Pooping Sucks

[Luke]

There is nothing fun about it, nor does it feel good.
It is a waste of time, and sometimes it hurts.
Sometimes you poop is green, other times in between.
It's only funny if you take pepto-bismol and it makes your doody black.

I don't like pooping, especially diarrhea.
That shit sucks, and stinks.

discuss poop

[tox]

i dont know about not feeling good... when you got gas. and you take a crap... it can feel wonderful... like a summers day has just greeted you at veranda in your summer house in Paris... thats how good it can be

[Sir-Hank-Frank]

Not to mention spending hard earned money on TP. And the cheap kind is like wiping your ass with sand paper.

[BrainlessDan]

I like pooping, i think it feels good most of the time. Sometimes it hurts really bad, and i hate it when that happens, but when it doesn't hurt i enjoy it.

Am i seriously discussing poop?

[ChampionAnwar]

I'm not sure, when I take a huge dump, I feel like a whole lot lighter and overall a bit better. Though when it's like hard to come out, there's nothing pleasant about that >:|. It really depends on the situation and how you do it.

[Backword]

WHEN I POOP IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

[xKiRiLLx]

I love pooping.
Sometimes I'm bored, and don't know what to do, then I go and take a big shit, and the world becomes bright and fun and the sun shines and all the beauty of this world is revealed to my eyes.

[DrClay]

Pooping? Really? What was your mom watching you type when you made this post so you couldn't put in Shit?

[Luke]

At 2/26/10 03:49 PM, Sir-Hank-Frank wrote: Not to mention spending hard earned money on TP. And the cheap kind is like wiping your ass with sand paper.

Yeah, buying toilet paper fucking sucks. But the cheap shit is a pain in the ass, literally. You get what you pay for.

[Luke]

At 2/26/10 04:03 PM, DrClay wrote: Pooping? Really? What was your mom watching you type when you made this post so you couldn't put in Shit?

No, my Mom was not watching me make the post. In fact I don't even know where my Mom is, out of town somewhere getting gang-banged by a group of junkies and snorting blow probably.

Poop is just a funner word than shit.

swearing doesn't make you fucking cool bitch.

[Jercurpac]

Seriously? You wrote this out, read it over, and thought that it was something that had even the tiniest iota of worth? Are you entirely sure that you're over five years old?

[BrainlessDan]

At 2/26/10 04:46 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Seriously? You wrote this out, read it over, and thought that it was something that had even the tiniest iota of worth? Are you entirely sure that you're over five years old?

Hey, everybody poops.

[thenewbies]

At 2/26/10 04:47 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: Hey, everybody poops.

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[Jercurpac]

At 2/26/10 04:47 PM, BrainlessDan wrote:

At 2/26/10 04:46 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Seriously? You wrote this out, read it over, and thought that it was something that had even the tiniest iota of worth? Are you entirely sure that you're over five years old?

Hey, everybody poops.

And that makes threads like this interesting, how? This is what children talk about because they have no life experience beyond eating and shitting.

[Faintly]

Gotta stop eating if you don't want crap.
But you'll die...

[Lucian-MK-IV]

Unfortunately there are a lot of things thanks to which we lose our precious time. Sleeping is by far the worst time consumer. Imagine how many more things you could do if you wouldn't require sleep. So pooping isn't THAT bad ;)

[THEREINOTHINGTOEAT]

I used to love taking shits because I thought it felt good. Now I hate it because when I pull my pants up after the process my boxers get in an uncomfortable position.

[CNRHKick]

I love pooping.
You get that feeling in your pants, then suddenly you just explode.

Wait, never mind.
I was thinking of masturbation.

[NickScott]

At 2/26/10 04:46 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Seriously? You wrote this out, read it over, and thought that it was something that had even the tiniest iota of worth? Are you entirely sure that you're over five years old?

I always thought that the purpose of this "EpicFail" account name was made to solely make ironic posts, that point out him being an epic fail. Like with the posts with his half-haircut, if it was all a joke it would be fucking funny. However I came to the sad conclusion that this is a real person, and he just thought that EpicFail was a funny username.

[DrClay]

At 2/26/10 04:06 PM, EpicFail wrote:

swearing doesn't make you fucking cool bitch.

Judging. I never did state those words silly

[111122223138]

i don't want to discuss this shit

[Joshsouza]

Actually it is kind of relieving to take a shit because that is the only thing you can really think about

[ThePeanutShark]

poop is just your bodies way of saying STOP EATING!!!

[Sh0T-D0wN]

At 2/26/10 03:45 PM, EpicFail wrote: It is a waste of time...

That's why I use my shitting time to plan out my schedule for the rest of my day.

[bman200]

I took a load earlier. One came out that was like 8 inches long and it wa-... Ya know what? Never mind.

[Vinnyy]

After I eat I just gotta take a shit.

It's like a message from your body telling you to stop eating.

[JKMonkey]

then wear a diaper...

[cast]

Pooping rocks! I even made a poop log that got deleted which was posted to serve as place for everyone to post detailed storys of their shitting experiences!

[masterchef56]

I'm posting while taking a shit, in a matter of fact. Holy Shit!

[gingermagicman]

You know when you gots diarrhea, but it doesn't hurt when it comes out? Super satisfying man.