How long would you last in prison?

[Lorkas]

Considering most of us here on newgrounds are either scrawny fucks or fat fucks we wouldn't last a week in prison. The only logical thing to do would be to find a "husband" there or somehow join a gang. Or of course have a friend that works there and could actually get you transfered to Sector B6 where all the lawyers and politicians do time. At least there you wouldn't get raped.

So answer honestly, what would you do in prison?

And don't post "LOLOL WHY WOULD I BE tHERE IN DA FIRST PLACE HMM?"

[Letiger]

We could ask sirtom.

[PatchM13]

...I would last ten minutes before I killed my cellmate and got myself sent to a mental institution.

problem solved.

[BrainlessDan]

I would last about 1 second, i wold rather be dead than be in prison.

[Skwurll]

I'd last a couple weeks, I'm a pretty funny guy.

[Freaki-boy92]

a minute at most, they'd get concerned by my incessant bashing head against cell wall.

[Mans0n]

I'd probably last a few hours. Before I go insane and go on a killing spree.

but thats just me

[SirWolfy]

About 20 seconds.

[Lorkas]

At 3/28/10 04:14 PM, Skwurll wrote: I'd last a couple weeks, I'm a pretty funny guy.

Yeah, not really. I guess being an artist would give you more of a chance of survival. You could do tatoos you know.

[Timmy]

At 3/28/10 04:14 PM, Skwurll wrote: I'd last a couple weeks, I'm a pretty funny guy.

They'll just be chuckling to themselves as they rape you.

And I wouldn't last 30 seconds. I'm too pretty for prison.

[PatchM13]

At 3/28/10 04:19 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 3/28/10 04:14 PM, Skwurll wrote: I'd last a couple weeks, I'm a pretty funny guy.

Yeah, not really. I guess being an artist would give you more of a chance of survival. You could do tatoos you know.

Yeah, I could see that going over well...

"Where do you want the tattoo?"
"On my cock, and suck it while you're down there and call me daddy."

[BrainlessDan]

In all seriousness.

If i was in prison, i would never wipe my ass after i shit, or take a shower. Nobody would want to rape such a shit covered smelly ass.

[Skwurll]

At 3/28/10 04:20 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 3/28/10 04:14 PM, Skwurll wrote: I'd last a couple weeks, I'm a pretty funny guy.

They'll just be chuckling to themselves as they rape you.

I'd fight back.

And then end up spitting out teeth.

[Lorkas]

At 3/28/10 04:21 PM, PatchM13 wrote:

At 3/28/10 04:19 PM, Lorkas wrote: Yeah, not really. I guess being an artist would give you more of a chance of survival. You could do tatoos you know.

Yeah, I could see that going over well...

"Where do you want the tattoo?"
"On my cock, and suck it while you're down there and call me daddy."

Dude it doesn't work that way.

Clearly you wouldn't last a second there, just like the rest of us.

[Letiger]

Who want's a Cock Meat Sandwich?

[Admiral8Q]

Prison is a cake walk these days. They eat better food than I can afford, and have access to more forms of entertainment like the gym. Many people commit a stupid crime just to have a place to stay.

How long do I think I would last in prison? Most likely my entire sentence of whatever crime brought me in there in the first place.

[BluePikmin]

I would last as long as long as I have to.

I kick serious ass, shits so cash.

[Haloya]

A week at most, I don't think I can go that long without a shower anyway.

Don't drop the soap.

[6r0undZ3r0]

I think I would last like 2 seconds before I would go insane.

[Mechabloby]

Ever seen The Shawshank Redemption? I'd be Morgan Freeman - the man that can get you anything.

[blue-ice-cube]

Just hang out with sirtom93, if anyone gives you crap he can just burn them alive while there sleeping with petrol.

[Tateos]

2.5 Milliseconds.

[Sensationalism]

I'm a sensitive little wuss, I'd be eaten alive.

[Makakaov]

OP, Too much movies.

[Gagsy]

I'd eagerly become some dykes bitch.

[Letiger]

At 3/28/10 04:50 PM, Gagsy wrote: I'd eagerly become some dykes bitch.

I wish I could be there to see it.

[Fim]

I'd probably last as long as my sentence was, you're not allowed to leave

[Admiral8Q]

Heh heh!
It's prison

[lawlmaster]

At 3/28/10 04:30 PM, letiger wrote: Who want's a Cock Meat Sandwich?

DUDE it smells like shit!

[tox]

well first of all we would be going in there for something.. so lets say murder... i kill a guy or a chick, and then (so im not sexist.. ) and the cops catch me. i go away, and bingo presto i fit right on in...
so i think i would last...