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Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 10:41 AM Reply

"The teacher asked three teenagers to provide sperm samples (in other words: masturbate) so the class could study sperm under the microscope.

One of the students told his parents about the incident. His shocked parents immediately notified the police.

A spokesman for the police said: "It is a disrespectful and bizarre thing to ask a student, we are all horrified."

The school, located in Campo Grande, Rio de Janeiro, says it's equally appalled by the biology teacher's behavior."

NG, What the hell?

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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 10:43 AM Reply

I bet the students were all like "What...the f... OK!!!"


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 10:43 AM Reply

So what?

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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 10:45 AM Reply

That's odd...

Any competent biology teacher should know it's not easy to get clear pictures of moving cells, especially fast-moving ones like sperm cells. Unless the school had some really expensive microscope / live-staining equipment, this would appear to be a case of another weirdo getting into a school.

(Come to think of it, if they had the money for that kind of microscope equipment, they could've very easily just gone to the sperm bank and bought some of the stuff. o_0)

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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 10:48 AM Reply

I'd do it under one condition - the sexy female students would have to get naked. I can't just masturbate to nothing dammit!


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 10:49 AM Reply

Imagine your teacher aksed that to you...


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 11:34 AM Reply

epic fail teacher!


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 11:43 AM Reply

At 2/24/10 10:48 AM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: I can't just masturbate to nothing dammit!

Really? You suck.


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 11:45 AM Reply

At 2/24/10 11:40 AM, MuyBurrito wrote: That's not unusual in higher level Bio classes.

For Advanced Placement Biology during my sophomore year, my Bio teacher gave me a blowjob after my midterm to demonstrate the advancement of human sexuality. That's just what good teachers do, they bend the rules to show you how to learn.

I hope your bio teacher was a female.

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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 11:49 AM Reply

At 2/24/10 11:43 AM, gingermagicman wrote:
At 2/24/10 10:48 AM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: I can't just masturbate to nothing dammit!
Really? You suck.

No, my woman sucks.


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 12:01 PM Reply

Big Gay Al off South Park..that's the teacher


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 12:07 PM Reply

At 2/24/10 10:45 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: (Come to think of it, if they had the money for that kind of microscope equipment, they could've very easily just gone to the sperm bank and bought some of the stuff. o_0)

Nah they used all the school funds to buy the microscopes LOL.

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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 12:08 PM Reply

Teacher could have just asked other teachers.

or the fine fellows here at Newgrounds!

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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 12:09 PM Reply

At 2/24/10 12:08 PM, ryanson209 wrote: Teacher could have just asked other teachers.

or the fine fellows here at Newgrounds!

Yeah right. What the hell do these students have against masturbating? Do they think they are special or something?


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 12:13 PM Reply

I dont really see the problem here its a quick way to get sperm which is the subject being taught. People are far to sensitive about "wrong" things.


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 12:15 PM Reply

I'd be like "Well, I'm gunna need some help".


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 12:18 PM Reply

At 2/24/10 12:09 PM, milinko959 wrote: Yeah right. What the hell do these students have against masturbating? Do they think they are special or something?

I'm sure they don't, but being asked by a teacher is a bit odd.


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 12:35 PM Reply

Am I the only one here who thinks this article is fake?


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 01:11 PM Reply

At 2/24/10 10:41 AM, Deathrow-cy wrote: "The teacher asked three teenagers to provide sperm samples (in other words: masturbate) so the class could study sperm under the microscope.

if the teacher was hot id just ask for some help

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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 01:13 PM Reply

At 2/24/10 11:40 AM, MuyBurrito wrote: That's not unusual in higher level Bio classes.

For Advanced Placement Biology during my sophomore year, my Bio teacher gave me a blowjob after my midterm to demonstrate the advancement of human sexuality. That's just what good teachers do, they bend the rules to show you how to learn.

hahahaha damn r u serious thats badass, if thats true ten thats fuckin awesome

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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 01:17 PM Reply

Wouldn't most of the sperm cells just die the other day?


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 01:41 PM Reply

At 2/24/10 01:17 PM, Lorkas wrote: Wouldn't most of the sperm cells just die the other day?

I guess he asked them to do it in class.

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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 01:43 PM Reply

This is funny.


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 01:44 PM Reply

Ha! That's pretty fucked up. Did the teacher seriously think that none of the students would find that insane and tell their parents?


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 01:46 PM Reply

It doesn't say if anyone did it.


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 02:00 PM Reply

Brazilian chicks are hot. I would of asked if I could dump it in her ass.

a man could dream

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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 02:04 PM Reply

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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 02:06 PM Reply

I'da asked if I could have a partner for that assignment... e one hell of a pickup line to finally ask the hot girl in class out.

"So, erm... there's this assignment, I was wondering if you'd like to be my partner..."

"Oh, that sounds great! What is it?"


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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 02:59 PM Reply

Man, I wish that some on the teachers in my school would tell me to masturbate.

On their faces.

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Response to Teacher asks students to masturbate Feb. 24th, 2010 @ 03:04 PM Reply

Who gives a fuck? Every man who is a man masturbates, and if he hasn't, he will in the near future. Sounds like a pretty harmless task. If I went home every day and made a chair, would it be so bad to ask that I bring one in for tech class? I mean what the hell is the problem here. "We were all horrified"

Horrified? really? Horrified is when you find out a murderer has stapled several underage girls to multiple trees, and you find them alive and watch them bleed to death while screaming. THAT's horrifying. Masturbation? Thats a matter of course, everyone does it but no one admits to it.


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