You Just Murdered Your Family

[Ptcfast]

Because your mom just ripped the Johnas Brothers Tickets you won. Where do you hide the bodies?

[Cordyceps]

Empty their body cavities, fill them with rocks, tie 'em together and toss them in the river.

[Hawdcore]

In a some part of Mexico where no one really cares...

[REDSPADES]

Ripped up or sold them?

I'd put her through the wood chipper with some branches and fertilize the garden if she ripped them up.

If she sold them i'd split the profit with her. And then kill her and take all the profit!

[Ptcfast]

At 3/15/10 10:04 PM, Xarnor wrote: In the ticket shreds.

You are only able to fit a couple fingers between two ticket shreds, do you make a pinky sandwich? Where do you hide the rest of the bodies?

[Fezz]

At 3/15/10 10:05 PM, Ptcfast wrote:

At 3/15/10 10:04 PM, Xarnor wrote: In the ticket shreds.

Where do you hide the rest of the bodies?

In between the fingers, duh.

[Ptcfast]

In a some part of Mexico where no one really cares...

Your mom hid the car keys so you couldn't sneak out to go to the concert

Empty their body cavities, fill them with rocks, tie 'em together and toss them in the river.

How would you dispose of the insides?

I'd put her through the wood chipper with some branches and fertilize the garden if she ripped them up.

Do you throw the bodies in the river and fertilize the ground with intestines, the ground starts to stink and people start to get suspicious. A cop knocks on your door when a complaint is filed from one of the local neighbors. He asks where your parents are, what do you say?

[AtomicD00M]

At 3/15/10 10:04 PM, Hawdcore wrote: In a some part of Mexico where no one really cares...

Say what?

[Cryoma]

At 3/15/10 10:09 PM, Ptcfast wrote: Do you throw the bodies in the river and fertilize the ground with intestines, the ground starts to stink and people start to get suspicious. A cop knocks on your door when a complaint is filed from one of the local neighbors. He asks where your parents are, what do you say?

I say they're CIA and I'm the house sitter.

[REDSPADES]

At 3/15/10 10:09 PM, Ptcfast wrote:

Do you throw the bodies in the river and fertilize the ground with intestines, the ground starts to stink and people start to get suspicious. A cop knocks on your door when a complaint is filed from one of the local neighbors. He asks where your parents are, what do you say?

Are you kidding me? If they come over they'll be like "HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT FINE LAWN! What is your secret!?"

[Donut]

What is a Johnas Brother?

[andre800]

burn the bodys and then throw the ashes in a body of water.

[ilikeblamingcrap]

Sneak into the concert and force her to listen to them.

I may have gotten them for that reason anyways.

[EvilJesus]

More importantly, I listen to this while all these deeds are done.

[linkinpatt]

Wall them up in my basement, until the cops come looking.

[cast]

I wouldn't hide the bodies! I would remove the key from behind the neighbors porch light and enter the house when they're all at work/school to kidnap the fathers sick, half deaf elderly mother. From there I would stick ice up her ass and pussy to really get her moving and proceed to my master plan.

You gotta figure, an old sick bitch must be pretty weak. I would manipulate the old cunts movements as if she were a puppet; forcing her to grip the murder weapon and stab each victims body several more times. Then I would take a slice at myself. I would ring the cops shortly after killing her and tell them she murdered my entire family and lunged at me, and that I acted in self defense.

From there I would explain that the old hag also ripped up my Jonas brother concert tickets, feeling sorry about my loss and the horrible events which had just taken place the chief would setup a date for his daughter and I to go to the concert, I bet I'd even end up with better seats!

[Luke]

Bury them in the basement.

[Letiger]

I don't.

[PinballWizard976]

At 3/15/10 10:35 PM, andre800 wrote: burn the bodys and then throw the ashes in a body of water.

Neighbors will smell it from a mile away.

Anyways, inside of a wall. Nobody checks there.

[Psychopathic-Mind]

I turn them into a fine liquid and sell a bottle for $2.50 each.

[truegamer1]

Resurrect Bon Scott and have him do the dirty deeds done dirt cheap

36 24 36 hey!

[Shabbo]

MY ANUS

[Onepiece285]

Apparently, get it? uh-parent? Parent? like, oh my gawd, somebody killed my parents! get it? Get iiiiittttttt?

[Yacazuma]

I wouldn't kill, them. I'd give them a reward.

[Maverick-Alex]

Now why in the hell would I do that, they did the thing that anyone in their right senses would do.

[manonthemoon516]

I throw the bodies into my handy dandy Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

[supergamer500]

I would be happy if they rip my Jonas Bros. ticket, because I HATE JONAS

And that's the truth

[Ptcfast]

Are you kidding me? If they come over they'll be like "HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT FINE LAWN! What is your secret!?"

The secret is love.

I throw the bodies into my handy dandy Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

Sadly, they where all out on black friday...

I would be happy if they rip my Jonas Bros. ticket, because I HATE JONAS

BLASPHEMY!!!

I say they're CIA and I'm the house sitter.

The cop was a good friend of your dad's, he doesn't believe you, do you bribe him away?

[The-Darkphoenix]

Dinner time!

[Gagsy]

Under the floorboards. Always a classic.