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"on the head with his penis" 2010-03-19 19:56:29 Reply

Man used penis to assault female police officer

"Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way."

This can't be real. It's too epic...


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Response to "on the head with his penis" 2010-03-19 19:57:34 Reply

wow, some balls on this guy...


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Response to "on the head with his penis" 2010-03-19 20:23:37 Reply

At 3/19/10 08:20 PM, Tramps wrote: I like how the police officer used evasive action to avoid the incoming penis. Yet this raises further questions, what was she doing at penis-height?

My thoughts exactly. They didn't say he stood on anything. I can see if he stood in the chair or something. But if your that wasted, how can to retain that much balance

I smell set up

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Response to "on the head with his penis" 2010-03-19 20:25:26 Reply

"Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600."

I can't help thinking that I would be in jail for the next ten years or so if I tried this in the US.


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Response to "on the head with his penis" 2010-03-19 20:26:15 Reply

At 3/19/10 07:56 PM, GATOONA wrote: Man used penis to assault female police officer

Artist's reenactment.


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Response to "on the head with his penis" 2010-03-19 20:28:07 Reply

Times like this, I just want to put my palm to my face.


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Response to "on the head with his penis" 2010-03-19 20:30:01 Reply

At 3/19/10 08:26 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 3/19/10 07:56 PM, GATOONA wrote: Man used penis to assault female police officer
Artist's reenactment.

Yeah, that's EXACTLY what I had in mind.


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Response to "on the head with his penis" 2010-03-19 20:30:46 Reply

At 3/19/10 08:26 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 3/19/10 07:56 PM, GATOONA wrote: Man used penis to assault female police officer
Artist's reenactment.

That was fucking hilarious.


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Response to "on the head with his penis" 2010-03-19 20:41:14 Reply

Last time I did that I had mine chopped off.


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Response to "on the head with his penis" 2010-03-19 21:20:19 Reply

At 3/19/10 08:26 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 3/19/10 07:56 PM, GATOONA wrote: Man used penis to assault female police officer
Artist's reenactment.

I love you.

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Response to "on the head with his penis" 2010-03-19 21:34:44 Reply

At 3/19/10 08:23 PM, DrClay wrote:
At 3/19/10 08:20 PM, Tramps wrote: I like how the police officer used evasive action to avoid the incoming penis. Yet this raises further questions, what was she doing at penis-height?
My thoughts exactly. They didn't say he stood on anything. I can see if he stood in the chair or something. But if your that wasted, how can to retain that much balance

I smell set up

It's clear that she sucked his penis. I think he tried to shove it down her throat and that's when things got out of hand. She didn't want it so she backed away but he really wanted to, so he kept on shoving his penis in her face. That's what i think happened.


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Response to "on the head with his penis" 2010-03-19 22:15:12 Reply

what is she a lesbian? She should have been all like "oohhh ill let you off with a warning!"


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Response to "on the head with his penis" 2010-03-19 22:18:30 Reply

Haha, that's way too epic. xD

I've heard it all.

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