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At 6/20/10 04:57 PM, Lorkas wrote: Is this how a typical Jersey meet-up goes?

No . . . You're not likely to get laid by some drunk chick with big boobs.

At 6/20/10 08:52 PM, Monocrom wrote:

At 6/20/10 04:57 PM, Lorkas wrote: Is this how a typical Jersey meet-up goes?

No . . . You're not likely to get laid by some drunk chick with big boobs.

Oh, I see. I was quite certain the meet-up was going to be JUST like that...

At 6/20/10 08:52 PM, Monocrom wrote:

No . . . You're not likely to get laid by some drunk chick with big boobs.

Someone pay me for the implants and the booze and we'll see.

At 6/20/10 09:24 PM, Kitala wrote:

At 6/20/10 08:52 PM, Monocrom wrote:

No . . . You're not likely to get laid by some drunk chick with big boobs.

Someone pay me for the implants and the booze and we'll see.

I'll pay for the booze, but I heard you were already "gifted" upstairs.

At 6/20/10 10:10 PM, Monocrom wrote: I'll pay for the booze, but I heard you were already "gifted" upstairs.

Yeah. Thank goodness for expensive padded victoria secret bras, cheap toiletpaper, and high-rise collars on ng shirts. I'm blessed.

you're not coming anyway

At 6/20/10 10:42 PM, Kitala wrote:

At 6/20/10 10:10 PM, Monocrom wrote: I'll pay for the booze, but I heard you were already "gifted" upstairs.

Yeah. Thank goodness for expensive padded victoria secret bras, cheap toiletpaper, and high-rise collars on ng shirts. I'm blessed.

you're not coming anyway.

Aww . . . You got to keep it real.

You don't see me walking around with a banana duct-taped to my upper leg.

Not that I would need to do that.

At 6/21/10 05:34 AM, Monocrom wrote: Aww . . . You got to keep it real.

It's funnier to pretend I'm bigchested so that people think they've caught me in a lie about being flat.

You don't see me walking around with a banana duct-taped to my upper leg.

That'd be hotter than the truth

Not that I would need to do that.

Mhmm

At 6/21/10 09:33 PM, Kitala wrote:

At 6/21/10 05:34 AM, Monocrom wrote: You don't see me walking around with a banana duct-taped to my upper leg.

That'd be hotter than the truth

Not that I would need to do that.

Mhmm

I can prove it by sending you pics.

Oh wait. How old are you again?

At 6/21/10 09:42 PM, Monocrom wrote:

I can prove it by sending you pics.

Oh wait. How old are you again?

20. Giggity Goo.

At 6/21/10 10:23 PM, Kitala wrote:

At 6/21/10 09:42 PM, Monocrom wrote: Oh wait. How old are you again?

20. Giggity Goo.

That's a yummy age for a girl.

Camera isn't working right. But I'll PM you something you'll enjoy looking at. ;)

At 6/22/10 12:19 AM, Monocrom wrote: That's a yummy age for a girl.

Camera isn't working right. But I'll PM you something you'll enjoy looking at. ;)

That was sexy. Do me right here in the thread.

At 6/22/10 09:34 PM, Kitala wrote:

At 6/22/10 12:19 AM, Monocrom wrote: That's a yummy age for a girl.

Camera isn't working right. But I'll PM you something you'll enjoy looking at. ;)

That was sexy. Do me right here in the thread.

Okay.

*Shows Kitala some sweet lovin'*

I wore a condom and kissed you when I was done.

At 6/23/10 04:40 AM, Monocrom wrote: Okay.

k

*Shows Kitala some sweet lovin'*

oh lord

I wore a condom and kissed you when I was done.

Marry me.

I'm employed again so I'll have some extra cash to waste at the beach for a day or two. Consider me a maybe for the 16th if I'm free.

At 6/23/10 10:35 PM, Kitala wrote: Marry me.

Hmmm . . . I might just take you up on that offer.

Get a room.

Is there any gal?? I am sooooooooooooooooo excited!!!

At 6/24/10 04:37 AM, SuperSuperKLC wrote: Is there any gal?? I am sooooooooooooooooo excited!!!

I'm right here baby.

At 6/24/10 04:36 AM, Shikamarana wrote: Get a room.

Ha ha.

Jealous!

Because Kitala asked for it. My sexy self. . .

At 6/30/10 03:50 AM, Monocrom wrote: Because Kitala asked for it. My sexy self. . .

I came.

Also the meet is coming up soon. Be excited.

At 6/30/10 08:03 PM, Kitala wrote:

At 6/30/10 03:50 AM, Monocrom wrote: Because Kitala asked for it. My sexy self. . .

I came.

Also the meet is coming up soon. Be excited.

Free bump . . . And here's something to make YOU more excited.

(Big enough for you?)

At 7/1/10 01:50 PM, MercatorMap wrote: At this point, with my brother bleeding me dry of cash at the current rate, I likely will not be able to make it.

Sad because my room mates and I just finished mixing up a batch of home made meade, and it would have been ready in time for the meet.

Sounds terrible in all aspects. Hope there's still a chance, but if not then there's always next time.

So were exactly is the meeting place?

At 6/30/10 08:03 PM, Kitala wrote: Also the meet is coming up soon. Be excited.

I'm pumped, within a 2 week time period we'll all be chilling.
I'm planning on going the 15th, and then driving back up for the 16th. Don't have enough money to stay at a hotel.
Hoping Stuporman will decide to show up. Been getting my freestyle skills up from below sub-par to slightly below sub-par.

At 7/2/10 09:01 PM, BaronVonBadGuy wrote:

At 6/30/10 08:03 PM, Kitala wrote: Also the meet is coming up soon. Be excited.

I'm pumped, within a 2 week time period we'll all be chilling.
I'm planning on going the 15th, and then driving back up for the 16th. Don't have enough money to stay at a hotel.
Hoping Stuporman will decide to show up. Been getting my freestyle skills up from below sub-par to slightly below sub-par.

You can sleep on my couch on the 16th if you want, but I will be in Atlantic city the 15th so that won't work for that night.

I'm thinking in front of Jenkinson's Amusement park, since it's a relatively large landmark in the area with plenty of parking near it. In other words, if you can't see the amusement park..you're not in the right place. We will be meeting on the beach directly in front of it.

I'm going to get a flag or something. I'm thinking a pirate flag with a skull on it since I have that.

Because a certain NGer keeps drooling over my pics, here's something really big & long . . .

BTW, yeah; that's a real M249 SAW. (What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. And yeah, I was in Vegas.)

At 7/2/10 09:57 PM, Kitala wrote: I'm thinking in front of Jenkinson's Amusement park, since it's a relatively large landmark in the area with plenty of parking near it. In other words, if you can't see the amusement park..you're not in the right place. We will be meeting on the beach directly in front of it.

I'm going to get a flag or something. I'm thinking a pirate flag with a skull on it since I have that.

I'd suggest a corner but which ever one Kitala stands at, people think it's open for business. The flag idea is not a bad one.

At 7/2/10 09:12 PM, Scrotaculous wrote:

You can sleep on my couch on the 16th if you want, but I will be in Atlantic city the 15th so that won't work for that night.

offer revoked since you don't seem to care anyway.