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Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 19:28:44 Reply

OK, I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4 and I had to go use the bathroom, when I came back I say one of Niko's idle animations with him-boldly, I might add- adjusting his balls-in public.

How do you adjust your balls in public?

I pull my pants down a little, to get into a more comfortable position.


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 19:30:41 Reply

At 3/2/10 07:28 PM, COMboy112 wrote: How do you adjust your balls in public?

Well personally I try to keep my form as perfect as possible so I don't have to adjust my balls when I'm juggling in public.


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 19:31:01 Reply

I don't, I've always found scratching or adjusting your balls in public to be rude.

Scratching begs the question: don't you bathe? Adjusting begs another question: why aren't you wearing comfortable underpants?


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 19:37:34 Reply

I just pull down my pants or boxers to have more space.


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 19:45:39 Reply

I don't have balls anymore. I'm neutered.

Jerks.

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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 19:46:16 Reply

I adjust them often. And vigorously.


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 19:48:04 Reply

At 3/2/10 07:45 PM, Iristorm wrote: I don't have balls anymore. I'm neutered.

Jerks.

OK... just a little creepy there, Iris... For me? I do the Michael Jackson thing... No laughing!


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 20:01:39 Reply

I do it in front of anyone and if they have a problem with it, fuck them. i don't care what other people say.


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 20:07:09 Reply

you want to know how long we masturbate, whether we do it in school, and now how we adjust balls. God damn these threads, you all are so nosy.


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 20:09:52 Reply

I've found that I do it all the time when I am wearing sweatpants but jeans I have no problem. Most of the time I don't even realize I'm doing it.

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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 20:10:01 Reply

At 3/2/10 08:07 PM, Luis wrote: you want to know how long we masturbate, whether we do it in school, and now how we adjust balls. God damn these threads, you all are so nosy.

that or just really homoerotic and horny.


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 20:13:17 Reply

I go to a toilet and adjust them there.


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 20:13:52 Reply

At 3/2/10 08:07 PM, Luis wrote: you want to know how long we masturbate, whether we do it in school, and now how we adjust balls. God damn these threads, you all are so nosy.

He just wants to know if he's normal or not...

Answer is no: You post on the BBS. You aren't "normal".

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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 20:15:13 Reply

Usually I'll just spread my legs out a little and shake them, readjusts everything just fine.


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 20:16:48 Reply

Only when asked.

Think about it.

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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 20:19:41 Reply

This is why having your reproductive organs on the inside of you is nice.


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 20:20:39 Reply

Grab. Pull.

Applies to most other operations involving my dick.

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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 20:34:06 Reply

Use your ts, people don't notice.


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 20:37:12 Reply

I get everyones attention first, like:

HEY EVERYONE. I AM ABOUT TO UNLEASH THE MOST TERRIFYING AND SHOCKING NEWS EVER CONCEIVED.

And then I just grab, pull and then go,
AHHHHHHHAHGHGHGHHOHMYFUCKINGGODSOMUCHBET TER


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 20:40:43 Reply

At 3/2/10 08:34 PM, Warforger wrote: Use your ts, people don't notice.

oops I meant pockets


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 20:44:31 Reply

just drop them. in fact better off just leave your clothes at home.

No one would care.

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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 21:35:33 Reply

At 3/2/10 08:07 PM, Luis wrote: you want to know how long we masturbate, whether we do it in school, and now how we adjust balls. God damn these threads, you all are so nosy.

i agree with Luis on this one, this is getting pretty out of hand here....

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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 21:47:23 Reply

for the longest time i kinda rub one side of my crotch in the pant region - but now ive noticed my pants have started to fray in that area - so now i just reach in and do it the right way.

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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 21:51:05 Reply

I just sort of dance around the jingle the back into place.


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 21:54:13 Reply

I kinda back up so its sticking upwards and i have space


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 21:54:31 Reply

i just put my hand under my pants and just... adjust em


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 22:00:06 Reply

I rub, scratch and arrange away. Unless I'm around somebody I'm aiming to impress, why the fuck would I care?

If anyone is bothered by it, they can piss off.


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 22:23:46 Reply

I find it gross, if I ever have to, I usually do it in the bathroom


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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 22:28:43 Reply

I seperate them, and if their weaty, keep 'em off the underwear(hate when they stick), and normally its the dick itself, I like to keep the tip up. Like so

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Response to Adjusting your balls in public. 2010-03-02 22:30:10 Reply

At 3/2/10 10:28 PM, NinjaGuy wrote: I seperate them, and if their weaty, keep 'em off the underwear(hate when they stick), and normally its the dick itself, I like to keep the tip up. Like so

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I'm going to go ahead and pretend you didn't just draw a diagram of how you keep your balls+shaft.


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