today was just like any other day. i wake up, go through my morning routine of brushing my teeth, doing a hundred pushups, taking a shower and then finish the day by lighting a bowl. my day complete, i decide to log onto the newgrounds bulletin bbs to call people faggots. lucky, my two week ban for calling people faggots had just expired!
then i look and see the mystical (36) next to my inbox. i get excited. its cause i just got one new message. you see the other 35 are ones that i'm ignoring, cause after i get banned for calling people faggots i usually sent a message to whatever moderator banned me (or everyone online if i dont know the suspect) with a shit-eating grin on my face. i call them faggots and them something clever from i dig up from their profiles, like the ugliness of that particular sweater or bemusement at ones fastination with cats. then i dont look when they send it back. that way i win.
anyway, i digress. so i look and see, and its from diane70b. i doubt many of you know her, shes just moved here. now see, i had not known her at this point, but she caught my heart instantly.
Helo!
I was checkin' around for ppl like moi, and I discovered ur place. U seem to be a quite cool hombre, although I'm quite new at this sorta thing, & don't really know where to go on this site. Don't they have a chat here?? I hate sending msgs to people, and maybe never getting a responce! Anyways, if you feel like chattin' with me, you could find me over @ lovejumper.com?id=3590&profile=dm828837 , my name there is dm828837.
So, ya, hope to see you. always lookin' to find more ppl.
Michelle Bailey
she had apparantly caught me scooping around one of the hotspots for cool guys around here, and ran to me instantly. i usually work out my arms and body areas, so i was really pumped and atraccting all these hot ladies. she called me a hombre, something cool people nowadays like to say to reference each other with.
so michelle bailey and i met, and it was great. i didnt really understand why she calls herself diane70b if her name is michelle, but i was ok with it. i could focus on the importance.
she loves going out and having fun. if she has friends around when having fun, she thinks it is a much bigger part about her being fun. she also appreciates emails. i know this because we've been together so shortly, but i listen. and i love her and i hear what shes saying. i hope so many of you can be as lucky as me.
you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do
I remember someone making a thread like this when these spam PMs first cropped up.
I got a similar one, today.
I messaged back that I was going to block them, and then...
Wait for it!
Blocked them!
Just on the off-chance someone goes through and checks the replies.
She is obviously fake, Ive got similar messages before.
My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.
Same here man.
I jacked off five times, but came SEVEN times.
I'll explain how:
Your body tries its best to keep you alive, even when it knows you'll be dead in the next few seconds. But during that time, instead of launching large amounts of endorphin to make your final moments pleasurable, your body still tries to "extend" your life time. so you recieve a little different surprise from your organism. It induces intense pain to your system. The pain is so intense that all your senses become 10 times faster, your heart beats faster and the last three seconds of your life seem like three hours. Those three hours seem like something you've never felt before, but they still seem familiar in a way. It feels as if you can see yourself from third person, to the point that it seems as if someone else is feeling the pain, as if you're feeling pain from a different body. And when the time comes, you just disapear. Forever...
I'm pretty sure she's just calling you tool of the century behind your back.
But.. I thought she was going out with me.
dudes you dont even understand. its like a connection beyond physical boundaries dudes. its like cosmic love. so out of reach with humans, but if we love we get there to those boundaries. thats me and diana70b. its all there dudes
you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do
At 4/2/10 09:06 PM, Sanch wrote: a waste of time
Wow, I read the whole OP and want the minute or two back that it robbed from my life. Why would anyone write a long drawn out post about a spam message they got? That whole thing could have been condensed into less than a tweet.
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I don't think that's a good idea...
But, if you really love her, go on...
If you know people are going to make fun of you for putting this on newgrounds.. why?
Writing songs for cigarettes and credit would be cool.
At 4/2/10 09:40 PM, mrgreg846 wrote:At 4/2/10 09:06 PM, Sanch wrote: a waste of timeWow, I read the whole OP and want the minute or two back that it robbed from my life. Why would anyone write a long drawn out post about a spam message they got? That whole thing could have been condensed into less than a tweet.
dude dont condesend i put up this for you and for both me but you too and to benefit both of us. if youre going to use your time to belittle my time, isnt that hypocrtiical? why are you wasting your own time on trying out to make my time wasteful? thats not cool or attractive and you probably know that. you should act cooler around dudes like me, it'll help you in the long run dude trust me on that. i used to be like you but thats ok cause it's over now.
i can see from your profile that you think that jesus state thing you think is funny. well its not its been around on the internet longer than me. its that old and you look dumb and immature by it.
you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do
today was just like any other day too. i wake up, go through my morning routine of brushing my teeth, doing a hundred pushups, taking a shower and then finish the day by lighting a bowl. my day complete, i decide to log onto the newgrounds bulletin bbs to call people faggots. lucky, my two week ban for calling people faggots had just expired!
then i look and see the mystical (36) next to my inbox. i get excited. its cause i just got one new message. you see the other 35 are ones that i'm ignoring, cause after i get banned for calling people faggots i usually sent a message to whatever moderator banned me (or everyone online if i dont know the suspect) with a shit-eating grin on my face. i call them faggots and them something clever from i dig up from their profiles, like the ugliness of that particular sweater or bemusement at ones fastination with cats. then i dont look when they send it back. that way i win.
anyway, i digress. so i look and see, and its from Liliana02ph. i doubt many of you know her, shes just moved here. now see, i had not known her at this point, but she caught my heart instantly.
Howdie.
i was browsin 'round the site, and I unearthed your lil' site. You look like you're a fairly noticeable person, but Im kinda inexperienced at this sorta thing, and dont know what's with this site. Don't they have some sort of chat thing here?? Well, I hate sending msgs to ppl, & sometimes never getting a responce. Anyways, if you wanna talking with me, you can catch me over at hop-o-date.com?id=3590&profile=GTGirl113 1 , my name there is GTGirl1131.
So, ya, hope to see you. always looking to find more ppl.
Sylvia Harris
she had apparantly caught me scooping around one of the hotspots for cool guys around here, and ran to me instantly. i usually work out my arms and body areas, so i was really pumped and atraccting all these hot ladies. she called me a hombre, something cool people nowadays like to say to reference each other with.
so Sylvia Harris and i met, and it was great. i didnt really understand why she calls herself liliana02ph if her name is Sylvia, but i was ok with it. i could focus on the importance.
she loves going out and having fun. if she has friends around when having fun, she thinks it is a much bigger part about her being fun. she also appreciates emails. i know this because we've been together so shortly, but i listen. and i love her and i hear what shes saying. i hope so many of you can be as lucky as me.
Same here
I got one by her too.
THAT CHEATING WHORE! I THOUGHT I WAS HER COOL HOMBRE!
i do not understand did you explode his testicals
Play Diplomacy with me sometime.
I love being STRONG.
At 4/2/10 10:14 PM, Sanch wrote: i can see from your profile that you think that jesus state thing you think is funny. well its not its been around on the internet longer than me. its that old and you look dumb and immature by it.
The Jesus statue in my profile came from the movie Dogma, not the Internet thank you. Are you feeling mature or you still typing more spam?
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At 4/2/10 10:25 PM, mrgreg846 wrote:At 4/2/10 10:14 PM, Sanch wrote: i can see from your profile that you think that jesus state thing you think is funny. well its not its been around on the internet longer than me. its that old and you look dumb and immature by it.The Jesus statue in my profile came from the movie Dogma, not the Internet thank you. Are you feeling mature or you still typing more spam?
upgrade your status dude because youre nothing but uncool. its really not appreciable how you're acting. so dont do it. girls dont like it trust me ive been there but i can get stronger. older and wise and faster. i have fast legs now. you will too :) watch out from now on dude. its ok but one can make it. put on our life's tunes, and GO! do it.
all for you dude #1 step. good luck in it.
you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do
Funniest post i've read in a long time.
Bro, how many topics are you going to post?
Bleh, what am I still doing here?
At 4/2/10 10:50 PM, Danny88 wrote: Bro, how many topics are you going to post?
Oh shit! I just read the whole copy/paste thingy and I got the same exact message just an hour ago wtf!
But since this is a small little raid/spam thing, it's just bullshit what kind of person tries to find love over the internet?
Bleh, what am I still doing here?
Fat chick.
But really, watch your ass. If you think you're sly for calling some faggots faggots, then whatever is in that will make fun of your ass with faggot.
What a shame, Mister Jensen.
I never asked for this, Mister Denton.
Hell, I got this message like two months ago.
None of your are appreciating the time and effort he put in to this story.
Some are actuallying taking it seriously and not for lols.
Smh... Anyways. good lol, would read agian. (:
Ever since I watched that, all my "recommended for you" videos have somehow turned into "how to smoke smarties".
Haha, OP, you were pretty funny.. but the replies are just priceless :')
This is better than getting spam from strippers on Myspace.
me and Kaylee82mh are getting married soon
plz don't quit lovin me baby!!!
no one can stop true love. dont listen 2 the haterz
xoxoxoxo
Howdie!
I was going round for ppl like moi, and i discovered your profile. You seem to be a considerably remarkable hombre, but I'm quite inexperienced at this site, & don't really know where to go here. Shouldn't they have a chatting program here?? i hate writing 2 ppl, & sometimes never getting an answer. Anyways, if you wanna chattin' with me, u can catch me over at myfriendpod.com?id=3590&profile=Angela30 16 , my name there is Angela3016.
So, ya, hope to meet up with you there. I'm always lookin' to find more people.
Daniella James
That's the message I got in my PM box. Coincidence? I think not.
But... But...
She said she loved me! I was even dating her sister:
http://kellie35mo.newgrounds.com/
What up!
i was checkin' around for ppl like me, and i discovered your lil' site. You give me the impression that you're a quite fascinating hombre, but I'm somewhat inexperienced at how things work here, & don't really know what to do on here. Shouldn't they have a chatting program here?? i hate writing 2 ppl, and potentially never getting anything back. Well, if you are interested in chattin' with me, you could check me over -snip- , my name over there is sugarseahorse.
So, ya, hope to see you there. always looking to meet more ppl.
Macy Rivera
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