As one of the oldest of the oldy old people on teh NGs, I notice a lot of intolerance.

And let me tell you, I'm a big fan of intolerance.

However, there's just... not enough. Not enough division, not enough animosity.

It's not enough just to hate n00bs, no, not the 09ers, the 10ers, the 08er's, no, the time has come...

To start seriously ripping all the old fart members of the BBS a new ass.

We've been olding up the place really bad lately, lying about how the "Forum used to be good" and how we "Wish we still had the old "Problems of the future, today!" slogan" and how "Back in OUR day, regular users didn't get meats" and whatnot.

Basically, if you're account is older than 03, you've got to ask yourself: why am I still here?

Me, I know why. I KNOW. It's because it's an opportunity to fuck up the childhood of a bunch of rich whiny shits. The rest of you oldies? You're just sad, sick cases of the Michael Jackson/Peter Pan disease, and I want you to know that the best thing you could do for me right now is to do some antifreeze shooters.

At 2/28/10 09:07 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Hate, like usual

Go be a fucking mod.

OH WAIT

Oh god, in 2017 I'll be just like you, making this same topic. OH GOD.

The worst part is.. I WON'T BE A MOD!

Old in what way?

Oldfag old or Epic Beard Man old?

At 2/28/10 09:08 PM, MalaysianParkingLots wrote:

At 2/28/10 09:07 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Hate, like usual

Go be a fucking mod.

OH WAIT

Dude, being a mod RUINS the BBS experience.

Trust me on this. The only good part is getting to hang out with the other mods. Sanjay quit and rejoined a million times for a REASON.

At 2/28/10 09:11 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Old in what way?

Oldfag old or Epic Beard Man old?

I would think it's pretty obvious that he means oldfag old.

Silly FUNK, anyone on teh NewGrounds deserves ridicule. Everyone here is a lonely, awkward teen, or a lonely, awkward adult trapped in a teens body. But how can one loser ridicule another without feeling the sting of hypocrisy?

They can't.

That's why you're such an asset. Because you can hate without holding back, without being a hypocrite.

Hate on, FUNK, hate on . . .

Yes.

This place is too retarded for any non-teenager. There are better ways to waste time, and you've wasted too much of it. No-one cares about you here, fuck off to the real world, loser.

At 2/28/10 09:07 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: However, there's just... not enough. Not enough division, not enough animosity.

Call Moses....apparently he's good at dividing stuff

I would've imagined that somebody as old as you are FUNK would be a bit more wise and not give a shit.

Wait what is this? Don't bother me...

At 2/28/10 09:17 PM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: I would've imagined that somebody as old as you are FUNK would be a bit more wise and not give a shit.

But he is wise but does give a shit. It makes him different.

At 2/28/10 09:14 PM, BetaOrionis wrote:

Hate on, FUNK, hate on . . .

You'd actually be surprised at how many people comfort in the fact that no matter what else is going on in the world, FUNKbrs is still hating.

In this transient world, where there's so little you can have faith in, hate will never let you down. I used to think drugs and alcohol were the answer, but in the end they're really just shortcuts towards hatred, and hate should always be the ultimate goal of human progress. It must be, because look how successful it's been in the world all around us.

what about me? im a malcom in the fucking middle.

At 2/28/10 09:07 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: We've been olding up the place really bad lately, lying about how the "Forum used to be good"

And here we see yet another attempt for the NGBBS to turn into /b/.

GTFO NG Funk you old fuck.

At 2/28/10 09:07 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: As one of the oldest of the oldy old people on teh NGs, I notice a lot of intolerance.

And let me tell you, I'm a big fan of intolerance.

However, there's just... not enough. Not enough division, not enough animosity.

I remember back in the day when people like you knew when to shut the fuck up and leave.

At 2/28/10 09:24 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: GTFO NG Funk you old fuck.

Grubby grub grub

So I dodged the oldfag bullet. Excellent.

Yeah I know it's fucking sad.

Funk

just kiddin :3

hey FUNK.. im a better drummer than you.

I'm somewhere in between old & new, so that puts me in the clear!

Right?

At 2/28/10 09:07 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Basically, if you're account is older than 03, you've got to ask yourself: why am I still here?

So am I in some sort of grace area here?

At 2/28/10 09:11 PM, smicothegreat wrote: Oh god, in 2017 I'll be just like you, making this same topic. OH GOD.

The worst part is.. I WON'T BE A MOD!

OH GOD NO PLEASE

I visit the BBS only to lurk and post in threads that are relevant to my interests, as far as coming to the site daily, I just come to deposit and find good animations/games to share with my friends. All in all, just supporting Newgrounds, not the stupidity of.

I'm going to start calling old NGers "Boy" and see if they start leaving.

You're all fucking old, get lives you old useless sacks of shit. A great start would be moving out of your parent's basement.

The BBS was way better when I was 13 years old and as dumb as everyone else here.

Oh my, oh my goodness, you're making me blush teehee... Oh jeez... I don't know what to say.. umm... Oh my word this is so sudden!

I think you should really change the thread title..if you know what i mean.