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3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 11:35:54 Reply

Has anyone tried those new third degree burn Doritos.
Those sumbitches are hot as hell.

3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?!


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 11:36:25 Reply

I prefer cool ranch.


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 11:41:15 Reply

They just came out with three types of Doritos Degrees. There is Blazin Jalapeno, Fiery Buffalo, and (the one I suffered) Scorchin' Habanero.


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 11:42:24 Reply

Have you tried these? They taste so authentic!

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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 11:43:58 Reply

I need to find something spicy, who knows maybe this will be something to look forward too.


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 11:46:12 Reply

At 3/13/10 11:43 AM, kanon1 wrote: I need to find something spicy, who knows maybe this will be something to look forward too.

The 3rd Degree burns don't fucking end. The scorching flavor doesn't go away! It kinda pisses you off.
But they are so delicious.


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 11:48:03 Reply

No, i have not eaten those, but i will try it today!


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 11:50:37 Reply

fucking americans and their ready access to 3rd degree burn doritos

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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 11:56:22 Reply

At 3/13/10 11:35 AM, Upyourarsenal24 wrote: Has anyone tried those new third degree burn Doritos.
Those sumbitches are hot as hell.

I came across the Blazing Buffalo (2nd Degree Burn ones) but not the Scorching Habanero. They must be good.

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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 11:57:44 Reply

My mouth is watering just thinking about them.


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 11:58:46 Reply

*fap*


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 11:59:22 Reply

"Hey guys! Let's make the spiciest tasting chips EVER! It'll be great!"

That is a sample of a discussion that the Doritos company has year after year.


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 11:59:23 Reply

I don't even know if I want to try those, they even LOOK painful...


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 12:04:00 Reply

I wonder what flavors Doritos will try next? Any suggestions? Perhaps, Hot Dog flavor or something like it. Damn companies, always keeping the good ones for a montht hen it's back tot he orinigal.


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 12:06:49 Reply

At 3/13/10 11:59 AM, liljimmy2 wrote: I don't even know if I want to try those, they even LOOK painful...

Come on, try them.
It'll put some hair on your sac.
Well more.
The triangular 3rd degree burn tortilla chip filled with tasteful sins and regrettable Habanero
is coming back to fuck your mouth up. In a good, numbing, blistering, sweating, way.
Just make sure you have a drink and by god, dont burp, because that shit'll come back and fry your uvula.


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 12:12:07 Reply

I think I wet myself.

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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 12:14:16 Reply

No bit considering I can eat about just about anything hot without a flinch...

you know like extra hot peppers, curries, etc.

I wouldn't mind trying them out, but then again I'd rather have something I'd enjoy over a duration like the cool Doritos.


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 12:20:13 Reply

Well, you know there is a drink that cools you off from the satanic chips.
It's called Pepsi Cease fire.
So My dad and I went down to the store and we found them, but It didn't work.
I stilled whined like a bitch.
Blasted chips, and their orgasmic flavor!


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 12:21:49 Reply

When I became supereme dictator of the world, there will only be TWO kinds of Doritos; Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch.

Not this midnight barbecue and lightly salted shit.

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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 12:25:53 Reply

At 3/13/10 12:21 PM, Fezz wrote: When I became supereme dictator of the world, there will only be TWO kinds of Doritos; Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch.

Not this midnight barbecue and lightly salted shit.

These chips are far from those.
Come on don't be a wuss.
Try these mammajammas.
It'll scar your life.


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 12:26:47 Reply

Why are those Doritos outside? They could get dirty.

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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 12:29:50 Reply

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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 12:30:18 Reply

Flaming Hot Cheetos.

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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 12:34:51 Reply

Still not as nice as the cheese ones.


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 12:34:59 Reply

That's what the Blazin' Jalapenos taste like. But not as hot as them.


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 12:41:59 Reply

At 3/13/10 12:06 PM, Upyourarsenal24 wrote:
At 3/13/10 11:59 AM, liljimmy2 wrote:

Just make sure you have a drink and by god, dont burp, because that shit'll come back and fry your uvula.

That sounds like death.

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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 12:48:01 Reply

Hasn't there been any backlash given the product's name?


Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 12:56:31 Reply

At 3/13/10 12:43 PM, RoboJesus wrote:
At 3/13/10 12:30 PM, Itsbroken2 wrote: Flaming Hot Cheetos.
This. These are the only hot chips that I will tolerate.

Then you won't have a chance. Not even a slight chance.


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 14:16:12 Reply

I had a bag yesterday and they werent all that hot, ive had much hotter things...


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Response to 3rd Degree Burn...Doritos!?! 2010-03-13 14:24:38 Reply

Better than 1st degree