I would buy my own island and set up the most amazing theme park you could imagine. People I like get in for free, while people I dislike get shot in the knee-caps.
I would tour around the world and visit EVERYTHING because the world amazes me, yet I will never have enough money to see all of it.
I'd have my own rocket and I'd visit the moon. I'd bring women and have space sex.
I would skydive with Morgan Freeman.
I'd enslave Miley Cyrus and make her my personal wench. She will not enjoy this.
I'd make a world law saying that blowjobs are not mandatory at the beginning of every hour, unless the man does not wish for this. Women will have the same rule applied for them, but will be daily instead of hourly.
I'd shave carrot-top's head.
I would buy Square-Enix and appoint employees who could produce games, with less shit involved. Like the good old days.
Rap would be erased from history, even the word.
I would purchase the internet. 4chan would be closed.
I would have a pet tiger and his name shall be Charles.
Much more, but I will end with this. I'm sure I'm boring you all.