The Greatest Invention

[studmuffin7]

Do you like huntin' possum? Good Lord knows I do. Hi, I'm Jebidiah Greenfield, and I'm here to tell you about the greatest invention since the 30.06.

"Is it even better than this?" *shoots possum*

Oh Hell yeah, check this out. This is my gas guzzlin' American made possum getter. And this is the possum whistle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSBsGD9GB 5Q

[PrawDuhJee]

Now I gots suttin' to give ta m'cuzzin clem.

[fuzzum111]

I want that 4 minuets of my life back you jackoff -.-;;

[studmuffin7]

At 4/2/10 02:57 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: I want that 4 minuets of my life back you jackoff -.-;;

Well alright, if you insist. But there is a waiting time of 10min in the refund line.

[Sanch]

the greatest invention: my cock

[MALICE24]

greatest invention in the world eh? do we even have to ask? fine, the greatest invention is obviously the power to make peoples head explode with animated pictures

[Gobblemeister]

Fleshlight

[Diivizzle]

At 4/3/10 01:07 AM, Sanch wrote: the greatest invention: my cock

Lies. Greatest invention: THE Cock

[MALICE24]

At 4/3/10 03:27 AM, Oxymaniac wrote:

At 4/3/10 01:07 AM, Sanch wrote: the greatest invention: my cock

Lies. Greatest invention: THE Cock

LIES: THIS, my undead minions is the greatest invention of all time. i present to you, MY COCK

[Coop]

At 4/3/10 01:07 AM, Sanch wrote: the greatest invention: my cock

Allow me to introduce a much better invention than even this:

Have you ever tried to make a sandwich and had to cut the bread from the loaf yourself? Ever had trouble getting a uniform thickness in the bread? Ever reached the really fiddly bit at the end of the loaf that gives you a slice about 1" thick?

Then this new fangled invention is for you. We at BreadCo are now baking loaves of bread and mechanically slicing them for you. We sell you the whole loaf in a bag of easy to manage slices and you can then go and make your sandwiches without the need for time consuming and even dangerous practices.

We call it "Sliced Bread".

[SirWolfy]

Me, of course.

[MrPercie]

the dildo?

[Dogbert581]

The greatest invention is obviously sliced bread