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You guys do know there's a hierarchy in place and you're only gonna get beaten up if you're in for granny bashing, rape or paedophilia or something else just evil?
Well, that or if you do something stupid and piss off ol' black.

Now hang on just a cotton pickin' minute, sonny! I ain't never got no arrests in my life, an' I ain't never gonna git one either!

Shiiiiii I'm TPRI, the one man army, what are prisoners gonna do to me?

I don't know about the rest of you, you all might get the c*ckmeat sandwich.

At 3/28/10 04:21 PM, BrainlessDan wrote:

In all seriousness.

If i was in prison, i would never wipe my ass after i shit, or take a shower. Nobody would want to rape such a shit covered smelly ass.

i laughed so fucking hard...lolol

but seriously that might turn some people on :X

me?...a few weeks

I'm too young looking and better than average looking to last more than a couple of days at prison. And I'm also not big at all at 5´5"

I bitch out and get in protective custody. D:

I'd be able to handle myself.

At 3/28/10 07:07 PM, EpicFail wrote: I'd be able to handle myself.

NS BRO

I'd survive long enough to finish my sentence :)

At 3/28/10 07:09 PM, GenocidalTendencies wrote:

At 3/28/10 07:07 PM, EpicFail wrote: I'd be able to handle myself.

NS BRO

Fuck NS, I have enough willpower to survive in prison, I'd have NS bent over my first night there.

I'd probably manage.

I'm not the type of guy that'd go down for a serious enough crime to get sent to a max security facility.

I'd probably wind up in a whitecollar crime or county jail.

If I did wind up in a "Oh shit, gonna get shanked" prison, I would probably do alright.
I'm a fairly big guy, and I have paranoid, aggressive instincts.

I wouldn't try to step on out of a fight if someone was trying to provoke it, like in the legitimate world, because that would just make me a target.
Better to beat up a guy early and get bits of a rep so that people know not to try to fuck with you or rape you.

Of course, conventional forms of fighting don't mean shit there.
It's a one hit, one blow, one kill sort of system there.

They try to shank an important organ, and the medical treatment's shitty there.
Infection ahoy!

It's also bad because you have guys that have been in there for 10 or so years, and have been raping guys for most of the years during that time.

Shower time would be a fucking terror there.

I'd also need to shave my head and join whatever racist white power gang there is.
That's how it is in jail, really.
Blood and Crip wind up together, and all white boys join up with bikers, skinheads, or the Aryan Brotherhood.

This is doubly important since I'm white.
Violence against white people in prison is seriously disproportionate.

So yeah, I'd manage I'm sure, but not without scars or getting really fucked up mentally and spiritually.

You can leave Prison, but Prison never leaves you.

At 3/28/10 04:14 PM, Skwurll wrote: I'd last a couple weeks, I'm a pretty funny guy.

It's usually the funny ones that get ass fucked first

I DO NOT speak from experience

I wouldn't go to prison. I would rather die that drop the soap.

I'd last a very long time, I'd murder an inmate so I could get put in solitary confinement. Peaceful.

At 3/28/10 04:14 PM, Skwurll wrote: I'd last a couple weeks, I'm a pretty funny guy.

with that logic, i don't think that you would last an hour... they don't like wise guys in the big house =P
myself, i would probably last a good while, being that i'm not exactly scrawny or fat, and im a pacifist, so i most likely would not be shanked in a race riot

At 3/28/10 07:16 PM, NinjaDonut wrote: I wouldn't go to prison. I would rather die that drop the soap.

Soap on a rope.

Funny at all the people that say they'd kill themselves before they went to jail.

Let me say this: No you fucking wouldn't.

You'd pussy out before you could.

Lil Wayne himself said he'd rather be "pushing flowers, than in the pen sharing showers"

Where he at now?
Prison.

At 3/28/10 07:12 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: I'd probably manage.

Heheh! Well said, I'd be the same.

Only one person to ask for a question like that: sirtom93.

I would probably end up doin nothing but sitting there, doing nothing.......just passing the time...bored :P

My skinny ass wouldn't last weeks. I do hope my older brother is alright. He's serving a 30-day sentance for some fucked up reason.

I'd kick some ass, and, if asolutely necessary, kick someone in the balls. If I have to, I will sharpen my toothbrush into a shank and stab the fuck out of someone.

i'd just do some crazy shit to get moved to solitary confinement

I'm gay, I'd use my ass to get places. ;)

i would last 13 mintes and 37 seconds.

:: Because then i would be released, because i am fucking epic

I'd beat someone up my first day so I wouldn't become someone's bitch.

I have no idea, I would probably be killed in the first day, due to the fact that I am the kind of person who tries to be friendly with everyone upon my first seeing them, but I think there's a snowball's chance of Hell of me making a friendly posse in a prison. I might even commit suicide before I even get the chance to go to prison.

LOLO WHY WOULD I BE THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE HMM?

trolololo!!!