Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

well i'm pretty sure that the only reason why i can do the stuff i said earlyer is because of how many times i've been through death and back

you are clearly supperior

well i think that i just loosened my soul some during those times

I can tell how much your thoughts weigh.

Also, i can see your thetans.

Good at flying...

I'm great at hiding cameras in showers.

I can make a girls bra snap off just by looking at her boobies.

At 3/12/10 07:37 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote: i'm a faggot

you are not a faggot. you're just a sick fuck 12 year old looking for a cheap thrill by trolling a gross picture you took of your bdsm life with the man that molested you.

At 3/12/10 05:55 PM, letiger wrote: I can see everything you can't.

But I can see everything you can't! What if we both watched the same Broadway performance?!

OSHI-

I can swim to Atlantis in only 10 minutes

I've walked on the moon.

Play hockey nobody believes me I guess its because I have a small build.

If i mushroom stamp you with my penis i will knock out your molers

I have the worlds biggest penis, but everyone who sees it goes blind.

i can read people's minds

I can sperm into my mouth while doing a hand-stand.

Honest!

I kill threads.

I can suck my own dick.

# Amazing skills u can't prove u have... AIDS

I'm not sure if completing the setence is part of this thread.. but it seems to work

At 3/12/10 04:21 PM, Dew wrote: Alphabetizing cheerios.

I can only do advance algebra with Cheerios :/

At 3/12/10 09:01 PM, Aprime wrote: # Amazing skills u can't prove u have... AIDS

I'm not sure if completing the setence is part of this thread.. but it seems to work

looooool.. I just realised I read it wrong.. ahaha - I don't have aids

I'm good at stomping goombas!

I can generate heat from my body.

At 3/12/10 09:05 PM, Rozner wrote: I can generate heat from my body.

well i have seen reports of real people that can do that and more....

I can change my body into raw energy whilst eating skittles and juggling chainsaws.

I put my rocket in Uranus.

At 3/12/10 09:26 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: I can change my body into raw energy whilst eating skittles and juggling chainsaws.

i know for a fact thats a lie... can you please be a bit more serious (or atleast make a better lie that would sound like its true)

At 3/12/10 09:42 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote:

At 3/12/10 09:26 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: I can change my body into raw energy whilst eating skittles and juggling chainsaws.

i know for a fact thats a lie... can you please be a bit more serious (or atleast make a better lie that would sound like its true)

You go ahead and believe whatever you want to believe. I can't change the fact that i can change my body into raw energy whilst eating skittles and juggling chainsaws. It's the way i was born.

At 3/12/10 09:50 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote:

At 3/12/10 09:42 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote:

At 3/12/10 09:26 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: I can change my body into raw energy whilst eating skittles and juggling chainsaws.

i know for a fact thats a lie... can you please be a bit more serious (or atleast make a better lie that would sound like its true)

You go ahead and believe whatever you want to believe. I can't change the fact that i can change my body into raw energy whilst eating skittles and juggling chainsaws. It's the way i was born.

i can ACTUALLY seperate from my body and see what happens before they do and i can ACTUALLY enter other people's dreams

At 3/12/10 04:22 PM, platypuspwn wrote: Sex.

Yeah for me it's buttsecks.

Catching BTW.

I have visions in my dreams and they happen later on. Once I had a dream in 7th grade that I saw yesterday. And they aren't even significant, like it was me drinking from a water fountain by the school lockerrooms and I just though, "Eh, deja vu."

At 3/12/10 09:54 PM, LeNoir wrote: I have visions in my dreams and they happen later on. Once I had a dream in 7th grade that I saw yesterday. And they aren't even significant, like it was me drinking from a water fountain by the school lockerrooms and I just though, "Eh, deja vu."

atleast now i know that i'm not the only one that has clairvoyance