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4.09 / 5.00 15,161 ViewsOK, I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4 and I had to go use the bathroom, when I came back I say one of Niko's idle animations with him-boldly, I might add- adjusting his balls-in public.
How do you adjust your balls in public?
I pull my pants down a little, to get into a more comfortable position.
At 3/2/10 07:28 PM, COMboy112 wrote: How do you adjust your balls in public?
Well personally I try to keep my form as perfect as possible so I don't have to adjust my balls when I'm juggling in public.
I don't, I've always found scratching or adjusting your balls in public to be rude.
Scratching begs the question: don't you bathe? Adjusting begs another question: why aren't you wearing comfortable underpants?
I just pull down my pants or boxers to have more space.
I don't have balls anymore. I'm neutered.
Jerks.
I adjust them often. And vigorously.
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At 3/2/10 07:45 PM, Iristorm wrote: I don't have balls anymore. I'm neutered.
Jerks.
OK... just a little creepy there, Iris... For me? I do the Michael Jackson thing... No laughing!
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I do it in front of anyone and if they have a problem with it, fuck them. i don't care what other people say.
you want to know how long we masturbate, whether we do it in school, and now how we adjust balls. God damn these threads, you all are so nosy.
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I've found that I do it all the time when I am wearing sweatpants but jeans I have no problem. Most of the time I don't even realize I'm doing it.
At 3/2/10 08:07 PM, Luis wrote: you want to know how long we masturbate, whether we do it in school, and now how we adjust balls. God damn these threads, you all are so nosy.
that or just really homoerotic and horny.
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.
I go to a toilet and adjust them there.
"GROOOOAAAAAR!!!!" - Tyrannosaurus rex, 65 million years ago
At 3/2/10 08:07 PM, Luis wrote: you want to know how long we masturbate, whether we do it in school, and now how we adjust balls. God damn these threads, you all are so nosy.
He just wants to know if he's normal or not...
Answer is no: You post on the BBS. You aren't "normal".
Usually I'll just spread my legs out a little and shake them, readjusts everything just fine.
Only when asked.
Think about it.
For my next trick, I will need a condom and a volunteer.
This is why having your reproductive organs on the inside of you is nice.
Grab. Pull.
Applies to most other operations involving my dick.
Use your ts, people don't notice.
"If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
" - Barry Goldwater.
I get everyones attention first, like:
HEY EVERYONE. I AM ABOUT TO UNLEASH THE MOST TERRIFYING AND SHOCKING NEWS EVER CONCEIVED.
And then I just grab, pull and then go,
AHHHHHHHAHGHGHGHHOHMYFUCKINGGODSOMUCHBET TER
At 3/2/10 08:34 PM, Warforger wrote: Use your ts, people don't notice.
oops I meant pockets
"If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
" - Barry Goldwater.
just drop them. in fact better off just leave your clothes at home.
No one would care.
At 3/2/10 08:07 PM, Luis wrote: you want to know how long we masturbate, whether we do it in school, and now how we adjust balls. God damn these threads, you all are so nosy.
i agree with Luis on this one, this is getting pretty out of hand here....
for the longest time i kinda rub one side of my crotch in the pant region - but now ive noticed my pants have started to fray in that area - so now i just reach in and do it the right way.
I just sort of dance around the jingle the back into place.
Thnx for the sig ParadoxVoid
i look like a ballplaya
I kinda back up so its sticking upwards and i have space
“We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.”-Orson Welles
i just put my hand under my pants and just... adjust em
JUDAS IS RISING
I rub, scratch and arrange away. Unless I'm around somebody I'm aiming to impress, why the fuck would I care?
If anyone is bothered by it, they can piss off.
I find it gross, if I ever have to, I usually do it in the bathroom
I seperate them, and if their weaty, keep 'em off the underwear(hate when they stick), and normally its the dick itself, I like to keep the tip up. Like so
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At 3/2/10 10:28 PM, NinjaGuy wrote: I seperate them, and if their weaty, keep 'em off the underwear(hate when they stick), and normally its the dick itself, I like to keep the tip up. Like so
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I'm going to go ahead and pretend you didn't just draw a diagram of how you keep your balls+shaft.