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Honestly, I'd shit my pants, and run away/die.

I might check if my relatives are fine first, but I might not be able to.
Either way, I'd make my peace with God and be ready for some shit that would really suck.

I would tear them zombies apart with my big strong arms. Then I would force feed other zombie with the reamaing zombie flesh.

make myself look like a zombie so that they wont eat me cuz they shouldnt eat their own kind

Welllll...I would probably waste a couple of seconds having a breakdown and I'd probably cry a little, but my brother's right next to me, so I'd get my shit together and get a +1 to everything for Older Sibling Protects the Younger buff.
(I don't know how he'd take it, though.)
I would then call my mother (who works in another city 45 miles away) and then my Grandma (who lives across our small town), ask them what's going on, any advice, etc.
I would then call my friends, even though i don't talk to them much.
Now, if phone's down/they don't answer:
Our house isn't the safest thing ever, so I'd ponder what to do for a bit. We would probably have to just stay quiet for a while. I would search for the keys to the RV. If I found them, I would wait until dark (assuming my mom/nobody else comes home), and then start loading it up on food. I would probably also break into the neighbors and take their stuff.
I would then learn to drive.
I would go towards the deeper parts of the mountains, hoping that the even smaller towns are still unaffected.
I live in a pretty isolated place, not isolated like "the middle of a bunch of cornfields" i.e. no protection whatsoever, but where I could probably get together with others and drop some dynamite in a pass, closing us off from the rest of the world. If I can make it there, anyways.

After a while, I'd search for my family. Probably start collecting again. Maybe do some zombie photography if I was good enough to not get killed. Write a book. Draw.
O shit. Man, the world would be my paper. That would be nice.

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There is a massive piece of wood called the burglar basher RIGHT next to me right now. There is also a sledgehammer in the next room and I think there might be a hedge trimmer in the cellar. I think I might be able to make it too a good safehouse.

Tell you to use the searchbar.

Lock up all doors, board up all ground-floor windows, get up on my roof, and start throwing knifes (keep a chainsaw nearby incase they broke in) then, when I ran out of knifes, unlock the front door and run out with a chainsaw, a spear/harpoon-like gardening tool, and a baseball bat. Go fucking crazy on those undead bastards.

Steal everything not nailed down, burn things for no apparent reason, and crossbreed an unholy which is a cross between a dog, two squirels, a tiger shark, and something called a wood daver.

Now if there was a zombie attack I would hide in my attic. With wood davers.

well i dont have any weopons at home so i would take a kitchen knife cover my body in layers so i avoid getting bitten then have FUCKING DESTORY THE FUCKERS :)

There's a mall right across the street from where I am right now. I'd try to make it there... but it depends on how bad the outbreak is.

I don't want to run into a mall full of zombies.

Worst case scenario, I'd climb to the roof of the building I'm on. Probably starve to death.

i'd turn into a zombie and frolic with my brethren

destroy stairs, fortify my house, and grow my food by some windows so that i would survive

I would get all my licensed guns, and recruit people, and try to survive to the end!

I'd look for the peaceful, star-hat wearing zombie and ask him for protection.

Almost nobody will understand this reference...

I'd read this guide first.

I'd grab the .380, one shotgun, the compound bow then get the fuck out of dodge, going to a few out of the way country houses that have friends there to gather them up/get weaponry. My dads friend has a whole plan of what he'd do in a SHTF scenario, so we'd probably do that and wait it out. There wont be a horde of zombies going out 50 miles in nowhere to find us, maybe a few at once.

I'd be brave and fight as long as I have bullets/useful melee weapons, but I'll admit that I'd probably scream like a bitch if I was going to die.

Leave my house and family (because they would do nothing but hold me back)

and go grab the friends that are alive and usefull

Then do what human beings do best, survive

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Grab whatever I can use as a good weapon and barricade the doors and windows.

Yeah...about my town? It's about five miles away. I also live north of it, whereas all the other towns in the county lie south. So here's what I do: grab a loaf of bread out of the kitchen, drive farther north (even though I've never driven in my life) until I reach water. I live on a peninsula, so that's not too difficult. Then I get a boat - any watertight vessel will do - and set out two hundred feet or so from land. Because zombies can't swim.

Barring that as a possibility, I'd climb up a tree. There's more trees where I live than there are people, and last I checked zombies can't climb trees either, so I think I'd be pretty safe up there. By the time I had to go back down for more supplies, all the zombies would either be brain dead or have moved on to new feeding grounds.

At 3/12/10 10:17 AM, Xyphon202 wrote: Axe can + Lighter = Home made weapon.

Actually bad idea,
fire + zombie = baaaad!

Grab a baseball bat and kick their asses.

If it ACTUALLY happened I'd just lock all the doors, secure the windows, and my dad would get his .22 rifle. Then I'd probably go up through the attic on to the top of my house and watch guard with it for any coming in our yard. Then I'd have a vantage point and zombies can't get me cause they can't climb.... right?
Then at night me and my crew would do recon missions to salvage goods AKA looting if you're black, and also look for some fine girls in peril that are in need of help, then take them under my wing and offer my protection and security for daily sexings. Sex before a recon mission to get me motivated will be required, and also giving my crew handjobs and maybe blowjobs but NO going all the way with them and being a whore! There's no doctor to go to in the post apocalyptic world to get shampoo for crabs or cream for scabies so we don't need to be double dippin.

Throw a pipe bomb out the window and hope that all the zombies get caught in the explosion.

Run like hell, holding a stereo that's playing L4D2 horde music.

I'd probably use the "Searchbar"

Grab all the bottled water in the house, store it in my room, grab all non perishables, and start boarding up the house. Call any friends if the landlines still work and arm myself with my Magnum Kukri machete

Fuck yea.

I actually had a realistic dream about this happening.... basically, I'd drive to my mates house, mainly because he lives in the middle of nowhere, he actually has a shotgun, and many other weapons. Then we would pick up another close by friend go back to my friends house with the shotgun, finish off his mum n dad... then watch each others backs (not gay) and gather food supplies from the nearby farms and houses. - oh somewhere in between all of that I kill my bro :\ - he's a zombie though so it's cool.

Good thing I've read a zombie survival guide.
I'd run to the kitchen, get the largest knife we have, maybe gather my family if I feel like it, and head out into the street, stabbing any zombie that gets too close (that is, if they can catch me) with said knife.

I'd use my knowledge of the general area to find a Wal-Mart, where I'd stock up on food, water, and ammo, while acquiring a gun, likely a hunting gun. Not that great, but it'll do. I'd wait there for about a week in an attempt to gather more resistance, then find several cars and licensed drivers from the people I've accumulated, and drive to Colorado, where my stepsister--not to mention her massive network of friends--will be equally prepared.

We will then head to California, crushing any moaning resistance. My stepsister rushing, will take planes with her friends to travel to our destination. I, not so much of in a hurry, will be heading there by ship. Eventually (and assuming she doesn't crash the damn thing), we'll both reach Japan.

Why Japan, you ask? Well, because it's not connected to any mainland, and zombies decay faster underwater then they do on land. Hopefully with a new small surge of recruits, we can purge the land of our Solanum-infected once-friends, and survive until the outbreak dies down.

Good plan, right?