Weird childhood memories..

[Colombiana]

Today, I got tagged on a picture from Elementary school,
and suddenly all those memories came back.

But some of them were quite disturbing.

F.e. I remember going to this female friend in first year of Elementary school, and we were sitting in her room, she looking at me and I playing with one of her brothers toys. Then she suddenly spoke to me and said:
"I know why you're here, you just want to play with my peepee."
I was stunned, but I knew she was onto me, I do wanted to play with her peepee, but I said that I didn't knew what she was talking about.

Then another strange memory I had was, in 3th grade one of my friend's mom committed suicide and then 2 years later another friend of mine his mom died of cancer.
I remembered my friend, who his mother committed suicide, said to my other friend: "Welcome to the club, bro."
And I had this strange feeling of jealousy, I also wanted to be part of the club, and some part of me wanted that my kind off died.

Well, I am very sure you guys also have very strange childhood memories.

Or I am just a fucked up little kid.

[EDDDDDDDDD]

childhood memorys most kids remember is the first time they learn what a.......

:COKDIKBONER

[dx5231]

I think I had a normal, uninteresting childhood.

[MisterDielectric]

I had puppy n pupped

[MisterDielectric]

i had puppy,.. brought it home n pupped

[Kitala]

In elementary school we had 2 big events every year. "Field Day" and "Math Field Day"--the lame excuse for a pre-field day experience in order to tie in learning to fun.

On Math Field Day in like 4th grade, my class was waiting on line for an event that took time. So we were all sitting in a line in the grass. I was laying down picking grass when I looked over at this boy sitting next to me. His shorts were so big that I could literally look up into his pantleg and see his junk. I was shocked but I never said anything.
I was in the same school with that boy all the way to highschool and he was the first penis I had ever seen without ever even knowing it.

[ZagmenO]

Dreams of people dressed as cows invading my home.

[SirFinland]

For some reason I occasionally have these flashbacks of my diapers being changed.

Wonder what Freud would say?

[Damien]

I often think back about this one time I stabbed my mom in the throat to get to the cookie jar.

Don't worry............ I got my cookie.

[PeterM]

I remember shouting "SHITTT!!!!" really loudly in the playground and then fearing for my life in case a teacher heard me.

[STRRED]

HOOOOLLY

[lulubuddy1]

I remember when I was four, I went over to my friend's grandmother's house. (for babysitting I think) His grandma had to take us to the grocery store to get stuff and we heard somebody say a bad word (I dont remember) and we kept going to his granmother he said fff- he said fff-! we couldnt say it, we only managed to say fff- but then my friend finally said it and she got really angry, and then we rushed outta there and a firetruck came down the road and parked right next to the grocery store. Me and my friend thought it was the police, so she dropped us off at my house and i remeber getting out a small baseball bat and my frind got a stick from outside to defend from the police xD

not sure if it was fuck or not

[MisterDielectric]

we brougt the puppy home.., n we all pupped

[Ericho]

A weird childhood memory is when I was riding the bus home one day and there was this one kid whom I was striking a conversation with. I had always had trouble talking to people and it was nice to find this kid (I think his name was Alex or something). I then realized that I was on the wrong bus and if I had gone on the right bus I never would have met him!