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bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:10 PM

Essentialy what this site does is take something you write, translate it into one language, then back to english, then to another, and so on. It provides much hilarity. Make sure you have the # of translations set on max.
http://www.conveythis.com/translation.ph p
Example:
Original text:

"why does my penis get hard?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Bill or not."

Post yours!


'Bizzy"

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:16 PM

Never Gonna Give You Up

54 Translations Later...

No one can deny


At 5/11/59 09:17 PM, Wolverine said:
| No no-neck redneck dumps on my wife and gets away with it!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:18 PM

I fucked your mother in the Vagina = A woman, mother, I


I AM THREAD KILLER!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:20 PM

Okay, who farted?

54 translations later... Dogs, Cats?

How?

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:22 PM

Everything by everyone became;

"Of course not!"

Google translate questions your contributions to Newgrounds
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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:22 PM

"original poster is a genius"

54 translations later we get

"name"

what?

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:23 PM

Suck my dick you fucking whore = How to paint on the windshield.


I AM THREAD KILLER!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:23 PM

the fuck?

bad translator fun!


SteamID: Fetus

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:24 PM

It turned

"My secret is that I get turned on by stroking little children."
into

"I'm glad that it's no secret, I have a son."


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:24 PM

"I'm really horny "

...54 translations later we get:

"Learn virtualli."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:29 PM

"I have a big penis"
becomes
"My wife"

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:31 PM

Dont worry, they believe you.

bad translator fun!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:32 PM

Newgrounds is a horrible site made by a horrible man = Newgrounds is a great place


I AM THREAD KILLER!

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:34 PM

Slap me silly=Vanityasaruto

What the heck!?


PhantomMask - Kick-ass teenager

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:36 PM

Original text:

"I like potatoes"

...54 translations later we get:

"My family." LOL how is that possible?

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:49 PM

I'm a penis.

"GenericName54 is beautiful, handsome, and deserves an award for being awesome."

...54 translations later we get:

"Generikname 54 in the upper right corner."


ROCK GOD HISAO - [Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4]

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:50 PM

My code is a mile long.

To

I am at number 100.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:54 PM

Original text:

"Your mom is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway."

...54 translations later we get:

"My mother and clothes iron."


I maek lolz. I play Steam. I fight for genital integrity.
Anything else you need?

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 07:57 PM

Original text:

"you should've grabbed his cock"

...54 translations later we get:

"No. '10"


"If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
" - Barry Goldwater.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 08:00 PM

"I'm not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people"

...54 translations later we get:

"No racism in November, a black Russet Crimes and Crimes"


"If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
" - Barry Goldwater.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 08:04 PM

I lold

Bitches love my dick

54 translations later:

God is love

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 08:04 PM

"go fuck your mother"

...54 translations later we get:

"Business"


|"My dick was in the Guinness Boom of World Records... Then I left the library.|

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 08:05 PM

I shot a crack baby
to
I am a good Baby.

NO I SWEAR, IM NOT THE CRACK BABY.


Viva La Liquid Funk Baby. Keep it Mellow for all our sakes.
For Crap Nobody Cares About

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 08:05 PM

I love salad shooters"

...54 translations later we get:

"Internet."

hmmm.

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 08:06 PM

"Please don't insert your phallic steel into my vaginal tunnel."

...54 translations later we get:

"And I will not."

I... I don't... what? How did that work so well?


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 08:07 PM

"Fuck You"
AFRIKAANS : Fok jou.
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck your.
ALBANIAN : Qij tuaj.
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck you.
ARABIC : %u0627%u0644%u0644%u0639%u0646%u0629 %u0639%u0644%u064A%u0643.
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck you.
BELARUSIAN : %u041F%u0430%u0439%u0448%u043E%u045E %u043D%u0430 %u0445%u0443%u0439.
Back to ENGLISH : I went to dick.
BULGARIAN : %u041E%u0442%u0438%u0434%u043E%u0445 %u0434%u0430 %u043F%u0438%u0448%u043A%u0430.
Back to ENGLISH : I went to dick.
CATALAN : Vaig anar a la polla.
Back to ENGLISH : I went to the cock.
CHINESE : %u6211%u53BB%u4E86%u516C%u9E21%u3002
Back to ENGLISH : I went to the cock.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : %u6211%u53BB%u4E86%u516C%u9E21%u3002
Back to ENGLISH : I went to the cock.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : %u6211%u53BB%u4E86%u516C%u96DE%u3002
Back to ENGLISH : I went to the cock.
CROATIAN : JA je oti%u0161ao to penis.
Back to ENGLISH : I went to the penis.
CZECH : %u0160el jsem do penisu.
Back to ENGLISH : I went into the penis.
DANISH : Jeg gik ind i penis.
Back to ENGLISH : I went into the penis.
DUTCH : Ik ging in de penis.
Back to ENGLISH : I went into the penis.
ENGLISH : I went into the penis.
Back to ENGLISH : I went into the penis.
ESTONIAN : Ma läks peenis.
Back to ENGLISH : I went into the penis.
FILIPINO : Nagpunta ko sa titi.
Back to ENGLISH : I went to the penis.
FINNISH : Kävin penis.
Back to ENGLISH : I went to the penis.
FRENCH : Je suis allé vers le pénis.
Back to ENGLISH : I went to the penis.
GALICIAN : Eu fun para o pene.
Back to ENGLISH : I went to the penis.
GERMAN : Ich ging in den Penis.
Back to ENGLISH : I went into the penis.
GREEK : %u03A0%u03AE%u03B3%u03B1 %u03C3%u03C4%u03BF %u03C0%u03AD%u03BF%u03C2.
Back to ENGLISH : I went to the penis.
HEBREW : %u05D4%u05DC%u05DB%u05EA%u05D9 %u05D0%u05DC %u05D4%u05E4%u05D9%u05DF.
Back to ENGLISH : I went to the penis.
HINDI : %u092E%u0948%u0902%u0928%u0947 %u0932%u093F%u0902%u0917 %u0915%u0947 %u092A%u093E%u0938 %u0917%u092F%u093E.
Back to ENGLISH : I went to Ling.
HUNGARIAN : Mentem Ling.
Back to ENGLISH : I went to Ling.
ICELANDIC : Ég fór til Ling.
Back to ENGLISH : I went to Ling.


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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 08:07 PM

Original text:

"Mary fucked the horse."

...54 translations later we get:

"Estimates purchase.

Umm....

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 08:08 PM

Whaaaa?

Original text:

"god divided by zero and the universe imploded"

...54 translations later we get:

"0 God, that the world is divided."


Audio submissions - Click Here =D

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 08:08 PM

"Ps3 has no games"

...54 translations later we get:

"Pass 3."

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Response to bad translator fun! Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 08:10 PM

Original text:

"your mommas so fat, NASA has a satilite orbiting around her"

...54 translations later we get:

"And it is very thick and is generally a source of Volunteers!"


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