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I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:25 PM Reply

774 condoms!

I just won...

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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:26 PM Reply

At 3/1/10 10:25 PM, nal1200 wrote: 774 condoms!

Sadly there all to small for me.

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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:26 PM Reply

let me ask:

How Did You win that?


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:27 PM Reply

You collect condoms?


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:27 PM Reply

*cues Crying Soul*

you...are...awesome


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:27 PM Reply

At 3/1/10 10:25 PM, nal1200 wrote: 774 condoms!

Staple them to the walls in public places with notes that say "free condoms, have some fun tonight!".


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:28 PM Reply

Too bad you'll never get to use them.

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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:28 PM Reply

At 3/1/10 10:28 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote: Too bad you'll never get to use them.

Aww man, I wanted to say that


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:30 PM Reply

It was a drawing at my university. I guessed 777.

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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:30 PM Reply

Bang someone with 774 condoms on. That way, if the first one breaks, you got 773 layers of protection left.


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:31 PM Reply

Congratulations on your future babies!


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:32 PM Reply

At 3/1/10 10:25 PM, nal1200 wrote: 774 condoms!

Will you send me some please? I don't have money to blow on condoms.


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:32 PM Reply

good luck having sex atleast 774 times


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:32 PM Reply

At 3/1/10 10:25 PM, nal1200 wrote: 774 condoms!

If one works 98 of each 100 times, why do you need more than 3 for the next sex 296 nights?

Thats what they said in school...
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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:33 PM Reply

774? wow, what are you going to do with them all? should last you a good 774 days unless you aim to jack off more than once a day.


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:35 PM Reply

At 3/1/10 10:33 PM, kanon1 wrote: 774? wow, what are you going to do with them all? should last you a good 774 days unless you aim to jack off more than once a day.

Wait... for what possible reason would one need a condom for masturbation?


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:37 PM Reply

At 3/1/10 10:35 PM, ikool wrote:
At 3/1/10 10:33 PM, kanon1 wrote: 774? wow, what are you going to do with them all? should last you a good 774 days unless you aim to jack off more than once a day.
Wait... for what possible reason would one need a condom for masturbation?

Borrowing your friends pocket pussy while your girlfriend left you for someone else.


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:39 PM Reply

What I would do, Is hand a condom out to every homeless person you see.
To strike a feeling of joy, but for the wrong reason.


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:39 PM Reply

At 3/1/10 10:28 PM, lemonsourkid wrote:
At 3/1/10 10:26 PM, SteelChair wrote:
At 3/1/10 10:25 PM, nal1200 wrote: 774 condoms!
Sadly there all to small for me.
Get some glasses because they are obviously there.

Thanks for the suggestion let me just see here. Oh Shi-

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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:40 PM Reply

At 3/1/10 10:37 PM, kanon1 wrote: Borrowing your friends pocket pussy while your girlfriend left you for someone else.

I'm going to stop asking questions now.


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:40 PM Reply

I must say that is the funnist shit I have seen all day


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:41 PM Reply

At 3/1/10 10:25 PM, nal1200 wrote: 774 condoms!

So what are you going to do with all those?

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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:53 PM Reply

At 3/1/10 10:41 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:
At 3/1/10 10:25 PM, nal1200 wrote: 774 condoms!
So what are you going to do with all those?

Probably have sex with them.

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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:55 PM Reply

At 3/1/10 10:53 PM, nal1200 wrote:
At 3/1/10 10:41 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: So what are you going to do with all those?
Probably have sex with them.

You sir, have a lot of women to not please.


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 10:58 PM Reply

At 3/1/10 10:40 PM, ikool wrote:
At 3/1/10 10:37 PM, kanon1 wrote: Borrowing your friends pocket pussy while your girlfriend left you for someone else.
I'm going to stop asking questions now.

Lol Sorry man, that was the best counter response I had at the time. For the record I have never borrwed anyone's toy. It was a joke from Nitro Circus.

I think.

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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 11:00 PM Reply

At 3/1/10 10:27 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 3/1/10 10:25 PM, nal1200 wrote: 774 condoms!
Staple them to the walls in public places with notes that say "free condoms, have some fun tonight!".

He might as well, he's not going to use them.


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 11:04 PM Reply

At 3/1/10 10:57 PM, lemonsourkid wrote:
At 3/1/10 10:30 PM, nal1200 wrote: It was a drawing at my university. I guessed 777.
Why the hell does your... what the... are they... WHAT? Why do they promote sex?

I'm thinking that what they're promoting is the use of condoms.


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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 11:19 PM Reply

You should collect all the ones you use and make a 'wrap book' of all the women you've had sex with..just for the memories.

horrible idea, but that'd be a fun thing to share with your grandchildren.

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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 11:20 PM Reply

Send a couple my way!

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Response to I just won... Mar. 1st, 2010 @ 11:35 PM Reply

At 3/1/10 10:25 PM, nal1200 wrote: 774 condoms!

Lmfao where!?

What are you going to do with them?

Bleh, what am I still doing here?

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