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The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:24:53

...ound roun!

I've got a four and ½ hours busdrive, but only about an hour worth of battery on this old and shitty laptop. Question is what I should do when I run out of battery? I have a cellphone (that have some music innit) and a sandwich to my disposal. It's 2.20 here now, so the trip's gonna take the remainder of the night... All lights are out, because people are lame and sleep and stuff. Pfffft, huh?

So, NG, what should I do?


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:28:16

Start a massive I Spy game with everyone on the bus.


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:28:42

Become the next Epic Beard Man.


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:28:54

For instance you look like food, I wanna put you on my plate (would you like that)
Suck you up with some biscuits and go on and eat you baby (would you like that)


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:29:39

Well you could masturbate. Or scream and say the terrorists are coming!

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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:30:22

Eat the sandwich. It shall nourish you.


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:32:26

Eat the cellphone, listen to your sandwich for the remainder of the trip.


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:33:24

Shove everything up YOUR ASS


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:33:24

You could start screaming to wake up everyone for teh lulz.


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:34:03

Have an epileptic seizure.


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:35:08

think to yourself, and Reflect on things.

I could do that for hours.

or you can do some math problems in your head, I always find that fun.

there are a lot of things to do.


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:35:17

see how much stuff you can swipe from other seats, them return the items in silly ways :P


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:37:01

Just listen to some of the music on your phone, and try to fall asleep for a while.


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:37:07

im currently listening to the radio, but it's breaking up. i shall try out a random idea above!


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:39:16

At 3/24/10 09:32 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: Eat the cellphone, listen to your sandwich for the remainder of the trip.

No.
Eat laptop, fuck phone, surf internet on sandwich.

In that order.


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:39:39

At 3/24/10 09:37 PM, Rucklo wrote: im currently listening to the radio, but it's breaking up. i shall try out a random idea above!

If you're actually going to try those out, forget about my previous idea. Pretend you just had a nightmare, and start screaming like you had one. Then let the lulz take control of you.

and then try another idea

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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:41:35

Sing. Start singing quietly, but not really singing, just saying the words out load to yourself in such a way that people just think you're talking to yourself. But than gradually get louder, and than start singing the melody. But than get louder, and as you do so just start screaming the lyrics like you've been possessed by the devil himself. Than start thrashing about wildly, lashing out at anyone who tries to calm you down.

No wait... that would be a terrible idea. But it's the best I could come up with. And it sounds like it would be fun, but I suspect that it's a better plan on paper than in practice.


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:46:06

Change your laptop battery option to a more power efficient option so you can have 2 hours instead.

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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:47:02

At 3/24/10 09:39 PM, Invisable-Ranger wrote: No.
Eat laptop, fuck phone, surf internet on sandwich.

No.
Eat the bus, fuck the sandwich, put the laptop on your head, dance on the phone.

At 3/24/10 09:41 PM, NeverHundred wrote: No wait... that would be a terrible idea.

Actually, it's a beautiful idea :D


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:47:21

Bring a gameboy or something.


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:48:01

At 3/24/10 09:41 PM, NeverHundred wrote: No wait... that would be a terrible idea. But it's the best I could come up with. And it sounds like it would be fun, but I suspect that it's a better plan on paper than in practice.

sounds like a good idea for a short flash, i get an image of somone like that ginger-kid "ginger have souls"-kiddo, who sits on the bus in a very retarded fashion. i gotta remember this idea and do someting wit hit one day...


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:50:12

You should have brought a 12 amp 12 volt battery, a small car inverter, and some jumpercables, then you would have been set for the whole bus ride. Would they allow all that stuff on the bus?


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:51:44

i only got 30 min left, so im gonna take a little internetbreak.

bbl lololol


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:56:36

You should just try to fall asleep.
Or unless you don't want to fit in.


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-24 21:58:26

sit at the front of the bus and watch the road.. upload pictures to us of your bus.. surf the net with your phone.. jack off


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-25 00:05:21

ohaewiyu, guise... i fell asleep, sry
gonna eat mah cellphone andd rape mah sandwich as soon as the batteries are out lewlok


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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-25 00:12:35

Suprise Buttsex on the driver.

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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-25 00:14:05

Masturbate.

publicly :D

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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-25 00:16:29

At 3/24/10 09:28 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: Become the next Epic Beard Man.

YES

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Response to The wheels on the bus go round r... 2010-03-25 00:41:20

Immediately grow a beard, put on a fanny pack, "I am a motherfucker" t-shirt, and a baseball cap. Ask A black man to shine your shoes then beat the living shit out of him.

Then call the Amber Lamps

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