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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 06:18 PM

lol

"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results in gramma"

...54 translations later we get:

"Machine translation is an important tool for learning foreign languages report. Mental text sex 'in (ASCII), generally"


Your curiosity is pissing me off.
Therefore, you win a cookie.
Relish in it, because it will be the last you ever eat.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 06:31 PM

IN ENGLISH: The tree falls down to the ground.

IN AFRIKAANS: Die boom val neer op die grond.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 07:08 PM

Dickneck= Wang, Bull

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 07:11 PM

"I fucked a blender"

...54 translations later we get:

"Funeral"

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 07:28 PM

"Fred is Youtube's greatest aquisition"

turns into:

"Youtube Worldwide"

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 07:40 PM

Original text:

"They took my job. How dare they"

...54 translations later we get:

"I quit my job?"

like half way through it said I don't have a job. Give me ass.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 07:48 PM

"I like it in the arse-I feel that the city council."........

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 12:55 AM

This could be a conversation between two people!

Original text:

"Will you fuck me?"

...54 translations later we get:

"That's what you want?"

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 01:10 AM

Original text:

"i prefer flabby man pecks"

...54 translations later we get:

"I eat oatmeal."

Seriously, type in the original text and watch the progression of the changes!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 01:17 AM

"Love is all you need."

...25 translations later we get:

"Love is all you need."

THIS PROVES THAT LOVE IS A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 01:17 AM

"I'm pregnant, and it's not yours."

...54 translations later we get:

"While pregnant or sell."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 01:19 AM

Original text:

"David likes sweet hot black cock up in his butt hole with lubrication for a little speed, that way, nobody will get hurt. If it's his first time however, it might hurt a little, but after a few times, it should feel just fine, even enjoyable."

...54 translations later we get:

"David Sweet and hot holes in the case of oil revenue. First, it is a good idea, I believe that happiness is hard."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 01:19 AM

"cool story bro"

...54 translations later we get:

"Interest, and his brother."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 01:24 AM

Well, this was certainly unexpected.

bad translator fun!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 03:01 AM

half life two episode three is taking way too long to come out
after max translations,
23 years
And so I ask:
silly machine,
or
PREDICTOR OF THE FUTURE (read with echoes)

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 03:29 AM

what the hell is a penis doing in my burrito?
...
On burrito


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 03:48 AM

Heres what I got

"is god real"
54 translations later
"to"

Still no real answer folks.


Alucard > Edward

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 06:20 AM

This are the first 250 chars of kevin bacon's post that is curently frontpaged:
Hi everyone, this is Kevin Bacon. Now is a good time to speak to you about something very dear to myself and that is the arts. Kevin Bacon films have long promoted the arts, from the art of dance in Footloose all the way to state of the art 3D ani

After translating you get this:
"Welcome to film, art, Kevin Buchan, Kevin Buchan, let's talk about dance by Anna D"


Want to make easy money online? Than you are wasting your time reading my signature.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 06:39 AM

"nonsense"

...54 translations later we get:

"Lol"


(הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים אָמַר קֹהֶלֶת, הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים הַכֹּל הָבֶל. דּוֹר הֹלֵךְ וְדוֹר בָּא, וְהָאָרֶץ לְעוֹלָם עֹמָדֶת. (קהלת א ג, ה

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 07:04 AM

I like bacon = I like dirty
Newgrounds = News
Smelt cakes = Ram fluid

Lulwut?


comment pls - plug.dj
sevkitty.com forum - last.fm
D - ńęwgróuńdśęś ręśidęńt pątrićiąń

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 07:06 AM

"What is the meaning of life?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Meaning of life."


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 07:08 AM

Just in Case you cant read it

Original text:

"Mother Fucking Gay Fish "

...55 translations later we get:

"Windows"

bad translator fun!


I Know Drugs, I Know Video Games, I Know Rap, I Know Dru- wait...nevermind. Feel free to discuss any of these with me

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 07:32 AM

I put in some song lyrics, in Japanese.

In Romaji they read:

Kieru hikoukigumo bokutachi wa miokutta
Mabushikute nigeta itsudatte yowakute
Ano hi kara kawarazu
Itsumademo kawarazu ni irarenakatta koto
Kuyashikute yubi wo hanasu

Which roughly translates to:

We watched the fading vapor trails
They were so dazzling, I ran away- I was always weak
I let go, frustrated by the fact
That I couldn't stay unchanged since that day
Couldn't stay unchanged forever

Seriously, what?

bad translator fun!


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 11:01 AM

Original text:

"Fuck you you mother fucking shitty as translator pieces of fuck! Fuck you, Fuck your internet space, get the fuck out."

...54 translations later we get:

"My mother was single! I went to pieces."


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 06:10 PM

"I love penis"

...54 translations later we get:

"I Love Chickens"


To protect the world from devastation.
kidd25 is the best Newgrounder ever.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 06:14 PM

"So I heard you like Mudkips?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Mudkip says."


I invented Gnoming. Don't believe me?

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 06:19 PM

Shakespeare quote:

"With base? with baseness? bastardy? base, base? Who, in the lusty stealth of nature, take More composition and fierce quality Than doth, within a dull, stale, tired bed, Go to the creating a whole tribe of fops, Got 'tween asle"

...54 translations later we get:

"Forum: children, marriage for a full list of all birds? Housing, sleep, fatigue, sadness, saying: "If my best friend, contact the original triangle."

LOLOLOLOLOL.


I invented Gnoming. Don't believe me?

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 08:06 PM

Its the same in every language.

AFRIKAANS : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
ALBANIAN : PenisMcPenis
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ARABIC : PenisMcPenis
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BELARUSIAN : PenisMcPenis
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BULGARIAN : PenisMcPenis
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CATALAN : PenisMcPenis
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CHINESE : PenisMcPenis
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CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : PenisMcPenis
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CROATIAN : PenisMcPenis
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CZECH : PenisMcPenis
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DANISH : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
DUTCH : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
ESTONIAN : PenisMcPenis
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FILIPINO : PenisMcPenis
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FINNISH : PenisMcPenis
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FRENCH : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
GALICIAN : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
GERMAN : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
GREEK : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
HEBREW : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
HINDI : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
HUNGARIAN : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
ICELANDIC : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
INDONESIAN : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
IRISH : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
ITALIAN : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
JAPANESE : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
KOREAN : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
LATVIAN : PenisMcPenis
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LITHUANIAN : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
MACEDONIAN : PenisMcPenis
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MALAY : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
MALTESE : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
NORWEGIAN : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
PERSIAN : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
POLISH : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
PORTUGUESE : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
ROMANIAN : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
RUSSIAN : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
SERBIAN : %u041F%u0435%u043D%u0438%u0441%u041C%u04 46%u041F%u0435%u043D%u0438%u0441
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
SLOVAK : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
SLOVENIAN : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
SPANISH : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
SWAHILI : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
SWEDISH : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
TAGALOG : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis
THAI : PenisMcPenis
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis.
TURKISH : PenisMcPenis.
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis.
UKRAINIAN : PenisMcPenis.
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis.
VIETNAMESE : PenisMcPenis.
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis.
WELSH : PenisMcPenis.
Back to ENGLISH : PenisMcPenis.
YIDDISH : %u05E4%u05BC%u05E2%u05E0%u05D9%u05E1%u05 DE%u05E7%u05E4%u05BC%u05E2%u05E0%u05D9%u 05E1.
Back to ENGLISH : Penismkpenis.


"Well shit, Daniel, I just left!"
LOL? LOL LOL LOL

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 08:39 PM

Original text:

"Oh my god i left the baby on the bus"

...10 translations later we get:

"My God, a bus of children"


Pm me and i will make you a shitty sig for you in GIMP

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 9th, 2010 @ 08:43 PM

Original text:

"Hookers are fun"

...54 translations later we get:

"Dust"

What i should try is to put something long in there and progressively translate it till it stops changing