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worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 02:51:31 Reply

http://www.webcitation.org/5cIyDR6N1 right there guys, unless your that dude, you all fail (including me)

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 02:56:10 Reply

"Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect."

I would love to get my hands on that big boy...

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 02:57:09 Reply

It says he packs it in towards the left, what if he gets turned on?

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 02:58:01 Reply

I saw this on the Daily Show. It's just unholy. It should not be happening. Like... at all. Besides that, there's no point in having something that large unless you can use it/ show it off in public. Which he obviously does neither.

I think he should invest in a glass house. And walk around naked in it. The world would stop on a dime to watch, I guarantee. And he could help the economy by selling replicas, shirts, cups, and even action figure knockoffs like "Stretch Jonah" or "Waggity Man".

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 02:58:15 Reply

Wow.
I don't know if there's a woman on Earth with a vagina deep enough to accommodate him.

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Anything else you need?

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 03:00:09 Reply

That is clearly a terrible curse, not a blessing.

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 03:01:13 Reply

That's like 3 times the size of mine. *jelous*

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 03:07:31 Reply
At 4/4/10 03:01 AM, bloo-apple wrote: That's like 3 times the size of mine. *jelous*

You're penis is only 3 inches long?

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 03:08:31 Reply

fuck, your/you're fail.

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 03:12:47 Reply

Lucky son of a bitch.

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 03:15:00 Reply

I doubt he can stay erect for all that long considering how much blood flow he needs to keep a huge dick like that erect.

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 03:15:36 Reply

What a dick.

see what I did there.

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 03:16:11 Reply

Jesus, he was raped at the age of ten.

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 03:16:23 Reply
At 4/4/10 03:15 AM, Rig wrote: What a dick.
see what I did there.

Hey, i see what you did there.

My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 03:17:46 Reply

how many licks does it take

I did a funny thing
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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 03:18:08 Reply

13.5 inches erect?

Pfffff, thats nothing.

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 03:19:45 Reply

His dick is so big he doesn't even need a ruler, he just uses his dick.

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 03:20:04 Reply
At 4/4/10 03:18 AM, GamesArmor wrote: 13.5 inches erect?

Pfffff, thats nothing.

except its way larger than yours, since its the worlds CONFIRMED biggest

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 03:21:50 Reply

HOLY SHIT when im erect im only 7.5 and this bastard is 9 when flacid :O lucky mnother fucker

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 03:22:19 Reply
At 4/4/10 03:20 AM, 95wave wrote:
At 4/4/10 03:18 AM, GamesArmor wrote: 13.5 inches erect?

Pfffff, thats nothing.
except its way larger than yours, since its the worlds CONFIRMED biggest

Do you want the joke killer of the day award?

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 03:28:14 Reply

I can honestly say that I would not want a 13.5 inch large penis.

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 04:28:45 Reply

That's so impractical.

How does he walk?

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 04:43:52 Reply

My penis could beat up his penis.

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 05:15:12 Reply
At 4/4/10 04:28 AM, Haoie wrote: That's so impractical.

How does he walk?

Like a Pogo dick

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 05:18:38 Reply

Must feel awesome when he hits the end of the vaginal cavity.

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 05:23:21 Reply

I jsut earned myself an inferiority for clicking on that link... fuck.

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 05:25:08 Reply

I wonder if he has special pants for that horse penis.

I mean, an thing that big has to poke out.

Pm me about anything, you cumdumpster.
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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 05:30:31 Reply

Dang..This guy lives on Extenze

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 06:18:37 Reply
At 4/4/10 02:58 AM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: Wow.
I don't know if there's a woman on Earth with a vagina deep enough to accommodate him.

Yea I was thinking the same thing, just seems so pointless to be that big.

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Response to worlds largest penis 2010-04-04 06:25:22 Reply

I'm sorry but I can't believe that you could go more than 45 minutes erect without passing out at that length.

Seriously.

Make me a sandwich, damnit.

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