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Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 18:46:20

Here's what probably happened...

15: Your clients are waiting, make me proud

7: But why? I want my mommy...

15: Go or I'll hog the TV time so no more SpongeBob

*later*

7: Um...hello?

Due to you know what, the OP won't detail what happened afterward...

Neighbors: We won't talk or gang will give us the hose

Police: You guys suck!


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 18:53:23

At 4/3/10 06:48 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Why.

Her step-sister's a douche, that's why.


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 18:57:26

god, this is worse than finding a dead baby in ten dumpsters! what sick bastard would buy this little girl's "services"?

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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 18:59:56

Some people really just need to be shot on the spot. Preferably a whole clip each.

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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 19:01:59

Am i the only one who expected a picture of your sister?


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 19:03:36

At 4/3/10 07:01 PM, februaryblues wrote:
you really need to be shot on the spot. preferably a whole gallon of man juices

yes... sir...

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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 19:45:39

At 4/3/10 07:01 PM, Master117chief wrote: Am i the only one who expected a picture of your sister?

No


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 19:46:56

I would kill them all. No really, our fucking punishment isn't harsh enough in the USA.


Please disregard all of my pre-2013 posts. I was young and borderline retarded.

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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 20:07:19

At 4/3/10 06:59 PM, Persnickety wrote: Some people really just need to be shot on the spot. Preferably a whole clip each.

Free shots for everyone !!!!
2 for the price of 1 even though 1 shot is free withs means that 2 shots is double free !!!

warning may cause : death,live or reanimation


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 20:10:06

She deserves the "Best Sister of the Year Award"!


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 20:13:50

"[A] high-rise complex so dangerous that police are hired as security guards at night." - (Source)

This is a goddamn bizarre, not to mention horrible, story. Not only did a teenage girl do this, but other teenagers had sex with the girl. It's like it came out of the mind of Larry Clark or Harmony Korine.

At 4/3/10 06:55 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Also, how do you sell a child?

You mean morally? Well, certain people just don't have morals and care more about sex and money. Sad, but true.

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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 21:10:51

At 4/3/10 07:01 PM, Master117chief wrote: Am i the only one who expected a picture of your sister?

I don't have a sister.


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 21:25:12

da fuck? Gang banging a 7 year old. Those punks need beaten in an alley with no mercy!


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 21:28:33

Well, it is New Jersey....The 15 year old probably needed the crack or something.

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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 21:30:55

Wait I thought only white people could be pedophiles?


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 21:32:43

At 4/3/10 09:28 PM, FoodnSex wrote: Well, it is New Jersey....The 15 year old probably needed the crack or something.

There's more to life in NJ than "crack or something".... oh wait there isn't

:(

She needs to get back handed, teach her that only males pimp others.


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 21:35:29

Dirty Jersey Nugga, we're responsible for 90% of all that goes wrong in the world.

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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-04 05:34:07

Kind of sounds like what would happen if /b/ started a party


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-04 05:38:11

This news story makes me rage hard.


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-04 06:39:26

I suddenly feel like going out on the street and randomly punching someone now.

/ragequit


Make me a sandwich, damnit.

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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-04 06:40:40

This isn't funny man. I feel like a line has been crossed here, and I've been on newgrounds for years.


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-04 08:40:19

I know this thread was made first but this threadis better titled and seems to have better discussion of the topic.