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LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:08:32 Reply

BRACE FOR IMPACT!

http://press.web.cern.ch/press/lhc-first -physics/webcast/

So the beams are about to collide in around an hour. I'm excited to see what would happen! I'm here waiting to supposedly get sucked up by a black hole which would be awesome. I wouldn't have to deal with all the shit in the world anymore.


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:10:06 Reply

I'm actually a little scared

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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:11:22 Reply

Your both fucking stupid.

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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:11:59 Reply

i wonder what they are going to find in the micro seconds of time vs atoms tonight..


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:16:16 Reply

At 3/30/10 02:11 AM, Penboy wrote: Your both fucking stupid.

Hahahahaha


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:18:16 Reply

At 3/30/10 02:11 AM, Penboy wrote: Your both fucking stupid.

Whatever man, the potential of these experiments can be a little frightening

Whether we all die directly as a result of the LHC isn't the problem

Not as much as what we do with what we learn

Man has always corrupted science to ease murder to an exponential number of people. Soon the entire world will be in danger of worse than nukes.

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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:18:19 Reply

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!

Somebody hold me, I'm scared!


My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:21:38 Reply

At 3/30/10 02:18 AM, Gobblemeister wrote:
Man has always corrupted science to ease murder to an exponential number of people. Soon the entire world will be in danger of worse than nukes.

We need to stop science before people make a Higgs Boson bomb. I don't actually know what I'm talking about but I've chosen to be afraid anyway.


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:25:32 Reply

At 3/30/10 02:11 AM, Penboy wrote: Your both fucking stupid.

In-case you couldn't tell. I have high doubts about the world ending today.


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:26:31 Reply

At 3/30/10 02:08 AM, levusbevus wrote: I'm here waiting to supposedly get sucked up by a black hole which would be awesome. I wouldn't have to deal with all the shit in the world anymore.

Sup emo

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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:27:04 Reply

At 3/30/10 02:21 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:
At 3/30/10 02:18 AM, Gobblemeister wrote:
Man has always corrupted science to ease murder to an exponential number of people. Soon the entire world will be in danger of worse than nukes.
We need to stop science before people make a Higgs Boson bomb. I don't actually know what I'm talking about but I've chosen to be afraid anyway.

For sure

Hell, fuck the cure for AIDS or cancer

I've died of AIDS trillions of times and I don't care anymore

Science should stop completely so that noone ever has to die because of it ever again

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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:30:51 Reply

At 3/30/10 02:16 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:
At 3/30/10 02:11 AM, Penboy wrote: Your both fucking stupid.
Hahahahaha

LOLITROLLU HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

but full srs, I'm interested in seeing the results of what to there is of neither becoming for generous limitations of.

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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:32:09 Reply

At 3/30/10 02:18 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: Man has always corrupted science to ease murder to an exponential number of people. Soon the entire world will be in danger of worse than nukes.

Are you implying that if they discover that it is possible to create some sort of world destroying anomaly a mad man terrorist billionaire will build his own 17 mile long super conductor 500 feet underground and misuse it to destroy all of humanity? Isn't that what we have James Bond to protect us against.


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:33:12 Reply

Alright, the introduction stream has started. http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/

It'll be going for about 30 minute apparently.


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:33:52 Reply

I know in all seriousness that the likelihood of us all dying becuase of such a thing is EXTREMELY slim. It is a little scary when they are experimenting with black holes basically, which is something we don't fully understand yet, and becuase they don't fully understand what they are fucking with their is a chance something could go horribly wrong.


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:37:12 Reply

If the worst was to happen, and a black hole was formed... Would the world be instantly swallowed into the abyss or would it slowly consume the Earth?

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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:40:45 Reply

At 3/30/10 02:37 AM, HTID wrote: Would the world be instantly swallowed into the abyss or would it slowly consume the Earth?

I'm no scientist, but I think we would all die almost instantly. Which is a good thing because we wouldn't even know about it.


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:42:29 Reply

I'm going to piss my fucking panties.


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:44:25 Reply

At 3/30/10 02:40 AM, levusbevus wrote:
I'm no scientist, but I think we would all die almost instantly. Which is a good thing because we wouldn't even know about it.

I disagree. If it took it's time, that would allow me to go on my "end-of-days" alcohol/drug/sex-fuelled orgy

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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:47:20 Reply

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_rad iation

TL;DR- Any black holes made will vaporize in an instant, and be too small to even have an effect.


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:50:41 Reply

At 3/30/10 02:47 AM, Qwazal wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_rad iation

TL;DR- Any black holes made will vaporize in an instant, and be too small to even have an effect.

A black hole is a black hole. You can't STOP a black hole. We can't shoot it and make it go bye bye. I'M GOING TO CRAP MY PANTS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? CRAP. MY. PANTS.


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:53:32 Reply

Why is it that people always listen to the paranoid sensationalists and not the scientists who actually know what they're talking about?

"According to the well-established properties of gravity, described by Einstein's relativity, it is impossible for microscopic black holes to be produced at the LHC. There are, however, some speculative theories that predict the production of such particles at the LHC. All these theories predict that these particles would disintegrate immediately. Black holes, therefore, would have no time to start accreting matter and to cause macroscopic effects."
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Have you paused to consider that if there was any risk of the LHC destroying the world, it wouldn't have been built? Are you really so arrogant as to think that you're smarter than all the scientists and engineers who designed and built the thing?

@Gobblemeister:
While your point is valid, it doesn't mean that we should stop trying to advance. Go ahead and be a pessimist, though, if it makes you happy muttering to yourself in a corner while the rest of the world is moving ahead.

I don't care if I'm being trolled. I've been frustrated about this for a while now.

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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 02:56:51 Reply

At 3/30/10 02:50 AM, Shauna wrote:
At 3/30/10 02:47 AM, Qwazal wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_rad iation

TL;DR- Any black holes made will vaporize in an instant, and be too small to even have an effect.
A black hole is a black hole. You can't STOP a black hole. We can't shoot it and make it go bye bye. I'M GOING TO CRAP MY PANTS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? CRAP. MY. PANTS.

Did you read it? The extremely unlikely black hole will be so small it won't have any effect. Imagine a bag of flour is sitting on a table next to you; that is the same effect gravity-wise the hole will have.

I blame the media for this sensationalist bullshit.


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 03:01:40 Reply

Okay shh! It's starting!


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 03:01:57 Reply

At 3/30/10 02:56 AM, Qwazal wrote:
I blame the media for this sensationalist bullshit.

SHIT. MY. MOTHER. FUCKIN. PANTS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JSDFJANF

Mostly throw up.


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 03:06:35 Reply

I found a good cam for it here.


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 03:07:36 Reply

At 3/30/10 03:06 AM, theshadowwolf wrote: I found a good cam for it here.

Not laughing :'(


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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 03:13:59 Reply

http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroye dtheworldyet.com/

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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 04:10:51 Reply

At 3/30/10 02:18 AM, Gobblemeister wrote:
At 3/30/10 02:11 AM, Penboy wrote: Your both fucking stupid.
Whatever man, the potential of these experiments can be a little frightening

Whether we all die directly as a result of the LHC isn't the problem

Not as much as what we do with what we learn

Man has always corrupted science to ease murder to an exponential number of people. Soon the entire world will be in danger of worse than nukes.

Alternatively, this may just uncover the secret to "free energy", and remove any point from any current wars over oil, etc. perhaps this will save mankind
</wishful thinking>

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Response to LHC Beams to collide today 2010-03-30 04:23:06 Reply

haeiy guise, i just saw a black thing crosing my room from below, only to come back and make it's way down towards the centre of the earth... then i saw a bunch of sheep running around shaving each other, some pigs were flying and Bush was chewing Usama bin Ladens beard... IS THIS WHAT THE MAYANS PREDICTED, AND IT'S REALLY 2012 NOW?

yeeeeh, LHC is gonna kill us all etc. blablabla. fuckoff.


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