Ill ask a ?, and you have to answer it. but can you
A man and his wife go to a movie theater. As they are watching the movie, the man and the wife get into a bitter argument. They start yelling at each other very loudly, until the husband goes overboard and stabs his wife. Then he brutally rapes and beats her. She later dies from loss of blood.
amazingly through this ordeal, no one at the theater realizes this is happening, and the husband is able to get his wifes body out of there without anyone noticing. None of the people at the theater were blind, deaf, or mentally retarded.
how is this possible? (and it is)
sheesh y'all, t'was a dream!
Liberals defend the exploitation of man by man, Conservatives defend the reverse.
At 3/20/10 03:24 PM, vishnunamboodiripad wrote: A man and his wife go to a movie theater. As they are watching the movie, the man and the wife get into a bitter argument. They start yelling at each other very loudly, until the husband goes overboard and stabs his wife. Then he brutally rapes and beats her. She later dies from loss of blood.
One question: Did you follow me home?
oaksodiopj :D
A man and his wife go to a movie theater. As they are watching the movie, the man and the wife get into a bitter argument. They start yelling at each other very loudly, until the husband goes overboard and stabs his wife. Then he brutally rapes and beats her. She later dies from loss of blood.One question: Did you follow me home?
yes. now I ask how you did it.
sheesh y'all, t'was a dream!
At 3/20/10 03:28 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: They were seeing twilight probably...
Nice.
Fml.. i need to get better at photoshop..
you never said there were other people there
you cheeky bastard
At 3/20/10 03:48 PM, giveupyourwaffles wrote: you never said there were other people there
you cheeky bastard
YES THERE IS. *edit*
amazingly through this ordeal, none of the 132people at the theater realizes this is happening, and the husband is able to get his wifes body out of there without anyone noticing. None of the people at the theater were blind, deaf, or mentally retarded.
sheesh y'all, t'was a dream!
It was boring movie and they all got asleep. Also it could be very loud movie, and they sitting in the last line. Also there could be no people in the room, and also wtf is movie theater, it's cinema or theater, isn't it?
I just never heard of movie theater.
At 3/20/10 03:48 PM, Blaze305 wrote:At 3/20/10 03:28 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: They were seeing twilight probably...Nice.
possible arguments:
1. man: bitch why you makin' me see this shat?
woman; because its amazin'
man:bitch it aint entertainin'
woman: YOU LIKE IT AND YOU kn- *man stabs wife and rapes her*
or the more likely
2 Woman: yes bella! you know in your heart edward is the one for you.
man: NO! you know jacobs better for Bella!
woman: nu uh!
Man: ya hah
woman: edward
man: jacob
woman: edward!
Man! OH THATS IT *stabs wife*
okay I think im have a littletoo much fun with this.
but still folks. heres a clue. think of. pepsi.
sheesh y'all, t'was a dream!
At 3/20/10 03:56 PM, vishnunamboodiripad wrote:At 3/20/10 03:48 PM, Blaze305 wrote:a storyAt 3/20/10 03:28 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: They were seeing twilight probably...Nice.
Well, and because of all the girls paying attention to the sexy vampire boy and the sexy werewolf boy, they didn't see what was happening between that couple.
Liberals defend the exploitation of man by man, Conservatives defend the reverse.
The movie is about a man and a woman going to see a movie, then the couple getting into a fight and then he kill her. Then he sneaked out. The 132 people were watching this movie.
I don't care if I got it or not, but I got one.
A man (dead) is found in the middle of the dessert. He is surrounded by 53 bicycles. How did he die?
At 3/20/10 04:31 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote:
A man (dead) is found in the middle of the dessert. He is surrounded by 53 bicycles. How did he die?
He got ran over by a bicycle race and all the competitors ran away.
At 3/20/10 04:33 PM, Diddy wrote:At 3/20/10 04:31 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote:A man (dead) is found in the middle of the dessert. He is surrounded by 53 bicycles. How did he die?He got ran over by a bicycle race and all the competitors ran away.
Nope.
At 3/20/10 04:31 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: A man (dead) is found in the middle of the dessert. He is surrounded by 53 bicycles. How did he die?
He was playing cards with a deck of BICYCLES, snuck an extra card in, and the other person shot him.
Wif a gun.
At 3/20/10 04:37 PM, zippyo wrote:At 3/20/10 04:31 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: A man (dead) is found in the middle of the dessert. He is surrounded by 53 bicycles. How did he die?He was playing cards with a deck of BICYCLES, snuck an extra card in, and the other person shot him.
Wif a gun.
Pretty much. He was caught cheating, so he was killed.
Next one. A man lives in a 16-story building. Everyday when he leaves, he takes the elevator to the first floor and leaves. When he returns, he takes the elevator to the 9th floor, then climbs the stairs the rest of the way to his apartment (which is located on the 16th floor). Why does he do this?
it was at the beggining and the theatre was dark
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
At 3/20/10 04:44 PM, Diddy wrote: OP can we have the answer now please?
it was a drive in movie theater.
they was in the car the whole time
sheesh y'all, t'was a dream!
The you should have said they were in a CAR movie theater. You need to be specific.
Lol'd
At 3/20/10 04:45 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote:At 3/20/10 04:37 PM, zippyo wrote:Next one. A man lives in a 16-story building. Everyday when he leaves, he takes the elevator to the first floor and leaves. When he returns, he takes the elevator to the 9th floor, then climbs the stairs the rest of the way to his apartment (which is located on the 16th floor). Why does he do this?At 3/20/10 04:31 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote:
The guy is a midget, so he can't reach any button higher than the 9th floor. That or he needs exercise.
Pro:What! This is madness!! Noob:madness? No,THIS IS NOOBIA!!*pwned*
its about funny cats.
For help, press 1. To learn why I'm standing in your house with a Shotgun, press 2.
At 3/20/10 04:45 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote:At 3/20/10 04:37 PM, zippyo wrote:At 3/20/10 04:31 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote:
Next one. A man lives in a 16-story building. Everyday when he leaves, he takes the elevator to the first floor and leaves. When he returns, he takes the elevator to the 9th floor, then climbs the stairs the rest of the way to his apartment (which is located on the 16th floor). Why does he do this?
i know this one its a bit longer than that but the answer is hes a midget or height impaired or whatever
At 3/20/10 03:48 PM, Blaze305 wrote:At 3/20/10 03:28 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: They were seeing twilight probably...Nice.
theunwisepoet... Your name fits your answer perfectly *ironically* But I think they were watching Avatar more likley than that movie.
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