SEXATRON!!1

[mattymetro]

OK.. so who is seriously into sucking some actual dork, baby??

And where the fuck is Yoni and HAQnSPITT?

[DeathVerdict]

what?

[astrobot]

me me

[PhantasmalX]

Helllllllllllloooooooooooo ................. do I smell ban?

[mattymetro]

At 3/11/04 11:32 PM, phantasmal wrote: Helllllllllllloooooooooooo ................. do I smell ban?

No.. I wear right guard

[TimScheff]

At 3/11/04 11:29 PM, astrobot wrote: me me

Looks like there is at least one eager dork sucker out there. I guess posts like this actually can produce results. Now what hav eI been looking for lately....

[iscrulz]

is this thread for serious. no female would do that or whataver.

[altr]

You were always my fav Don Johnshon impersonator Matty ...

[poxpower]

I'll always remember the cumstain you made on your couch

[mattymetro]

haie that cumstain is long gone, mommy... along with the actual fucking couch it's self.

[altr]

I remember when yer kat won the role of humping that pikachoo stuffed toy. Is that fucker still alive?

[Sexatron]

At 3/11/04 11:26 PM, mattymetro wrote: OK.. so who is seriously into sucking some actual dork, baby??

And where the fuck is Yoni and HAQnSPITT?

I dont know who on this site is down with suckin dork but man we gotta find some dork suckage on NG.

[mattymetro]

HAHA hell yeah.. my catty cat cat is stil around.. and he is pissing me off rescently cause ever since I had to move back into my parent I have had to sleep on teh couch and he comes up and tries to kick me off the couch and I called him the N word but then I appologized... I think I am gonna dress him up as grapes clock next haloween..

[NormTheGreat]

LOOK! Their over there! *steels your cookies while you look*

[Sexatron]

At 3/11/04 11:29 PM, astrobot wrote: me me

ok we got one person on the list for a dork job.

[altr]

That lil bastard is so cute. Exspl00gefully when he's humping Pika ...

[Sexatron]

At 3/12/04 05:19 PM, _altr_ wrote: That lil bastard is so cute. Exspl00gefully when he's humping Pika ...

is that your dog?

if it is, is it a party dog?

[altr]

At 3/12/04 05:24 PM, Sexatron wrote:
is that your dog?

if it is, is it a party dog?

Lol, no. That's Matty's cat. Look on ebaums.com (sp) for the dog humping pikachoo. Same kat.
My dog parties more though ...

[Sexatron]

At 3/12/04 05:31 PM, _altr_ wrote:

At 3/12/04 05:24 PM, Sexatron wrote:
is that your dog?

if it is, is it a party dog?

Lol, no. That's Matty's cat. Look on ebaums.com (sp) for the dog humping pikachoo. Same kat.
My dog parties more though ...

ha ok. Party dogs rule give them a little brew and wham they cant lay off the sauce.

[altr]

This Matty's kat, a bit younger though ...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pooch.html

[mattymetro]

At 3/12/04 05:31 PM, _altr_ wrote: Lol, no. That's Matty's cat. Look on ebaums.com (sp) for the dog humping pikachoo. Same kat.
My dog parties more though ...

Shit.. I wish that my dog would behave so that I could do more fun stuff and take it places..

But yeah.. dork dork dork what.. the fuck..
dork dork dork.. who is gonna suck?

Haie sexatron.. do people be suckin mad dork around your way and some shit or where dey haffa go at to get some?

[Mr-Fluffykins]

At 3/12/04 05:31 PM, _altr_ wrote:

Lol, no. That's Matty's cat.

Woah thats a hot cat....

[Sexatron]

At 3/12/04 05:56 PM, mattymetro wrote:

Haie sexatron.. do people be suckin mad dork around your way and some shit or where dey haffa go at to get some?

yea all you have to do is like this "Hey bitch syck my dork it is big and it taste like pineapple". and if that doesnt work be like "hey dyke wet my wick it is like candy". come to Port Orchard mattymetro this place is the dork suck capitol of the earth.