Yeah, I know this is an obvious alt but this time I'm not trying to make a joke. This is going to sound stupid, but something weird and disturbing happened to me today and I need some advice.
Well, I was going to the bathroom, dropping the kids as usual as per my day, but then I sneezed. This would be normal, but I felt something pop almost, like something just felt out of place. So I went to wipe, and I felt something that was NOT by any means normal. Something was slightly protruding out my anus. It was not feces, but I couldn't tell what it was. When I was wiping, it was just sticking out, not going back in.
I just sort of crammed it all back in, and I haven't been able to defecate normally for the remainder of my day. Is there something serious going on or am I just being paranoid?