At 3/15/10 09:20 PM, agustana wrote: In the eye.
We have a winner~
Ahem, sorry wiener.
.....There was a hole. *sig by LimitedMortality*
Gym when your laying down on your back doing exercising and everyone can see you are risen.
Hi
At 3/15/10 08:47 PM, Randomdude111 wrote: Alright, i feel like crap so i'll make this short and sweet. What do you think is the worst possible place to get a boner? I'd have to say in church.
yeah in church, i once had this attractive young girl(with this inappropriate miniskirt,) sitting about half a meter to my right, and some family to my left, and i felt like i was being tested, by god himself, lol.
and i was in the very front row too. -___-
I thought i was your only vato
At a day care center. The FBI will confiscate your computer faster than you can say "Cock donkey"
Sig by BabiesAteMyDingo
At 3/15/10 09:24 PM, somedude294 wrote:At 3/15/10 08:47 PM, Randomdude111 wrote: Alright, i feel like crap so i'll make this short and sweet. What do you think is the worst possible place to get a boner? I'd have to say in church.yeah in church, i once had this attractive young girl(with this inappropriate miniskirt,) sitting about
Define 'Inappropriot Miniskirt", Please.
I would have to say its between gym class and right before you have to walk to your next class.. and your wearing skinnys...
Sometimes the best solution is, simply, a swift kick in the ass.
In the ghetto while eating fried chikinz
At 3/15/10 09:27 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: At a day care center. The FBI will confiscate your computer faster than you can say "Cock donkey"
Faster then you can say "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgDZ9LhZ2 _g
Do you have so much freetime that your reading some kids signature?
In your parent's bedroom. You don't wanna know what caused it...
I can't tell if you're joking, because you never use emoticons. ~ SolidToad
At 3/15/10 09:28 PM, Encypo wrote:At 3/15/10 09:24 PM, somedude294 wrote:Define 'Inappropriot Miniskirt", Please.At 3/15/10 08:47 PM, Randomdude111 wrote: Alright, i feel like crap so i'll make this short and sweet. What do you think is the worst possible place to get a boner? I'd have to say in church.yeah in church, i once had this attractive young girl(with this inappropriate miniskirt,) sitting about
oh that, sorry, inappropriate miniskirt for Church, lol, being that you're kinda in a religious building, praying and such. anywhere else outside, fine by me. :D and it was about less than middle thigh length.
I thought i was your only vato
Whoop Whoop
Worst place would be a place where it could get cut for sticking out. True story
Ah, Clinton you crazy son of a bitch.
Do you have so much freetime that your reading some kids signature?
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
At 3/15/10 09:43 PM, Randomdude111 wrote: Ah, Clinton you crazy son of a bitch.
LOL I miss his presidency so much....
At 3/15/10 09:48 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:At 3/15/10 09:43 PM, Randomdude111 wrote: Ah, Clinton you crazy son of a bitch.LOL I miss his presidency so much....
I think you mean that you wish you knew his presidency. Not trying to bust your balls, but both of us were practically babys back when he was the president.
Also, so i dont look like a complete dick, "Crossing your arms doesent hide the boner.
(Lol, when you bold the word "dick" the text is strong>dick</strong with a < on either side)
Do you have so much freetime that your reading some kids signature?
At 3/15/10 08:54 PM, REDSPADES wrote: While at a party when your best "I just wanna be friends" friend who's a girl is sitting on your lap. And if you had no clothes on, you would have just raped her.
I try to get a boner when she is sitting on me, just works out only half the time....
At 3/15/10 09:58 PM, j2witz wrote:At 3/15/10 08:54 PM, REDSPADES wrote: While at a party when your best "I just wanna be friends" friend who's a girl is sitting on your lap. And if you had no clothes on, you would have just raped her.I try to get a boner when she is sitting on me, just works out only half the time....
What if its a dude? Your gonna have a long, hard (Lol) explanation to do.
Do you have so much freetime that your reading some kids signature?
Nobody believes your excuses except you.
When your *insert female family member here* gives you a hug
bro at me come
When having to get nude during a doctor's appointment
In public I'm usually wearing a long (down to the knees) coat, so, say, if Mr. Willie tries to come out and play while I'm standing or walking, I can easily hide him or cover him up. Even easier if I'm sitting down.
I would imagine the worst place to pitch a tent is when people have their direct attention on you (giving a speech, presentation, etc). In that case there's NO covering it up or trying to hide it. Besides, whatever attempt you make at hiding it will scream "I'M TRYING TO COVER UP MY RAGING BONER!"
Sigs are overrated.
While holding your newborn baby for the first time.
At 3/15/10 09:45 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: During a doctor exam.
What if the doctor is a she? You could get your flirt on.
Nobody believes your excuses except you.
While meeting Johnny Utah because he would make an exaggerative flash about the incident.
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