Ask a philospher anything.

[bnwproductions]

Hello. I am Joel Keenswear. I come to you as a philosopher, amazing how iamgrimreaper's imagination can turn me real and actually have me go on newgrounds and appear to be an '07er.... Or human for that matter. I come to you in the presence of a philosopher. Ask, and you shall be answered.

[DM692]

Why are the Kitty Krew shite?

[Archawn]

Unless you are a raptor, I will not trust your philosophy.

[Lorkas]

What is matter?

[bnwproductions]

At 4/2/10 09:23 PM, DM692 wrote: Why are the Kitty Krew shite?

Please ignore anything about me except that I am a philosopher. Now ask, and you shall be answered.

At 4/2/10 09:24 PM, Archon68 wrote: Unless you are a raptor, I will not trust your philosophy.

The eyes are only capable of what society blinds us to have the ability to see. Look a little closer.

At 4/2/10 09:24 PM, Lorkas wrote: What is matter?

Matter is something we are told to believe is what everything is made of, when in reality, there is no such thing.

[Irrelephant]

How ya doin'?

[Lucian-MK-IV]

If i stick a metal tube in my ass and drink jet fuel, will i achieve Mach-3?

[Lintire]

Why does black match with every other colour?

(including orange)

[Lorkas]

What is space?

[TheSporkLord]

What ethnicity are you?

[RaptorJesus]

What's your take on biocentrism mr. philosopher?

[BrainlessDan]

What is how is the thing that is how to do what is to do?

Now answer that!

[bnwproductions]

At 4/2/10 09:28 PM, Headshot777 wrote: How ya doin'?

Fine.

At 4/2/10 09:28 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: If i stick a metal tube in my ass and drink jet fuel, will i achieve Mach-3?

Only if you truly believe. We can only achieve the impossible once we accept the impossible, is indeed, possible.

At 4/2/10 09:29 PM, Lintire wrote: Why does black match with every other colour?

(including orange)

Because black is the presence of every single color.

At 4/2/10 09:30 PM, Lorkas wrote: What is space?

Something man will never fully discover.

At 4/2/10 09:30 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: What ethnicity are you?

I am no ethnicity, for I am not human. I am iamgrimreaper's imagination brought to life.

[Yukin]

WHY ARE WE HERE?!?!?

[DM692]

At 4/2/10 09:27 PM, bnwproductions wrote:

At 4/2/10 09:23 PM, DM692 wrote: Why are the Kitty Krew shite?

Please ignore anything about me except that I am a philosopher. Now ask, and you shall be answered.

Why is it that some people's opinions are that the Kitty Krew are shite?

[TheSporkLord]

What is ethnicity?

[bnwproductions]

At 4/2/10 09:31 PM, mrgreg846 wrote: What's your take on biocentrism mr. philosopher?

I'm sorry, I do not believe in politics. But if you'd really like to know, I think it's just another way for animal lovers to get into our heads.

At 4/2/10 09:33 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: What is how is the thing that is how to do what is to do?

Now answer that!

That is not a question. That is a formation of words seperated by spaces. A combination of words in certain patterns are considered questions.

At 4/2/10 09:34 PM, RealizeHappiness wrote: have you realized happiness? Truly, happiness is a force that can help us lead constructive, fullfilling lives. Just realize its already there and accept it.

I am not capabled of hapiness, for I am only imagined. I can only be brought out of this world through iamgrimreaper's imagination.

[Homie-Z]

Why are you still a virgin?

[BrainlessDan]

At 4/2/10 09:37 PM, bnwproductions wrote:

At 4/2/10 09:33 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: What is how is the thing that is how to do what is to do?

Now answer that!

That is not a question. That is a formation of words seperated by spaces. A combination of words in certain patterns are considered questions.

That is not true, now answer my question damn you!

[Lucian-MK-IV]

At 4/2/10 09:34 PM, bnwproductions wrote:

At 4/2/10 09:28 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: If i stick a metal tube in my ass and drink jet fuel, will i achieve Mach-3?

Only if you truly believe. We can only achieve the impossible once we accept the impossible, is indeed, possible.

If you say so. I'm gonna get me a metal tube, a shitload of anal lube and some jet fuel right now.

[RaptorJesus]

At 4/2/10 09:37 PM, bnwproductions wrote:

At 4/2/10 09:31 PM, mrgreg846 wrote: What's your take on biocentrism mr. philosopher?

I'm sorry, I do not believe in politics. But if you'd really like to know, I think it's just another way for animal lovers to get into our heads.

But Biocentrism has nothing to do with politics or animal lovers.... You didn't answer my question at all!

[kraze0R]

Please tell me who is the true God?

And what is my name.

Why did newgrounds choose kevin bacon as yesterday´s april´s fool´s.

[iamgrimreaper]

Just answering for my own imagination. :D

At 4/2/10 09:34 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Divide by zero without crashing the internet.

Then, describe to me in detail what a black hole is, how it works, etc.

A black hole? You wanna know what a black hole looks like? Look around.

At 4/2/10 09:35 PM, Yukin wrote: WHY ARE WE HERE?!?!?

We are put on this earth simply to do what we are meant to do before we are taken from the earth.

At 4/2/10 09:37 PM, DM692 wrote: Why is it that some people's opinions are that the Kitty Krew are shite?

Opinions are facts twisted to fit the dirty image of the user's perspective.

At 4/2/10 09:37 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: What is ethnicity?

Ethnicity is just another excuse made by man to make others feel bad so they can feel better.

At 4/2/10 09:40 PM, Niloc14 wrote: 1) So what are you? A troll?

I am iamgrimreaper's imagination brought to life.

2) That statement implies you're being accompanied by a philosopher and are not one yourself.
Philosophers are what were around in ancient Greek times who were well-aged. You're probably some 14-16 year old guy who's having these "epiphanies" left and right.

That was not a question.

BUT. Assuming that you really are a non-human wiseman... Why do women like to go to the bathroom together?

They go to the bathroom together cause they know the feeling. They know the other would want to have company.

At 4/2/10 09:41 PM, Homie-Z wrote: Why are you still a virgin?

I am not capable of virginity.

At 4/2/10 09:41 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: That is not true, now answer my question damn you!

Your mom.

At 4/2/10 09:44 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: If you say so. I'm gonna get me a metal tube, a shitload of anal lube and some jet fuel right now.

Humans are only capable of truly accepting things that others tell them. There is a lost sense of trust towards themselves. Me? I didn't say it could happen. I simply suggested that it is a possibility that it is possible. In lame man's terms, don't do it.

[BrainlessDan]

At 4/2/10 09:44 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: If you say so. I'm gonna get me a metal tube, a shitload of anal lube and some jet fuel right now.

How are you going to ignite the jet fuel?

[Lucian-MK-IV]

At 4/2/10 09:49 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 4/2/10 09:44 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: If you say so. I'm gonna get me a metal tube, a shitload of anal lube and some jet fuel right now.

Humans are only capable of truly accepting things that others tell them. There is a lost sense of trust towards themselves. Me? I didn't say it could happen. I simply suggested that it is a possibility that it is possible. In lame man's terms, don't do it.

Too late, i have already done it. I actually achieved Mach-4!! Amazing!! My ass is destroyed but i'm happy nonetheless.

[iamgrimreaper]

Doing more answering for my own imagination.

At 4/2/10 09:46 PM, mrgreg846 wrote:

At 4/2/10 09:37 PM, bnwproductions wrote:

At 4/2/10 09:31 PM, mrgreg846 wrote: What's your take on biocentrism mr. philosopher?

I'm sorry, I do not believe in politics. But if you'd really like to know, I think it's just another way for animal lovers to get into our heads.

But Biocentrism has nothing to do with politics or animal lovers.... You didn't answer my question at all!

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you meant the other biocentrism. I'd say that it can't be proven false. But by not being able to be proven wrong, it can't be proven correct.

At 4/2/10 09:47 PM, kraze0R wrote: Please tell me who is the true God?

How are you so sure all gods aren't the same. Religion aside, all God truly asked was for you to accept him into your heart.

And what is my name.

I don't know, shouldn't you know that?

Why did newgrounds choose kevin bacon as yesterday´s april´s fool´s.

Because tom couldn't think of a better one.

[Lucian-MK-IV]

At 4/2/10 09:52 PM, BrainlessDan wrote:

At 4/2/10 09:44 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: If you say so. I'm gonna get me a metal tube, a shitload of anal lube and some jet fuel right now.

How are you going to ignite the jet fuel?

Since i already done it i'm going to tell you how i've done it. I was masturbating furiously until the friction created sparks which ignited the jet fuel.

[Deadclever23]

Do you believe Søren Kierkegaard would have supported the 21st century existentialism? If so, why?

[bman200]

Do you use Google for your answers?