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Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:11:14 Reply

We all know that these forums are lurking with loads of pre-teen cat-fondling douchebags who aren't even old enough to blow a load.

We know that there are tons of lucrative spamming Red Sea pedestrians trying to get a laugh by posting walls of incoherent bullshit.

And we know that there are amphetamine test-positive contemtable cocksuckers monitoring these forums with an iron banhammer ready to kick people off for simple insults over a highly energized argument.

There's also that little part about no more than four posts per half-hour that I've really gotten sick of...

But here's the solution. We all start being such insanely obnoxious assholes but in a more constructive way.
This means some of you genetic turds of society will have to actually think a bit.
Let's face it, everyone on this site is an asshole in some way. If we back up our insulting by attacking key intellectual points of arguments while calling someone a presbytarian scrotum that likes to shove a shampoo bottle up his ass, we immediately distinct between the spamming asshole, and the reasonably intelligent person who has to deal with his shit while trying to talk about something.

But this will make it easier for people like me, who are trying to get a point across, but have to deal with immature couch-fuckers who get in the way, in not getting banned by jackoff mods with inferiority complexes that have to ban people for calling retarded horse molestors retarded horse molestors to make them feel like they have a big penis.

I thank you for any interest in this program and hope that this gets out to many people on this site.


Your dribble and insults are meaningless...I am here to change that.

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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:14:11 Reply

So become what we hate?

Idiot.
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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:15:08 Reply

Dude, It's just a website.


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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:15:25 Reply

Spamming in a intelligent way?? That's what you mean???

I'm confused...It's not even spamming anymore

I-Spam??????

Don't you DARE click my sig....

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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:15:51 Reply

At 2/26/10 08:14 PM, Alec-D wrote: So become what we hate?

Idiot.

No you just have to be obnoxious in a thoughtful way.


Your dribble and insults are meaningless...I am here to change that.

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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:17:07 Reply

This has already been done ten thousand times before.

We all know that these forums are lurking with loads of pre-teen cat-fondling douchebags who aren't even old enough to blow a load.

Pre-teen douchebags are prone to insult others with absolutely no other backup.

We know that there are tons of lucrative spamming Red Sea pedestrians trying to get a laugh by posting walls of incoherent bullshit.

Just because you don't understand something doesn't make it incoherent.

And we know that there are amphetamine test-positive contemtable cocksuckers monitoring these forums with an iron banhammer ready to kick people off for simple insults over a highly energized argument.

I see...someone is on drugs just because they weren't on your side. I would bet you $20 that if this mod you don't like had banned the other guy, you'd have no objections.

There's also that little part about no more than four posts per half-hour that I've really gotten sick of...

That's per topic. If you can't make your point in one topic in 4 posts every 30 mins, there is something wrong with you.

But here's the solution. We all start being such insanely obnoxious assholes but in a more constructive way.

Constructive asshole obnoxiousness? Go on.

This means some of you genetic turds of society will have to actually think a bit.

It seems you are the only one here not thinking.

Let's face it, everyone on this site is an asshole in some way.

And you're the gleaming example of perfection?

If we back up our insulting by attacking key intellectual points of arguments while calling someone a presbytarian scrotum that likes to shove a shampoo bottle up his ass

Again we return to the immaturity of insults. Glass houses.

we immediately distinct between the spamming asshole, and the reasonably intelligent person who has to deal with his shit while trying to talk about something.

Which are you?

But this will make it easier for people like me

Ah, here's the self-proclamation.

who are trying to get a point across, but have to deal with immature couch-fuckers who get in the way,

Immaturity?

in not getting banned by jackoff mods with inferiority complexes that have to ban people for calling retarded horse molestors

Just because you get banned every time you post doesn't make them wrong. Perhaps it's you.

to make them feel like they have a big penis.

Bigger than yours at least.

I thank you for any interest in this program and hope that this gets out to many people on this site.

Screw you, knave.


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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:21:23 Reply

This thread is fail.

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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:23:25 Reply

That must've taken a while to think up sir.


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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:23:54 Reply

So, you want us to insult people with large words instead of small ones now?


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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:24:50 Reply

Your argument is incoherent.

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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:24:57 Reply

At 2/26/10 08:17 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: a bunch of pre-digested bullshit.

Thank you for serving as an example. This post represents exactly the type of person I'm talking about.
If I were to start a discussion about, let's say, 9/11 being an inside job, or flouride in water.
You'd be the type of asshat to argue against the person making the argument instead of the argument itself.


Your dribble and insults are meaningless...I am here to change that.

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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:25:42 Reply

Wow, thank god i'm on the other side of the age gap for once

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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:29:08 Reply

At 2/26/10 08:24 PM, JamesTKirkV2 wrote: You'd be the type of asshat to argue against the person making the argument instead of the argument itself.

You don't seem to understand. I'm not attacking you because I want to attack you. I attack you because you are completely clueless. You think you know so much about the BBS. You don't, I don't, nobody does except those who've been here for the better part of a decade.

Your arrogance annoys me. I don't attack you because I'm feeling argumentative. I attack you because you are an annoying douchebag that thinks he's God's gift to the BBS. I bet your friends love that advice-giving sage act.


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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:29:54 Reply

At 2/26/10 08:24 PM, Fleuve wrote: Your argument is incoherent.

Your argument is invalid.

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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:42:50 Reply

At 2/26/10 08:29 PM, Corpus-Delicti wrote:
At 2/26/10 08:24 PM, Fleuve wrote: Your argument is incoherent.
Your argument is invalid.

That reply doesn't even correlate with mine.
So.. Ill just reply to that poster with on of my own.

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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:43:13 Reply

I find all these 10'ers views somewhat funny I guess.


You guys are all real swell.

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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:46:35 Reply

Fuck that lets make cakes.

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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 20:47:21 Reply

I'm not an asshole you douchebag shut up

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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 21:26:31 Reply

At 2/26/10 08:47 PM, elementell wrote: I'm not an asshole you douchebag shut up

You're right, you're more like the dried stool that forms around a dog's asshole.

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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 21:30:35 Reply

This has been done tons of times
dont try too hard or you will kill it
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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 21:30:54 Reply

At 2/26/10 08:46 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Fuck that lets make cakes.

Oooh Ooh make mine first.

There better not be any sprinkles, so help me god if you put sprinkles on my cake.


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Response to Answer to fundamental flaw in BBS. 2010-02-26 21:31:23 Reply

At 2/26/10 08:29 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: stuff

I love you. May I suck your cock?


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