crazy"

Original text:

"Popped a boner"

...10 translations later we get:

"From Bonaire"

Original text:

"I watch you at night"

...10 translations later we get:

"We will see in the evening"

(LAWL ROFLMAO!)


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 01:06:29

"Why do you fuck with me?"

...54 translations later we get:

"40 years!"

What.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 02:51:14

"If you do that one more time, I'm going to smack the shit out of you."

...54 translations later we get:

"If you have time."

Whoa. I think I just got burned in 54 languages?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 02:58:13

"Don't you talk that way to me."

...54 translations later we get:

"I did not."

....disturbing.

"You better cut your shit out, that is not fucking funny."

...54 translations later we get:

"It's fun to him."

What the hell's going on?

"Who the fuck is he?"

...54 translations later we get:

"What?"

"I SAID WHO THE FUCK IS HE. Don't you try to weasel your way out of this!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I get the fist!"

And normality is restored.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 03:08:58

i typed in "satan" and then i got "granny explosion"


indeed!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 03:25:52

At 4/11/10 03:08 AM, blznavy wrote: i typed in "satan" and then i got "granny explosion"

Satan is a granny explosion!


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 03:38:13

"I'm going to kill poozy, then steal his crane."

...54 translations later we get:

"Sex mother poozi"

How the fuck... that pretty much describes poozy in 3 words D:.

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"You better watch out bitch. I will EAT YOUR FACE!"

...54 translations later we get:

"The girls are our problems!"

Damn straight they are.

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"Can you read my thoughts right now?"

...54 translations later we get:

"You can read my thoughts."

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I stopped afterwards for fear of it saying I'm coming out of the closet.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 14:17:15

A while ago, if you typed in 'iloiset ruotsalaiset' (it's finnish, meaning Happy sweadish people) and translated into sweadish, you got: Homosexualler Svensks (with correct sweadish spelling)


This sentence is a lie.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 14:19:11

Original text:

"hey sexy."

...54 translations later we get:

"Therefore,"


This sentence is a lie.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 14:21:49

Original text:

"Something sexual."

...54 translations later we get:

"Monday"

...54 translations later we get:

"Monday"


Bread makes you FAT!?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 14:24:40

Original text:

"Why do you enjoy putting frozen shit from the deceased in your asshole?"

...54 translations later we get:

"What is business class?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Company?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Company?"


Bread makes you FAT!?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 15:27:56

YeaH!!!

bad translator fun!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 15:32:09

What do you think of this thread bad translator?

54 Translations later:

This is not true, I believe that it is better to sneeze?


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 15:33:52

What did you say?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 15:45:05

Original text:

"I cracked an egg and it had a chick beak in it, from then on I swore to be vegan."

...54 translations later we get:

"Chicken eggs, and my mouth is an insult Vegetarians."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 17:39:30

wtf?

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In world god make every thing. Therefore God can't deid. -calvinmark

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 17:56:33

Original text:

"FUCK YOU"

...54 translations later we get:

"Arts"


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 17:57:46

"GODAMN MY FOOT"

...54 translations later we get:

"Godamn Football"


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 18:00:47

"The ghost in GOTHCLAWZ closet."

...54 translations later we get:

"Gothklavz spirit in the office."

Watch yourself at work, man


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 18:00:56

Original text:

"8=====D"

...54 translations later we get:

"8 ===== D"

A cock in every language.


Bread makes you FAT!?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 18:15:39

"I got kicked in the groin!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I plan to send in the future!"


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 19:25:40

"Fuck"

54 languages later we get...

"When the dog is sick."

WTF?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 19:30:50

"95688kage is sexy"

...54 translations later we get:

"95,688 cafe sharing."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 20:04:12

"this shit is the rawest crap ever and if you dont agree then I'm gonna ask Chuck Norris to kill you even though he's already dead. fuck yeah."
54 translations later:
But if he killed me. Yes, but that the death of Chad Norris!"
WTF Chad norris?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-11 20:08:22

Here's another one:
"screw you you fucking retard. Im gonna kick your ass and eat you for dinner LOL :D :3"
54 translations later:
Sex is too late. For recreation, food import and export and courage: Design: 3"
WTF? and no, i am not a cannibal