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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Mar. 26th, 2010 @ 12:26 AM Reply

I hate it when people pretend to act all badass and go against Christianity only because the general population are Christians.


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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Mar. 26th, 2010 @ 12:35 AM Reply

I am a filthy agnostic

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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Mar. 26th, 2010 @ 12:42 AM Reply

At 3/26/10 12:33 AM, wtflolnoob wrote: Hey SessileNomad, the thread is not fucking closed you dickass punk

oh you son of a bitch you think you and your god are gona help you now eh

your dead fuckin wrong you peice of shit

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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Mar. 26th, 2010 @ 05:08 AM Reply

I think we can blame them on the wizard alien.


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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Mar. 26th, 2010 @ 06:04 AM Reply

At 3/26/10 12:35 AM, jarrydn wrote: I am a filthy agnostic

Filthy as it may be, I am inclined to agree with you. I believe in science and for me to believe in that, religion has just got in the way.

To quote Tim Minchin's great beat poem, Storm:

Science adjusts it's beliefs based on what's observed
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved.
If you show me
That, say, homeopathy works,
Then I will change my mind
I'll spin on a fucking dime
I'll be embarrassed as hell,
But I will run through the streets yelling
It's a miracle! Take physics and bin it!
Water has memory!
And while it's memory of a long lost drop of onion juice is Infinite
It somehow forgets all the poo it's had in it!

You show me that it works and how it works
And when I've recovered from the shock
I will take a compass and carve Fancy That on the side of my cock."


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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Mar. 26th, 2010 @ 11:08 AM Reply

At 3/25/10 07:16 PM, Rucklo wrote: Zorro?

i remember watching Mark of Zorro with my parents when i was a eight.

they were shot shortly afterwards.


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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Mar. 26th, 2010 @ 11:14 AM Reply

At 3/25/10 09:10 PM, MiroDK wrote: Thank god the ghostbusters arrived!

HWen theres something strang in the neighborhood, Who ya gonna call?

How many staffers are Christians?


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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Mar. 26th, 2010 @ 11:32 AM Reply

At 3/26/10 11:08 AM, homor wrote:
At 3/25/10 07:16 PM, Rucklo wrote: Zorro?
i remember watching Mark of Zorro with my parents when i was a eight.

they were shot shortly afterwards.

Batman?


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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Mar. 26th, 2010 @ 11:34 AM Reply

Tom Fulp is a scientologist.
I converted Wade to theistic Satanism just last week.


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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Mar. 26th, 2010 @ 07:22 PM Reply

At 3/25/10 05:11 PM, ngman7 wrote: admoins

wat. also go to church, dumbshit.

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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Mar. 26th, 2010 @ 09:16 PM Reply

At 3/25/10 07:16 PM, Rucklo wrote:
At 3/25/10 07:04 PM, RoboJesus wrote:
At 3/25/10 07:02 PM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: Zoro is the only true god
ZUUL.
Zorro?

lol, no.

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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Mar. 26th, 2010 @ 09:31 PM Reply

none, all mods and staff are muslims

that explains Luis...

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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Mar. 26th, 2010 @ 09:37 PM Reply

At 3/25/10 05:16 PM, ngman7 wrote:
At 3/25/10 05:15 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: ''Nobody has your back because you're an annoying mega-cunt.

Religion threads are generally not allowed around here and is frowned upon irl while in polite company.''

-eyelovepoozy.
NO one cares what HE says-he's not an admin.

I'm going to report him to the admins.

I thought CENSORSHIP isn't what this site's about.

Your going to report a mod.... to the admins............ You'll get banned plus anally raped by Poozy himself. Goodluck.


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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Mar. 26th, 2010 @ 10:10 PM Reply

At 3/26/10 12:26 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote: I hate it when people pretend to act all badass and go against Christianity only because the general population are Christians.

This. In fact, 2/3 of the people who say they're atheist are only atheist on the internet. And the other 1/3 don't spam the BBS with "Religion is bullshit because [insert stereotype that only applies to one religion]" or "God doesn't exist because [insert big random words that sound intelligent together but aren't]" threads. These atheists simply don't worship a god and nothing more. These are the intelligent atheists. They're not intelligent for not worshiping a god, they're intelligent for keeping their mouth shut about it.


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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Mar. 31st, 2010 @ 05:20 PM Reply

At 3/26/10 10:10 PM, Chdonga wrote:. These atheists simply don't worship a god and nothing more. These are the intelligent atheists. They're not intelligent for not worshiping a god, they're intelligent for keeping their mouth shut about it.

now... if only the religious could do the same.

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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Apr. 6th, 2010 @ 12:30 AM Reply

I believe and worshit (p) in the allmighty dollar, NWO, microchipping and big brother. These are my saviors, as when I die, I will operate the camerless room filled with instruments of torture. Made just for those aforementioned fucks.

Just like real life.

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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Apr. 6th, 2010 @ 12:37 AM Reply

At 3/25/10 08:32 PM, letiger wrote: There is only one true religion.

Satan is within us all.


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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Apr. 6th, 2010 @ 12:42 AM Reply

I'd like to join Robotism MindChamber. How do I go about said process? If this is some Tom Cruise invention to eat my soul through shitty movies I will be very upset...


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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Apr. 6th, 2010 @ 12:45 AM Reply

Can I finalize everyone's thought on religion?

How many staffers are Christians?


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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Apr. 6th, 2010 @ 12:49 AM Reply

I think April made Tom a christian.

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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Apr. 6th, 2010 @ 02:23 AM Reply

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Apr. 6th, 2010 @ 02:33 AM Reply

At 3/31/10 05:20 PM, MindChamber wrote: now... if only the religious could do the same.

Why is it that the religious need to be silent?

It is their belief that they must share God's will with others

So who are you to tell them to betray their beliefs because they annoy you or because 'you're sick of hearing it'

If the Atheist regime sees fit to run its mouth against religion then who are they to tell us to shut up?

I guess with a 'higher' intellect comes the belief that differing opinons should be supressed

I guess we haven't come very far after all

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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Apr. 6th, 2010 @ 02:43 AM Reply

At 4/6/10 02:33 AM, Gobblemeister wrote:
At 3/31/10 05:20 PM, MindChamber wrote: now... if only the religious could do the same.
Why is it that the religious need to be silent?

It is their belief that they must share God's will with others

So who are you to tell them to betray their beliefs because they annoy you or because 'you're sick of hearing it'

If the Atheist regime sees fit to run its mouth against religion then who are they to tell us to shut up?

I guess with a 'higher' intellect comes the belief that differing opinons should be supressed

I guess we haven't come very far after all

Oh...you've gone and pissed off every single atheists on the interwebs now.

Not that I really care. I'm just here for the pie. I'm a Christian, and while I was genuinely curious about this, pissed of ng'ers had to make this a flamewar.

I can see Tom being a Christian after marrying April.

I wonder how he would react if he saw his son see all his father had done on Newgrounds?


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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Apr. 6th, 2010 @ 02:46 AM Reply

At 4/6/10 02:33 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: Why is it that the religious need to be silent?

It is their belief that they must share God's will with others

So who are you to tell them to betray their beliefs because they annoy you or because 'you're sick of hearing it'

If the Atheist regime sees fit to run its mouth against religion then who are they to tell us to shut up?

I guess with a 'higher' intellect comes the belief that differing opinons should be supressed

I guess we haven't come very far after all

Just like you dont want to hear athiests run their mouths about religion, athiests don't want to hear religious run their mouths about religion.

Whats the solution? Both sides shut the fuck up.

especially religious people tho


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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Apr. 6th, 2010 @ 08:00 AM Reply

At 4/6/10 02:33 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: Why is it that the religious need to be silent?
So who are you to tell them to betray their beliefs because they annoy you or because 'you're sick of hearing it'
If the Atheist regime sees fit to run its mouth against religion then who are they to tell us to shut up?
Blah blah

Just shut up, you christian.

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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Apr. 6th, 2010 @ 08:28 AM Reply

after reading every single post in this topic i can come to a single solution:
newgrounds makes fun ov everything and everyone, so nagging people that you're being pissed off here is like putting a big crosshair on your forehead.
i'm not religious, and not an atheist either(americans don't understand this) but i can say that this in't the right place to fire your bitching, go to a site where people care.

and i still hate french people

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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Apr. 6th, 2010 @ 08:30 AM Reply

Why does the OP stay on Newgrounds despite everyone hating him and raging at him about trying to share his Christian views? my troll sense are tingling


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Response to How many staffers are Christians? Apr. 14th, 2010 @ 11:26 PM Reply

HAIL SATAN MY DARK LORD AND MASTER.

and now I will bless this Thread with a authentic satanic prayer

Father Satan, I call to you from the deepst parts of my heart, I praise your name with every breath of my body, I worship you with every fibre of my being. You shown me what true strength is. you have shown me what true love is. Out of the darkness you came to show, me the true light.
My master, my father and my friend what a great gift that is.
Hail to the King!