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bluetooth abuse O.o 2010-02-22 15:14:47 Reply

well... it's about time someone came up with this...

http://www.thetoy.co.uk/

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Response to bluetooth abuse O.o 2010-02-22 15:17:28 Reply

lol, rape by bluetooth


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Response to bluetooth abuse O.o 2010-02-22 15:18:50 Reply

I don't get it? Do you wanna shine my shoes?


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Response to bluetooth abuse O.o 2010-02-22 15:19:08 Reply

Ha sounds like a wonderful idea.


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Response to bluetooth abuse O.o 2010-02-22 15:19:30 Reply

You know, anything that vibrates + stuff = Pron stuff...
I wonder if anyone will buy it?

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Response to bluetooth abuse O.o 2010-02-22 15:20:54 Reply

I have a feeling 80% of NG will use this.


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Response to bluetooth abuse O.o 2010-02-22 15:21:10 Reply

At 2/22/10 03:19 PM, Kytraal wrote: You know, anything that vibrates + stuff = Pron stuff...
I wonder if anyone will buy it?

i wouldn't. maybe buy it for someone else as a gag gift tho XD

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Response to bluetooth abuse O.o 2010-02-22 15:24:43 Reply

Gentleman
Imagine a connection with your lover...
You command her arousal from afar

Imagine The Toy...

Monday morning - she leaves with The Toy inside...
She's given you the power - You alone control The Toy

Teasing her with single word messages
Frustrating her with smouldering long fantasies

No matter how many text messages she gets today,
Yours are the ones she really, really WANTS!

Imagine the thrill of sending a sexy fantasy knowing she's in a meeting

Setting the scene for tonight throughout the day
Foreplay for later...

Imagine the desire in her eyes when you meet again

Imagine the power, the control

Imagine her fire and the devastating passion...

Roll on Monday morning!

Ladies
Imagine a connection with your lover...
A sexy physical connection that stretches across the planet

Imagine The Toy...

Imagine a dreary Monday morning Work as usual, then you remember The Toy... we have The Toy!

Imagine leaving for work, The Toy in place

Imagine the thrill of receiving a message

Imagine the hunger for that first one...
oh, the antici...pation!

Beep beep! - there it is, a new message...
Your heart races as you read his sexy words
You know he is thinking only of you

The toy bursts into action, sensation ripples through your body.
Flushed, you look around, has anyone noticed?
No, no-one knows your secret...
Then The Toy stops...

Imagine wanting more... NOW!

Imagine waiting for his next text
The arousal, the ache to be together again

Imagine what will happen tonight...

Monday morning will never be the same...

bwahahahaha

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Response to bluetooth abuse O.o 2010-02-23 23:28:18 Reply

omg. bluetooth ovens would be so awesome.