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Grim13x
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:12:55

"religion is a lie"

...54 translations later we get:

"Orthodoxyes."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:18:49

Original text:
"Her vagina was so soaked that she had to change pants"

...54 translations later we get:
"Golf media."


WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:20:27

YOU CAN'T SPELL BESTIALITY WITHOUT BEST = Power line
I don't like this.


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:26:20

"If I leave here tommorow, would you still remember me? Because I'm as free as a bird now. And these birds you cannot change. Oh-O-O-O-Oh O and these birds you cannot change. Lord knows I can't change. Let me fly a free bird yea."

...54 translations later we get:

"Do you still remember me tomorrow? To solve this problem is important. Investments are not considered. God's plan is not weeks to repair."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:26:38

Interesting...

bad translator fun!


"GROOOOAAAAAR!!!!" - Tyrannosaurus rex, 65 million years ago

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:48:06

Original text:

"My dick is nice and thick, your dick stinks like shit."

...54 translations later we get:

"The basis of body odor"


The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:50:31

Interesting :

"Gagsy is now the queen of newgrounds."

...54 translations later we get:

"Nevgrounds Queen disease."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:54:34

Porn
*54 translations later*
Bomb


Gamertag: Evilchicken43
"Screw those people, I have pancakes."
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:58:15

Before: Miley Cyrus is a whore

After: Filled sirus and prostitution


Gamertag: Evilchicken43
"Screw those people, I have pancakes."
Sig by simon

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 11:22:20

Original text:
"Newgrounds"
...54 translations later we get:
"Nevgrounds."
Original text:
"Tom Fulp"
...54 translations later we get:
"Tomufurupu."
Original text:
"Fuck you"
...54 translations later we get:
"Children"
Original text:
"Aids"
...54 translations later we get:
"Jews"
Original text:
"Penis"
...54 translations later we get:
"Indirebilirsiniz."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 11:30:38

OP - "I know what boys like, i know what guys want"

Trans - "Children know how I know that people want."


.....There was a hole. *sig by LimitedMortality*

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 11:37:37

Original text:

"turd"

...54 translations later we get:

"Silly"

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 11:44:36

Lulwut?
"When the fuck did we get ice cream?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Eyes nimetshoka?"

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 14:29:43

lolwut

bad translator fun!


I am a hentaru taru

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 14:36:56

What I wrote: The fabric of time is breaking.

Later: Structural failure.

Not so bad actually.


#AMAFORSEXSLAVE2014

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 14:44:57

A bit late for this but,

"In before lock."

"On the front end."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 15:18:39

epic beard man = history of montenegro

:How?!


I need a sig.
PSN: gowow20

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 15:27:41

Original text:

"i am a motherfucker"

...54 translations later we get:

"A"

What. The. FUCK?


PM Me if you like me. 1 people like me =/

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 15:41:43

The journey of the word fuck, 25 times.

AFRIKAANS : fuck
Back to ENGLISH : fuck
ALBANIAN : qij
Back to ENGLISH : fuck
ARABIC : %u0646%u0643%u0627%u062D
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
BELARUSIAN : %u0415%u0431%u0430%u0442%u044C
Back to ENGLISH : To fuck
BULGARIAN : %u0414%u0430 %u0441%u0435 %u0435%u0431%u0430%u0432%u0430%u0448
Back to ENGLISH : To fuck
CATALAN : Per merda
Back to ENGLISH : To shit
CHINESE : %u4E3A%u4E86%u72D7%u5C4E
Back to ENGLISH : To dog feces
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : %u4E3A%u4E86%u72D7%u7CAA%u4FBF
Back to ENGLISH : To dog faeces
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : %u70BA%u4E86%u72D7%u7CDE%u4FBF
Back to ENGLISH : To dog faeces
CROATIAN : Da pas izmet
Back to ENGLISH : If the dog droppings
CZECH : Pokud pes trusem
Back to ENGLISH : If the dog droppings
DANISH : Hvis hunden ekskrementer
Back to ENGLISH : If the dog excrement
DUTCH : Als de hond uitwerpselen
Back to ENGLISH : If the dog droppings
ENGLISH : If the dog droppings
Back to ENGLISH : If the dog droppings
ESTONIAN : Kui koer väljaheited
Back to ENGLISH : If the dog droppings
FILIPINO : Kung aso ang dumi
Back to ENGLISH : If the dog dirt
FINNISH : Jos koirankakka
Back to ENGLISH : If the dog dirt
FRENCH : Si la crotte de chien
Back to ENGLISH : If the dog poop
GALICIAN : Se o caca de can
Back to ENGLISH : If the dog poop
GERMAN : Wenn die Hundehaufen
Back to ENGLISH : If the dog poop
GREEK : %u0391%u03BD %u03C4%u03BF %u03B5%u03C0%u03AF%u03C3%u03C4%u03B5%u03 B3%u03BF %u03C3%u03BA%u03C5%u03BB%u03B9%u03CE%u03 BD
Back to ENGLISH : If the dog poop
HEBREW : %u05D0%u05DD %u05D4%u05E7%u05E7%u05D9 %u05D4%u05DB%u05DC%u05D1
Back to ENGLISH : If the dog poop
HINDI : %u0905%u0917%u0930 %u0915%u0941%u0924%u094D%u0924%u0947 %u0915%u0941%u0902%u0939%u0932%u093E%u09 28%u093E
Back to ENGLISH : If the dog poop
HUNGARIAN : Ha a kutya tat
Back to ENGLISH : If the dog poop
ICELANDIC : Ef hundur skutpallur
Back to ENGLISH : If the dog poop

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 15:46:18

"Obama is a socialist bastard who wants to kill our babies."

...54 translations later we get:

"Kill Obama socialist"
__________

The FUCK?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 16:05:36

"Yeah, just like darts is. It's competitive."

54 translations later...

"Suddenly, there is no competition."

Hahaha, weird shit.


Captain Diabetes is BACK.
L.O.E.D - E-Mail

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 16:23:07

"I'm a panda!" = "Bear Jam!"


I love everyone!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FUN?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 16:29:26

Oh, and:

"Please don't rape me!"

54 translations later...

"Rape me!"


I love everyone!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FUN?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 16:50:56

Are you dumb?

51,?


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 17:13:10

And the grand finale:

"Fuck you!"

54 translations later

"Very good"


I love everyone!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FUN?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 17:34:20

uhh what?

bad translator fun!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 17:58:52

world of warcraft is ruining my life"

...54 translations later we get:

"Destroy the world "World Warcraft food."


Your curiosity is pissing me off.
Therefore, you win a cookie.
Relish in it, because it will be the last you ever eat.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 18:18:09

lol

"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results in gramma"

...54 translations later we get:

"Machine translation is an important tool for learning foreign languages report. Mental text sex 'in (ASCII), generally"


Your curiosity is pissing me off.
Therefore, you win a cookie.
Relish in it, because it will be the last you ever eat.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 18:31:55

IN ENGLISH: The tree falls down to the ground.

IN AFRIKAANS: Die boom val neer op die grond.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-08 19:08:59

Dickneck= Wang, Bull