Moist Toilet Paper!

[AlphaCentauri]

Have you all heard about this stuff? It's amazing, really, it is!

Its basically just a moist little towel that you wipe your ass with. At first I thought it was just a stupid idea, If i wanted moist toilet paper, I'd just wet some normal toilet paper. But guess what? That doesn't work, the toilet paper just ends up falling apart inside your asshole. But this stuff is different, it stays in tact, and then dissolves in the toilet after use. The deeper clean shows me just how much fecal matter I used to leave behind... Lets just say it was a... shitload. ; )

Did I mention it has Aloe Vera? That means its healing my asshole at the same time.

Go out and by some, you'll be as ecstatic as I am.

[Daywalker1189]

How much did they pay you to say that?

[mothballs]

Dude, I feel the same way. I still have little pieces of toilet paper stuck in my asshole from today.

I will consider this product.

[95688kage]

Omg, liek, I can feel the aloe vera healing my arse.

[Omorashi]

I have used those. They are just baby wipes with a different fragrance and a higher price tag. I actually prefer unscented flushable toddler wipes because they are cheap and odorless. Don't ask me why I know any of this.

[Zombified]

Where the hell has this shit been my whole life? Fucking thank you.

[Timmy]

A housemate used to use baby wipes like that to wipe - seems a bit weird to me. I tried it one time, and I just didn't feel like it got me 100% clean.

Also, the rest of the people in the house started mocking him about using baby wipes, so he eventually switched over to regular TP.

[Omorashi]

At 3/7/10 10:29 PM, Timmy wrote: A housemate used to use baby wipes like that to wipe - seems a bit weird to me. I tried it one time, and I just didn't feel like it got me 100% clean.

Also, the rest of the people in the house started mocking him about using baby wipes, so he eventually switched over to regular TP.

Wipe your ass with tp then take a baby wipe and see how much you missed. You will be amazed. The unclean feeling that you bring up is probably just the wetness. Baby wipes are much cleaner then tp.

[Comrade]

At 3/7/10 10:21 PM, Piss wrote: I never shit; I'm on an all liquid diet.

Surely you get the occasional diarrhea.

[ChesseHead]

Bro, I'm with you all the way on this! You can also use baby wipes, samething.

[Cred-Injuries]

Did this remind anyone about those KFC Wetwipes? That would feel rubbish on your ass.

[SimpleStuff]

Does it clean up other messes?

[Sensationalism]

I don't think I've ever read the word "asshole" that much in one passage! lol.

I'd buy it.