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Need some serious help. Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:22 PM Reply

Yeah, I know this is an obvious alt but this time I'm not trying to make a joke. This is going to sound stupid, but something weird and disturbing happened to me today and I need some advice.

Well, I was going to the bathroom, dropping the kids as usual as per my day, but then I sneezed. This would be normal, but I felt something pop almost, like something just felt out of place. So I went to wipe, and I felt something that was NOT by any means normal. Something was slightly protruding out my anus. It was not feces, but I couldn't tell what it was. When I was wiping, it was just sticking out, not going back in.

I just sort of crammed it all back in, and I haven't been able to defecate normally for the remainder of my day. Is there something serious going on or am I just being paranoid?


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Response to Need some serious help. Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:25 PM Reply

Definately an anal prolapse. Wow, loose much?


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Response to Need some serious help. Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:26 PM Reply

HAHAHAHA, you just sneezed your ass out of... well, your ass.

Yes, seek help.


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Response to Need some serious help. Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:26 PM Reply

Maybe you need to upgrade to FireFox.

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Response to Need some serious help. Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:27 PM Reply

That is probably anal prolapse. Dude, get to the doctor like NOW! Not kidding, it's kinda serious.


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Response to Need some serious help. Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:28 PM Reply

Ha! You ruptured your colon!


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Response to Need some serious help. Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:28 PM Reply

Anal prolapse ain't nuthin' to fuck wit.


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Response to Need some serious help. Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:28 PM Reply

Boy, reading this made me feel great

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Response to Need some serious help. Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:29 PM Reply

What did some guy rape you in your sleepand his dick got stuck?
No really get to the doctor NOW!!!

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Response to Need some serious help. Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:29 PM Reply

At 2/25/10 09:27 PM, creamsoda139 wrote: That is probably anal prolapse. Dude, get to the doctor like NOW! Not kidding, it's kinda serious.

What can happen if I don't? It's been a few hours but I don't want to wait any longer. I tried looking it up on Google but couldn't find anything that sounded like this.


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Response to Need some serious help. Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:31 PM Reply

What can happen if I don't? It's been a few hours but I don't want to wait any longer. I tried looking it up on Google but couldn't find anything that sounded like this.

Your intestines are coming out of your anus. If you don't get help you will find yourself with your freaking intestinal organs OUTSIDE YOUR BODY!!! Do you want that? I don't think you do, now get the FUCK off the computer and get to hospital.....NOW!


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Response to Need some serious help. Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:32 PM Reply

At 2/25/10 09:30 PM, CrypticPoptart wrote: After I stopped laughing I found this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_prol apse

Ewww...

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Response to Need some serious help. Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:33 PM Reply

Holy shit.

I'm never taking a quick dump again.


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Response to Need some serious help. Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:33 PM Reply

I could not help but to laugh at that. But, seriously you should talk to your doctor or something. Because I don't think shitting out something like that is a good thing.


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Response to Need some serious help. Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:37 PM Reply

Shitting out your internal organs sounds nasty..

I am seriously concerned for your health.. Seek help..


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Response to Need some serious help. Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:48 PM Reply

man go to a doctor now !!! dont waste time