I love getting boners in public.

[FUNKbrs]

You know why?

Because my dick is awesome, that's why.

You know how hot it is when you see a chick with her nips all stiff poking through her bra, her slightly chilled skin flushed by the breeze, the smell of her....

Damn, where was I?

Oh yeah, public boners.

When pitch a pop-up in public, I'm all pride. Yup, that's my dick, and it's ready for act-shawn, yes ma'am!

You see that meat down there, baby? You could take that home with you tonight. If you're good, I might even let you snuggle with it. If you're REALLY good, I miiiiiight just let you sit on it. But only if you promise not to tell.

Many magicians have a magic wand, but me, I have my dick, and nothing makes me prouder than knowing all my nasty bits are in full operating order and ready for service.

So next time you get a bone in public, wear it proudly. Well, unless you're some kind of pervert, anyways. Then that's just wrong.

[LoliTastic]

I love you...

[CharltonChinchilla]

At 4/4/10 04:32 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: So next time you get a bone in public, wear it proudly. Well, unless you're some kind of pervert, anyways. Then that's just wrong.

What if you are asian and have a laughably small twidler?

[Mismo]

Marry me and make me your slave.

[Rig]

Long, strong, and gettin' it on.

[FUNKbrs]

At 4/4/10 04:36 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote:

What if you are asian and have a laughably small twidler?

Penis size to penis pride should always be an inverse proportion.

Tiny cock? Compensate by being a sexual extrovert!

Huge cock? Don't let her know sex with YOU is a guaranteed bladder infection! Act really shy, as if you're ashamed of it. Don't worry; word will get around if it's painfully massive.

Remember kids, being insecure about your dick isn't going to make it any bigger. Only rubbing IcyHot on it daily can do that.

[Onepiece285]

Congratulations Funk, the word hate was not said in your post. This is some kind of incredible turnaround you've pulled.

*claps*

[Rucklo]

i'm only gonna wear soft-pants from now on.

[Mismo]

At 4/4/10 04:45 PM, yoshikoshi wrote: I love when i get boners in the middle of a blowjob

Wait what!?

[names]

At 4/4/10 04:45 PM, yoshikoshi wrote: I love when i get boners in the middle of a blowjob

How wouldn't you?

And also what is a penis penor pimmel?

[Devn]

forums are nice because you can say anything and people wont be able to prove it. such as your dick size yes, you know, people like you make me sick. Bragging about the size of it only makes it smaller.

[DarkTogepiX]

And that is why nudism should be legal.

[android175]

do u have a boner right now??

[CharltonChinchilla]

At 4/4/10 04:50 PM, DarkTogepiX wrote: And that is why nudism should be legal.

Theres no such thing as a hot nudist most nudists are old saggy lumps of shit which is just naaasty surely old people boners should not be shown in public eh Funk surely..

[SirWolfy]

I think I like you.

[ifureadthisdie]

Why even hide it?
Pants are so 3 seconds ago
Let your wang flop with happily!

[DarkTogepiX]

At 4/4/10 04:52 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:

Let your wang flop with happily!

I am so making that my sig

[CharltonChinchilla]

At 4/4/10 04:52 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: Why even hide it?
Pants are so 3 seconds ago
Let your wang flop with happily!

Flop? Were not talkin' about semi's here my man were talking about the real deal full hard on being on display

[SirWolfy]

Wherever ye be, let yer boner go free
Wave it in the air for the world to see

[ifureadthisdie]

At 4/4/10 04:55 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote:

At 4/4/10 04:52 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: Why even hide it?
Pants are so 3 seconds ago
Let your wang flop with happily!

Flop? Were not talkin' about semi's here my man were talking about the real deal full hard on being on display

I believe even when it's hard it springs a little. If you don't believe me try it yourself!

[UnknownFear]

I regarded this thread as spam, than realized FUNKbrs made it, and I now deem this thread awesome.

[Cootie]

Make sure to adjust your walk so that it bounces in a circular motion.

[SirWolfy]

At 4/4/10 05:09 PM, Yamor wrote: Make sure to adjust your walk so that it bounces in a circular motion.

WAAAAAAAT NSFW

[Makakaov]

I know what you mean, there was a bank robbery just across the street. I was standing, and watching it from across the street. I saw robbers aiming guns at the shopkeeper. Then i realised that THS IS THE SHOPKEEPER THAT SELLS ME ALCOCHOL. So i fast took porn magazine out of my pocket, and BAM! Both robbers ended up knockouted!

[Raab]

Do you guys wan2 know what a boner is? I can tell you because I just lerned today what a bonner is.

It is when your penis becomes so pumped that it actually becomes HARD (liek a bone).

[Shabbo]

At 4/4/10 04:34 PM, Bryangamedude wrote: I love you...

I fuckin' hate him.

[Lemmiwinks91]

Why would they be ready for servicing if they are already fully operating?

[Colombiana]

At 4/4/10 04:44 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: You're so funny funk.

we have a word for that

funky

[Armour]

At 4/4/10 04:46 PM, Rucklo wrote: i'm only gonna wear soft-pants from now on.

Why even wear pants ?!!!

[FUNKbrs]

At 4/4/10 05:27 PM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: Why would they be ready for servicing if they are already fully operating?

When a pistol is ready for service, it means that it's fully capable of function for the service for which it was designed, ie, shooting bullets.

My penis, however, shoots delicious salad dressing.