Describing your penis.

[SloppyMoe606]

Ok, I'm going to give a list of A-Z for the first letter of your first names and last names. The first name is going to be colors, while the last name is going to be an adjective or something similar. I didn't use middle names because not everyone has one. Finally, post if you could get a girl with it or not.

First Names
A - Yellow
B - Green
C - Pink
D - Orange
E - Cyan
F - Tan
G - Pale
H - Black
I - Purple
J - Poka-dot
K - Red
L - Lightgreen
M - Brown
N - Striped
O - Transparent
P - Every color
Q - Sky-blue
R - Lime
S - Opague
T - White
U - Brown-red
V - Black and white
W - Violet
X - White and Green
Y - Red, White, Blue
Z - Yellow, Red, White

Last Names
A - Angry
B - Bloody
C - Creamy
D - Dirty
E - Erotic
F - Flavorfull
G - Grimy
H - Hairy
I - Indestructable
J - Jailbait
K - Kangaroo-shaped
L - Laughing
M - Monsterous
N - Numb
O - Ostrich-length
P - Poopy
Q - Quill-shaped
R - RUN, OH MY GOD IT'S HUGE!
S - Stupid
T - Tame
U - Ugly
V - Violent
W - Wimpy
X - Xylophone-length
Y - Yummy
Z - Zipper-operated.

Color: Cyan(E)
Description: Wimpy(W)
Could I get a girl: She would probably laugh and think I had a disease all at the same time...

[DrClay]

If your so interested about my penis, suck it.

[BullCut]

This thread is gay. If your so interested in penises, go to 4chan. You will fit right in with those fags.

[SloppyMoe606]

At 3/24/10 08:52 PM, DrClay wrote: If your so interested about my penis, suck it.

Why would I if it was let's say, poka-dotted and ugly?

[ian4678]

Wow there sure is a lot of homophobes on here. Mine is called purple erotic.
All the ladies love me.

[dx5231]

At 3/24/10 08:53 PM, BullCut wrote: This thread is gay. If your so interested in penises, go to 4chan. You will fit right in with those fags.

Worst advice ever.
Stay away from 4chan, kids.

seriously

[xSarCastiCx]

hehe pink 'n hairy

[DrClay]

At 3/24/10 09:00 PM, dx5231 wrote: Worst advice ever.
Stay away from 4chan, kids.

seriously

*snicker* as if Newgrounds is a better site for avoiding cock jokes?

[SloppyMoe606]

At 3/24/10 09:03 PM, xSarCastiCx wrote: hehe pink 'n hairy

But do you think it'll attract the ladies?

[Randomdude111]

Pink and bloody...like a vagina.

[Fire]

Green Dirty...Yeah...

[SloppyMoe606]

At 3/24/10 09:07 PM, Fire wrote: Green Dirty...Yeah...

Someone needs to take a shower.

[DEATHD0DGER]

White Stupid.

[Spoopy]

Tim = White
Senic = Stupid

White and stupid; so are you.

[NewgroundsNation]

Polka-dot and bloody...

Should I be concerned?

[SloppyMoe606]

At 3/24/10 09:28 PM, DEATHD0DGER wrote: White Stupid.

You might be able to get a chick. And NewgroundsNation, I would be concerned.

[NeverHundred]

My name is Eric Chandel... so my penis is Cyan and Creamy? Yeah... that was worth it.

[SloppyMoe606]

Oh yeah, and if Gagsy or someone like her comes just do the same thing. It works both ways.

[WingCommand]

Polka-dot RUN, OH MY GOD IT'S HUGE!

It's funny because girls have called it massive before.

[Stupor]

Red & Bloody

you should have seen the other guy

[OneWordName]

Brown Creamy.

...and think, I'll never get back the time it took to figure that out.

[Onepiece285]

Polkadot stupid?
What the fuck kinda crack are you on?

[ChaDMcBaDD]

my dick, pink, and big.

yo dick, stink, like shit

[Garage]

I actually laughed a lil'bit at this one.

If you thought of this, nice originality.

I got Red and Numb, so probably no: I wouldn't get it with that one, although it seems a bit more natural than the others...

But, you never know.

[Major-n0ob]

polka-dot xylophone length

I don't think I will get very far with a name like that.

[MyGuitarSticks]

Brown and Stupid.

[Garage]

At 3/24/10 11:06 PM, MyGuitarSticks wrote: Brown and Stupid.

Racist.

[CyanSandwich]

white and numb

[keatnisher]

Red and numb, those two don't normally go together

red=opposite of numb? or has it worked so hard that its numb? O.ooooo

[ilikeblamingcrap]

First Name: Lime(R)
Last Name: Laughing(l)
Description: At least it's big enough.