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Here I sit all broken hearted 2010-03-15 23:11:26 Reply

Tried to shit but only farted.

I.E post funny bathroom graffiti you've seen

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Response to Here I sit all broken hearted 2010-03-15 23:13:46 Reply

At 3/15/10 11:11 PM, shabbo wrote: Tried to shit but only farted.

I.E post funny bathroom graffiti you've seen

In my college campus there are H1N1 guidelines and rules posted above the urinals.People wrote some pretty fucking hilarious stuff.Like somebody added on the symptoms area,that if you catch H1N1 side effects will include craving of pork products,and stuff like that.

Its much funnier if you were to see it I'll have to post a picture of it soon.

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Response to Here I sit all broken hearted 2010-03-15 23:15:35 Reply

Toy Story 2 was ok.

Although a classic DM joke, I did actually see it once, I laughed.


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Response to Here I sit all broken hearted 2010-03-15 23:17:44 Reply

Saw this ages ago in some bathroom while on a road trip, never forgot it:

"Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
I came here to scratch my balls
and read the bullshit on the walls."


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Response to Here I sit all broken hearted 2010-03-15 23:22:56 Reply

i seen this one during the time i was at university.....it made me laugh everytime....i'll never forget it as long as i live

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the more you smell
So choke on them, and fart in hell

The female toilets were next to the christian seminar rooms so im assuming one of them did it XD

jesus was impressed

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Response to Here I sit all broken hearted 2010-03-15 23:23:37 Reply

At 3/15/10 11:15 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Toy Story 2 was ok.

Although a classic DM joke, I did actually see it once, I laughed.

Wut

Anywhoozle, I once saw some at a road trip also, and it said, meet me here at 3:00 for some fun

I immediately looked at my watch :P


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Response to Here I sit all broken hearted 2010-03-15 23:25:32 Reply

One shit two shit
Red shit blue shit
Red shit!!??
OH SHIT!!


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Response to Here I sit all broken hearted 2010-03-15 23:28:40 Reply

At 3/15/10 11:15 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Toy Story 2 was ok.

Although a classic DM joke, I did actually see it once, I laughed.

haha
good ol Demetri


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Response to Here I sit all broken hearted 2010-03-15 23:28:53 Reply

A whole paragraph going on about being an individual (stuff we all have heard at some point, very cliche stuff), the response? "You thought all that by yourself".

And others were "we have internet forums people", and "your fucking graffiti won't let me shit".