If Quagmire was real...

[ZJ]

...would you be his friend?

[Schizo-Sephy]

I would never befriend such a shallow sex addict.

[Loki]

I'd be hell of scared of his head.

Seriously look at that thing.

[Sidorio]

No, I don't want his small dick up my anus.

[andhination]

As if to say I have and can make friends.

[Saxturbation]

Do AIDS pass on airborne?

[Saxturbation]

At 2/23/10 03:41 PM, Pickbothmanlol wrote:

At 2/23/10 03:40 PM, Saxturbation wrote: Do AIDS pass on airborne?

No.

I know it was more or less a rhetorical question to get a chuckle out of.

[sirsicklick]

I would ask him to train me.

[Lucian-MK-IV]

Well...

[Scarface]

At 2/23/10 03:43 PM, sirsicklick wrote: I would ask him to train me.

You mean fuck you in your ass like a train going in a tunnel? Yes, I think he would agree to that.

[Jackho]

At 2/23/10 03:52 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: Why are his cheeks so big?

Why are his ears so small?

[DarthRacoon]

Friends with what? The gonorrhea rotten chlamydia discharge spewing pervert?

No thanks.

[DumbassDude]

At 2/23/10 03:52 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: Why are his cheeks so big?

Malignant tumors obviously. Don't stare.

[JKMonkey]

hell yeah, that guys is awesome!

[Tribal]

Him and I share both the same first name and passion.

[Comrade]

He is real.

[AhaTrusty]

if he existed in real life he'd probably be in jail :(

[Lemmiwinks91]

... he would be in jail.

[LeNoir]

I would be extremely scared, idk if I would be his friend.

[DillePickle]

At 2/23/10 03:37 PM, FBIpolux wrote: I'd be hell of scared of his head.

Seriously look at that thing.

I'm surprised his jawbones haven't pierced through his cheeks yet.

[gingermagicman]

He'd be Russell Brand's bestie.

[ZJ]

At 2/23/10 05:52 PM, yoshikoshi wrote: Who the fuck is quagmire???

#1. Why did you steal my sig?

#2 Have you been living under a rock for the last twenty years? Look at this.

[ChampionAnwar]

Freidns and no more, but I'd get him to show me his little secrets xD.

[Lucian-MK-IV]

At 2/23/10 05:59 PM, puddinN64 wrote:

At 2/23/10 05:52 PM, yoshikoshi wrote: Who the fuck is quagmire???

#1. Why did you steal my sig?

#2 Have you been living under a rock for the last twenty years? Look at this.

Ignore him, he's a troll. Just look at his dumb posts and you'll understand.

[Izzy712]

At 2/23/10 06:06 PM, 012210 wrote:

At 2/23/10 05:59 PM, puddinN64 wrote:

At 2/23/10 05:52 PM, yoshikoshi wrote: Who the fuck is quagmire???

#1. Why did you steal my sig?

yoshikoshi had that sig first you stole it

Oh come on, it's obvious that yoshikoshi stole it. I mean, you can see plain as day that he cut it out in MS paint and drew his name on it horribly with the pencil tool. Note the crappy quality in that small square wher he cut it out. Don't be stupid.

[Homfrog]

DID YOU MEAN QUAGSIRE?

[Jackho]

yoshikoshi
012210

Obvious alts are obvious.

[DarthRacoon]

At 2/23/10 09:41 PM, Homfrog wrote: DID YOU MEAN QUAGSIRE?

Fuck yea i'd be his friend!

And lol at the sig stealing.

[Ryanson]

Probably, just to laugh at his sex jokes and throw a couple of mine in.

[The-Condor]

At 2/23/10 05:52 PM, yoshikoshi wrote: U STOLE IT!!!11111
Sign-Up: 02/18/10

PuddinN64
Sign-Up: 07/05/06

Hmm, Gee, I wonder who has had that sig longer. (First)