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Klik
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 09:45 PM

He had to eat all the french fries in less than 1 day"

...54 translations later we get:

"He died one day"

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 09:50 PM

when we had sex, she gave me the pokerface"

...54 translations later we get:

"Research."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 09:57 PM

"Except for Herpes, that shit will come back."

Turns into...

"Also, mad"


Fool me once...shame on you. Fool me twice...no one will ever find your body.
I kill threads.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 10:15 PM

Original text:

"ceiling cat"

...25 translations later we get:

"Fake Pussy"


Pm me and i will make you a shitty sig for you in GIMP

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 10:22 PM

Original text:

"dont eat my sausage dog"

...54 translations later we get:

"Your child can"

indeed


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 10:25 PM

What i did was progressively transate a random long phrase till it wouldn't translate into something different anymore. This was the progress of 540 Translations

Original text:

"What i should try is to put something long in there and progressively translate it till it stops changing."

...54 translations later we get:

"Try again later version, to avoid"

Original text:

"Try again later version, to avoid"

...54 translations later we get:

"If you later try to avoid.

Original text:

"If you later try to avoid."

...54 translations later we get:

"In the future, avoid"

Original text:

"In the future, avoid"

...54 translations later we get:

"To prevent further"

Original text:

"To prevent further"

...54 translations later we get:

"Continue"

Original text:

"Continue"

...54 translations later we get:

"Leadership"

Original text:

"Leadership"

...54 translations later we get:

"Stop"

Original text:

"Stop"

...54 translations later we get:

"Quality"

Original text:

"Quality"

...54 translations later we get:

"Contents."

Original text:

"Contents"

...54 translations later we get:

"Contents."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 10:34 PM

I'm feeling really tired right now = I was Board.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 10:39 PM

At 4/8/10 07:11 PM, pie4me6 wrote: "I fucked a blender"

...54 translations later we get:

"Funeral"

I think we have a winner!

Here's another one from me:

Original text:

"This translator tries to give it self oral every night, but fails and cries itself to sleep because it is so pathetic. It has no life and only spends time translating silly things."

...54 translations later we get:

"London sleeping, and if you want. Affect the life and hard work."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 02:38 PM

Apparently, not being a doctor is a universal thing.
"I'm not a doctor!"

54 translations later...

"I am not a doctor!"


I love everyone!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FUN?

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 03:03 PM

"Black people stole my VCR!"

...54 translations later we get:

"The video is black!"


Click my Sig! I make money :)

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 03:28 PM

Original text:

"Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Also the game."

...54 translations later we get:

"Now go to support the process. Half of the city."

Yes, half of the fucking city.


Bread makes you FAT!?

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 03:29 PM

"I love having your pussy round my tight dick"

...54 translations later we get:

"Women of the body (vagina)."


hey guys this car is my mouse i'm serous! it's so cool ^^ also my name is death harpist

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 03:41 PM

English:I'm sick of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane

54 translations later

Translation English: November - del Mar, now grandmother


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 03:45 PM

"I killed myself."

...54 translations later we get:

"Yes"

"Shut the fuck up!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Therefore, it is true."

"Adobe Flash Creative Suite Four"

...54 translations later we get:

"Adobe Flash kreative Sweet 4."

"fuck you"

...54 translations later we get:

"Children"

"bad translator"

...54 translations later we get:

"Error"

"SmartNoob is awesome!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Sumatorabi so stupid!"

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 03:48 PM

What is this i dont even

"I sat down near this man, my cock was throbbing, i could no longer contain myself, i grabbed him from behind."

...54 translations later we get:

"See my friends."


Lol'd

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 03:54 PM

Original-My penis is big
54 translations later-construction


...wingas

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 03:58 PM

Original text:

"Sam is a fucking cunt"

...54 translations later we get:

"Username small."

i looked thru and one of then said vagina crazy lmfao XD


Down on the corner, out here in the street. Willy and the Poor Boys are playin'. Bring ya nickels tap ya feet.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 04:04 PM

"...54 translations later we get:"

...54 translations later we get:

"Well ... 54 hours."


Down on the corner, out here in the street. Willy and the Poor Boys are playin'. Bring ya nickels tap ya feet.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 04:08 PM

"Vaginas"

...54 translations later we get:

"Full"

lmfao!


Down on the corner, out here in the street. Willy and the Poor Boys are playin'. Bring ya nickels tap ya feet.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 04:14 PM

"If you have text that needs to be professionally translated, we recommend translation services from Translation Services USA."

...54 translations later we get:

"The American version of a professional translator."


Down on the corner, out here in the street. Willy and the Poor Boys are playin'. Bring ya nickels tap ya feet.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 05:16 PM

Original text:

"Sarcasm fuels the world and all the people in it."

...54 translations later we get:

"Irony is that all Fuels."

Original text:

"Your mom."

...54 translations later we get:

"Yes"

Original text:

"Why do shit today when you can do it tomorrow, and why do shit tomorrow when you could lay it off until the next day, and so on and so forth?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Tomorrow, tomorrow, in your country."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 05:25 PM

It's so damn hot out. Milk was a bad choice! (Anchorman)

"Milk calories bad service!"


Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 05:28 PM

"I can't believe it's not butter!"

...25 translations later we get:

"I do not think you can!"


Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 05:37 PM

"I love Tortino's pizza rolls!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Philip love books!"


ENGORGE!!!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 05:57 PM

"is this working?"

became

"Try"

ok, I'll try.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 07:33 PM

Original text:

"i prefer vaginal intercourse"

...10 translations later we get:

"I like the attitude of the vagina"

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 07:34 PM

go suck on bloody glass"

...54 translations later we get:

"Back"

how the hell did that happen


PSN: notataco21
dont use guns use nukes I AM THE BIOHAZARD

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 07:46 PM

Original text:

"Run to the hills"

...54 translations later we get:

"Ridge."


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 07:48 PM

Original text:

"Curiosity killed the cat"

...54 translations later we get:

"Kattliv interesting.


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 10th, 2010 @ 07:49 PM

Original text:

"fuck yo couch bitch! im rick james!"

...10 translations later we get:

"Needs of women on the couch! Export Rick James!"


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