Eating Butter.

[SloppyMoe606]

Let's say for fun, someone decided to eat two sticks of full-fat butter a day. How long could a person last doing this? Note this is hypothetical.

[Crazy-Pigeon]

Depends on when he chokes on that stick.

[SirWolfy]

You're a dumbass.

[SloppyMoe606]

Come on, someone has to have experience here. It's for scientific research.

[Mechabloby]

At 3/29/10 12:29 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Come on, someone has to have experience here.

HEY THIS GUY IS RIGHT - EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET MUST BE FAT.

[SirWolfy]

At 3/29/10 12:29 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Come on, someone has to have experience here. It's for scientific research.

Why don't you do it? -hands you some butter- it's been on my penis but meh.

[SloppyMoe606]

At 3/29/10 12:30 PM, Mechabloby wrote:

At 3/29/10 12:29 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Come on, someone has to have experience here.

HEY THIS GUY IS RIGHT - EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET MUST BE FAT.

Well, you are, right?

[Mechabloby]

At 3/29/10 12:49 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Well, you are, right?

Oh jeez, I can hint sincerity in your post there. No, the internet is filled with many people, but not everyone that uses it is fat. There's actually a thread on the first page of the BBS that is questioning that stereotype and it seems that the majority of posters in there aren't what we'd call "fat".

Personally, I'm also not fat but quite the contrary: I'm thin and even gaining a bit of muscle.

[SloppyMoe606]

At 3/29/10 12:52 PM, Mechabloby wrote: Personally, I'm also not fat but quite the contrary: I'm thin and even gaining a bit of muscle.

No one's answered my question yet though....

[Roytheshort3]

By doing this you would have to find the average persons weight.

Which as I have found is 26.7704176 stone.

So by having two sticks of butter a day

The average stick of butter is 0.0178571429 stone

2 = 0.0357142857 stone

So in the course of 112 days, you would become morbidly obese and therefore die.

PROBLEM SOLVED!!!

[AhaTrusty]

At 3/29/10 01:01 PM, Roytheshort3 wrote: By doing this you would have to find the average persons weight.

Which as I have found is 26.7704176 stone.

So by having two sticks of butter a day

The average stick of butter is 0.0178571429 stone

2 = 0.0357142857 stone

So in the course of 112 days, you would become morbidly obese and therefore die.

PROBLEM SOLVED!!!

But theory assumes that actual mass of butter ingested equates to actual mass gain of the person after digestion, which it will not...

[Roytheshort3]

At 3/29/10 01:07 PM, AhaTrusty wrote: But theory assumes that actual mass of butter ingested equates to actual mass gain of the person after digestion, which it will not...

Damn, I forgot!

[SirWolfy]

At 3/29/10 12:52 PM, Mechabloby wrote:

At 3/29/10 12:49 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Well, you are, right?

lawtz of stewfs

18000 post!! Grats! :3

[10JD]

Ill do this, For the name of SCIENCE :)

the world must know this information

[142201]

I tried to eat of stick of butter, once. I threw up after about half of it.

You'd have to have a pretty strong stomach to be able to eat two in a day.

[SloppyMoe606]

At 3/29/10 01:27 PM, 142201 wrote: I tried to eat of stick of butter, once. I threw up after about half of it.

You'd have to have a pretty strong stomach to be able to eat two in a day.

Or you could have someone melt the butter into a gallon of liquid butter, tie you down with a funnel to your mouth, then pour the gallon of butter down your throat. Twice.

[Tott]

As long as he eats other things as well, he would be fine.

[Sensationalism]

I'm sure plenty of obese people already do this. Not necessary eat the sticks by themselves but I'm sure it happens somewhere.

[spacecoyote]

At 3/29/10 12:21 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Let's say for fun, someone decided to eat two sticks of full-fat butter a day. How long could a person last doing this? Note this is hypothetical.

25 years so far.

If you freeze them and then deep fry them it's really good.

"I've got a deepfryer in my bedroom."