So I opened a pack of Gushers.

[Valjylmyr]

And found, to my dismay, NOTHING BUT MOTHERFUCKING RED GUSHERS.

I hate the red ones. Every single Gusher in the pack was red. Every. Single. God. Damn. Gusher. The night before I had opened a pack of Gushers from the same box and got Gushers of every color. But this pack, oh, no, this pack was full of red Gushers.

Why must this happen to me? What have I done to deserve this? Why must this curse be cast upon me, of all people?

Why?

[Slingshot]

Because Kevin Bacon has angered God.

[Demonio94]

What's wrong with the red ones?

heh heh irony

[NewgroundsNation]

Gushers taste awful to begin with.

[XenonMonkey]

That happens a ton, 30% of gushers packs are red. I did that math over the summer with my cousin when we got about 3 boxes of gushers.

[6r0undZ3r0]

Red gushers are the best, but I haven't had those in forever...

[AlphaCentauri]

At 4/1/10 10:55 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: Gushers taste awful to begin with.%u2248%u2248%u2248

You taste awful to begin with.

Also, I'll eat your red ones, they be alright in my book, dawg.

[10JD]

The reds are good, at least they weren't all yellow orange.

[Sh0T-D0wN]

THE LAST TIME I ATE A PACK OF GUSHERS MY HEAD TURNED INTO A FUCKING CACTUS

[funnyhomeboy]

At 4/1/10 11:21 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: THE LAST TIME I ATE A PACK OF GUSHERS MY HEAD TURNED INTO A FUCKING CACTUS%u2248%u2248%u2248

Those commercials messed with my head as a child.

"I don't want to have a fruit head, mommy!"

"Just eat the darn gushers!"

[Donut]

I prefer Funyuns.

[LoliTastic]

The red ones aren't THAT bad

[Eclipse]

/ fucking love red gushers.

[Mans0n]

The red gushers are classic! how could you not like them??
It's those other damn colors that ruined it

[BrainlessDan]

I love the red ones.

Just eat them and deal with it, or get another pack.

[Moiunda]

At 4/1/10 11:32 PM, NinjaDonut wrote: I prefer Funyuns.

Well WHO do you think you are?!

I want doughnuts.

[Zombified]

You can give them to me, because I don't descriminate against food.

[Lazewski]

APRIL FOOLS

[Lintire]

Companies these days LOVE pissing off their customers =3

What the hell are Gushers?

[Kasrikin]

At 4/2/10 01:23 AM, Lintire wrote: Companies these days LOVE pissing off their customers =3

What the hell are Gushers?

Little candies that explode in a liquid squirt as you bite down on them in your mouth.

[Tateos]

I remember gushers.
Those were good.

[Lintire]

Oh, okay. Just that the name reminded me of something else...

[Tateos]

I'm going to reminisce a bit more.
In fifth grade there was an overweight girl who I gave my penuts to for a gusher. She didn't give me the gusher.

[MyGuitarSticks]

Dude, I'll TOTALLY trade you for a bag of Cheetos!

[BrainlessDan]

At 4/2/10 01:45 AM, Tateos wrote: I'm going to reminisce a bit more.
In fifth grade there was an overweight girl who I gave my penuts to for a gusher. She didn't give me the gusher.

She was fat, what could you of possibly expected.

[DM692]

At 4/2/10 01:20 AM, Lazewski wrote: APRIL FOOLS

I think that this is the funniest 2 word post I've ever read.

[Dylawrence]

Try eating them after you brush your teeth... remember to use aquafresh toothpaste

It tastes exactly like vomit

[NickScott]

and here I was thinking you were talking about my girlfriend

gusher

[TheArtist04]

This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen all day thank you. :)

[TheArtist04]

At 4/1/10 11:54 PM, Eclipse wrote: / fucking love red gushers.

hm. like I freakin' hate Sibby? (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.h tml) Find Sibby it's funny.