work secrets

[PHL-Himself]

Here's mine.

Long but worth the read.

My f***ing job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First there is the supermodel wanna be chick. I'll give her credit, she's pretty hot but she's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make up. she's extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/wants/desires of anyone but herself. She's as dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to breath. She must suck a mean d*ck, because the boss keeps her around.

the next chick is exactly the opposite. She's probably one of the smartest persons on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, yet she is here with us. She's like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, muchless shavers her 'womanly' parts. I think she's a lesbian, every time we drive by a home depot she moans like she's creaming her panties.

Finally and the jewel of the crowd is a f****ing stoner. i'm not talking like an occasional toker. This gay is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. I would doubtthat he has been sober in the last 10 years easily. And he's only 22! He dresses like a freakin beatnik throwback from the 1960's. to make it worse, he brings his big f***ing dog to work. every ****** day i have to look at this HUGE f****ing dog!! this thing usually walks around about 1/2 stond from the 2nd hand smoke. Hell sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry, require multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King

Anyways, I drive these f***tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit

[tuckerton296]

dnftt
noob

[BUTANE]

I actually smiled a bit when I read this. Thanks.

[Spawnah]

Seen this before. Still funny though.

[Raab]

Here's my work secret:

You can actually get paid... hourly wages... to poop while at work.

[Thunderghost]

I think you forgot to mention the homosex-, unless that's yo-

[UberCream]

Too long... DID READ!

[Sh0T-D0wN]

Here's mine.

Long but worth the read.

My f***ing job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First there is the supermodel wanna be chick. I'll give her credit, she's pretty hot but she's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make up. she's extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/wants/desires of anyone but herself. She's as dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to breath. She must suck a mean d*ck, because the boss keeps her around.

The next chick is exactly the opposite. She's probably one of the smartest persons on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, yet she is here with us. She's like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, muchless shavers her 'womanly' parts. I think she's a lesbian, every time we drive by a home depot she moans like she's creaming her panties.

Finally and the jewel of the crowd is a f****ing stoner. i'm not talking like an occasional toker. This gay is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. I would doubtthat he has been sober in the last 10 years easily. And he's only 22! He dresses like a freakin beatnik throwback from the 1960's. to make it worse, he brings his big f***ing shark to work. every ****** day i have to look at this HUGE f****ing shark!! this thing usually walks around about 1/2 stond from the 2nd hand smoke. Hell sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant kn'yucking. Both of them are constantly hungry, require multiple stops at Long John Silver's and Red Lobster.

Anyways, I drive these f***tards around in my submarine and we solve mysteries and shit

[ghdude85]

my job is the best =D
i work on thursdays and i work in a store named Expert were they sell TV's, computers, games, washing machines and stuff like that.

short about the people there:
Daily leader - a very bossy man who is the only one to takes everything serious
TV expert - a funny "old" man who is perhaps the most childish one xD
2 metal heads - these are my favorites. they are what making work fun.
a noob - a trainee who started few weeks ago.

and i guess it don't last 1 day withput any funny and perhaps epic moment.

my favorite moment so far must be when a really old guy, probably 60-70 year old came in and needed help with his cellphone. he hands us the the phone and we take a look at it. and when we try to ask him a question he falled asleep XD and we were just standing like WTF o.O

it was also really awesome when we got Heavy Rain and Final Fantasy XIII in stock. one of the metal heads was crazy the whole game only talking about them. he was like obsessed with both Heavy Rain and FF.

what i do there... most help people who need help with game related questions and take the noob with me to get rid of the garbage on the storage =P

[Goldfire64]

At 3/23/10 03:46 PM, PHL-Himself wrote:

This gay is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work.

simple typo, or Freudian slip?

[FuckChrist]

sup fred.

[DillePickle]

This is pretty funny I didn't get it until the end though.

[OneWhoListens]

I honestly wasn't expecting that. Good job.