Women: Inefficiant Fappers.

[Stoicish]

Seriously girls, do you even know what you are doing?

Stop trying to do what man have perfected over thousands of years. You CANNOT Fap! I'm sorry, but there is not equality in that work place.

At the very best you are Squikers (you know...Squik Squik Squik).

But that's nothing compared to Fapping.

You fail.

Go back to the kitchen!

[Ragnarokia]

Females can enjoy a longer more enjoyable orgasm.

[Sh0T-D0wN]

At 3/1/10 08:54 PM, Stoicish wrote: At the very best you are Squikers (you know...Squik Squik Squik).

WAIT A MINUTE.

Girls don't have penises??

[Elixur]

It's not like they have to, they just say the word and there's usually a guy on hand.

[Goldfire64]

At 3/1/10 08:56 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

At 3/1/10 08:54 PM, Stoicish wrote: At the very best you are Squikers (you know...Squik Squik Squik).

WAIT A MINUTE.

Girls don't have penises??

my mom lied to me then, i feel used.

[gibleto]

So would a girl say something like:

I squiked

[LichKingz]

At 3/1/10 08:56 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

At 3/1/10 08:54 PM, Stoicish wrote: At the very best you are Squikers (you know...Squik Squik Squik).

WAIT A MINUTE.

Girls don't have penises??

LIES AND SLANDER!

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

[Zeppelyn]

I'm a woman and I definately think I'm good at masturbating. Many different methods and ways.. all so pleasurable.

[CompleteDouche]

At 3/1/10 09:20 PM, Zeppelyn wrote: I'm a woman and I definately think I'm good at masturbating. Many different methods and ways.. all so pleasurable.

Do I smell Bullshit, or is the...th...other...GENDER in the facility?

I think its bullshit, girls don't go on tez interwebs.

[Stupor]

Plus girls can have multiple orgasms. I know if I could cum repeatedly, I'd never leave my bathroom...

hence the booming sales of laptops

[RydiaLockheart]

Women get all the fun sex toys. Men just get creepy stuff like blow-up dolls and fleshlights.

[MisterDielectric]

At 3/1/10 09:20 PM, Zeppelyn wrote: I'm a woman and I definately think I'm good at masturbating. Many different methods and ways.. all so pleasurable.

What's it like to have a vagina?

This question wakes me up in the middle of the night sometimes, it's just mind-boggling. Must be unsatisfactory.

to have a vagina

[Zeppelyn]

At 3/1/10 09:25 PM, Stupor wrote: Plus girls can have multiple orgasms. I know if I could cum repeatedly, I'd never leave my bathroom...

hence the booming sales of laptops

Lol it's not as good as it sounds. Each orgasm gets less better and less satisfying as the last, yet you get hornier. At least for me. Why am I saying this in a site full of guys.

[slayer1029]

I'm sorry my kind sir, but I disagree. I was recently playing mario party 8 at a friends house and we happened to get "Shake it up" as the game. As many of you probably don't know what that is, your required to shake a can of soda. However, its really to test your forearm skills. Me and 2 other guys got beaten by my best friends girlfriend. She apparently knew how to do it better then we did...

[Stupor]

At 3/1/10 09:27 PM, Zeppelyn wrote: Each orgasm gets less better and less satisfying as the last, yet you get hornier.

Fascinating, tell me more about your orgasms

[Bacchanalian]

At 3/1/10 09:32 PM, slayer1029 wrote: [...]However, its really to test your forearm skills. Me and 2 other guys got beaten by my best friends girlfriend. She apparently knew how to do it better then we did...

Handjob != masturbation.

[KoolAidBeans]

Wut