[art Super Zeroes Art Contest

[BlackmarketKraig]

LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a new art contest!

POST ONLY FINISHED ARTWORK IN THIS THREAD, EVERYTHING ELSE WILL BE DELETED!!

Chit-chat, works-in-progress, comments and criticism must be posted in the TALK THREAD.

ART CONTEST: SUPER ZEROES

This is a contest about super heroes, super heroes who suck, super heroes who's powers are super-lame, but, damn it, they put on their tights and cape and get out there to fight crime anyway because that's what super heroes do. They are super zeroes.

WHAT TO DO:
Draw a lame super hero with a lame super power. Will it be Monologue-Man with the power to speak at length? What about Mr. Sparkles with the ability to sparkle? Vegetable-Girl? Who they are and what they can do is up to you, so be creative!

THE RULES:
1.All posted entries must be finished. No sketches or works-in-progress should be posted in this thread.
2.All art must be original and drawn by you specifically for this contest. No photoshops, collages, sprites or other artists line work are permitted.
3.Spend some time and effort on your piece, anything that looks like you spent only a few minutes on it will be deleted.
4.Use a decent program. Unless you're a master; MS Paint will not cut it.
5.Multiple entries are welcome, however each contestant may only win one prize.
6.ALL ART FORUM RULES APPLY! e.g. Adult content must be highly artistic or exceptionally funny.

DEADLINE:
Entries must be posted in this thread by 11:59 pm on April, 6th, 2010.

PRIZES:
1st Place: $50 in store credit OR cash
2nd Place: $40 in store credit OR cash
3rd Place: $30 in store credit OR cash
4th Place: $20 in store credit OR cash
5th Place: $10 in store credit OR cash

Winners are also invited to help judge the next contest!

[TurkeyOnAStick]

Faster than a speeding hamster
Furrier than something not as furry as a hamster
It's SUPER-HAMSTER-TAPED-TO-A-RADIO-CONTROL-C AR-MAN!!!

[ReNaeNae]

Special Agent Orange... able to peel oranges in a single continuous strand... then spit the seeds super far with pretty good accuracy, most of the time!

4,000, woO!

[Tayjon]

Heyo, I know i can't win with this but heres my super hero

TENT WIZARD. he uses his wand to make tents, already all set-up and pegged in the ground.

[lenkobiscuit]

Had a cancelled class today so i thought hey why not!

This is 'the sorta-chameleon'.

His DNA was mixed with a chameleon's one day, however said chameleon pretty retarded so he only got the long tongue

His super tongue has the ability to taste anything and identify it. Potentially helpful if you wanna know how a certain food tastes - however, he is a compulsive liar, making him utterly useless.

[deadspread83]

Don't do crime, unless you want a number seven orthopedic shoe upside yer shin...

[Jobertson]

Okay, Finished My first one..
Captain Codpiece,
He's a villain with a big gold Codpice, which he blinds people with.. possibly. :P

[neon-lobster]

here's my entry
his power is in the discription..

[saltoric]

Depresing Boy, he is an emo how listens to Slipknot and My Chemical Romance who's so depressed he causes bad guys to commit suicide.Remember to look at all the detail. Done by Saltoric.
Higher res(png):
Higher res pic on the NG dump

[LiLg]

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/lilg/
captain-coronary

Captain Coronary has the ability to have a massive heart attack at will. He uses this power to hopefully make the enemy feel sorry for him long enough for a real super hero to arrive. This ability NEVER works and usually results in the criminal going free and tax payer's money being wasted on reviving the Captain each time.

[Ksmittlez]

Banana man. He's DNA was fused with a banana in a horrible lab accident. Now he roams the earth searching for people in need of his banana-like-abilities.

[RatherRandom]

WEIRD SHIT MAN - the man who can make weird shit happen.

Useless, but has a fucked up leg to make up for it.

[JackSmack]

High Resolution Version

Toe Jam Jane is a Canadian Olympic Woman's Hockey Player who developed an extremely bad case of foot fungus that she uses to fight crime.

[Catoblepas]

LINK 2 N(B)IGGER!

It's the Dead Horse Man. Half man, half dead horse.

Because of this, YOU CAN'T BEAT HIM (LOI) but he's dead, so the best he can do to attack is to rot on you.

BTW I was ill when I made this.

[Wivernryder]

"The Beer Whisperer"
He has an astoundingly smooth tongue and uses it to convince drunken people that they have superpowers themselves such as flight and incredible strength.
He does it for his own amusement.
Hi-res .png

[MikeyS9607]

Make way for Cap'n Crappy!

[SplinterNrurse]

LITTLE GIRL MAN!!!!!
the man with the appearance of a little girl!!

he goes on special missions to flush out and capture pedophiles, however since he also has the same strength as a little girl, he usualy ends up being raped himself...

[KirtTheGreat]

Holy French Fries! It's That-Crazy-Dude-With The-Super-Gigantic-Mouth-Man! He has the oddly entertaining ability to eat anything in ONE bite! Look out McDonalds! That-Crazy-Dude-With The-Super-Gigantic-Mouth-Man is on his way and he wants you to Super Size him!

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/kirtt hegreat/super-gigantic-mouth-man

[exzeta]

Behold the shittiest drawing in humanity!
BEEMAN

I dont really expect this to win. It was made for fun, and cuz i was bored

[MaskedBuffon]

THE VILLAIN YOU CANT KILL
THE VILLAIN YOU CANT FIGHT
THE SUPER GRAVE

[Ashman]

The Kiwi

although he has great power, hes mostly avoided and ignored by modern society, i mean, just look at him

[sleeeeep]

By day he is a mild mannered accountant, but during the night he is the Amazing Testafoot Man. Born with giant testicles for feet he does his best to fight crime! With each step causing grueling stomach aches, he powers on threw the pain to serve justice! (im actually working on a flash starring this guy)

[Oobar]

Here is my contest entry.
My hero is both physically and emotionally unable to deliver justice.

[Emuzin]

OK...I decided to enter this. Straight from "The League of Completely Useless Heroes" comes: "The Fragrance Twins"...Cologne Boy and Perfume Girl. (c)2010emuzin They teeter on both good and evil, super hero and villian. On a day to day mission to make everyone smell nice, they confuse helping others with pushiness. Their weapons are blinding people (helpless civilians and criminals) with their sprays and spritzes, their strengths are really only their upper arms from all the pumping. LOL

[c0rupt3d]

toasters can be super heroes cant they?

[doctormario]

I'm not sure this totally fits the bill, but here is a super zero mech design. :)

[ZeroThief]

After falling into a vat of toxic chicken by-products at his job as janitor at Happy Chicken slaughterhouse, Norbert Adams became "The Cock". International Man-bird of mystery, able to wake up crime way too early, so it's still groggy and half asleep, possibly with bits of that goo still in it's eyes.

[DeadEndWorldStudios]

The Spork. The brand new Craze Sweeping the Nation! Get your copy Now. (spork not included, purchase at your own caution)

[deadspread83]

powers don't get much lamer than these....

[Nobbin-Robin]

I explained the premise for my idea back in the talk thread and I'm really lazy:

"So my idea for this zero hero was Mascot-man. Basically an ordinary janitor with a furry fetish was cleaning at a science lab and accidentally activated a sub-atomic fusion chamber and forever mending him to his sick fetish. But he finds that society does not look kindly on his furry self and is forced to work at an amusement park.I kinda figured instead of a super power he'd be more like the Thing only with normal strength. "

Large Resolution:
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/nobbi n-robin/mascot-man

Yay, copy paste! Thank you for welcoming me back ReNaeNae, with Kevin Bacon themed April Fool's, it's like coming home again : )